H-how am I supposed to know what to think when everybody just keeps snooze emoji posting at everything?! The mods aren't banning any opinions but people keep getting assblasted by a robot! What's going onnnn????
Close it again, this is too pathetic to stand. I would rather be banned once more than know these people are reading the sub at the same time as me.
And by this of course I mean 😴😴😴 where is the drama
Just have Snappy post whatever the top five SRD posts in the last 24 hours happen to be. That will give us some new Snappy-isms and probably make it even more obvious that Snappy is more evolved now than Tay ever was.
Snappy can't even correctly detect a normal comment that doesn't link to reddit half the time. It's kinda like, "why would I trust a self-driving car to be safe when you dickheads can't even get automatic soap dispensers to work after 20 years?"
These are the type of people that say shit like "Believe the Science™" until the science says something they don't like, then you get the hilarity of galaxy brain "I'm going to continue to wear my mask to own the cons" takes.
I think he got tired of my constant griefing and epic bantz and traveled to the far east to study memes and shit talking under the tutelage of an obscure order of monks. When he returns we will see if his kung fu is finally as strong as mine.
To be serious for a moment, I kind of worry about him when he disappears and stops posting. I used to know someone who could have been his twin. They droned on with exactly the same smug, self-assured, condescending nonsense about their education and how they were so much smarter than everyone else. Had a lot of the same kind of opinions, too. Basically just repeating whatever the prevailing conventional wisdom was like it was some sort of profound insight. He was even slightly unbearable when we played online together, which is how everyone on my old message board knew each other. They just took everything way too seriously and personally and had no chill.
That person unironically did an hero a few years ago. It actually made me a little sad despite what an annoying twat they were. "Ask not for whom the bell tolls," and all that jazz, you know? So now whenever Pizza disappears I get a sense of foreboding and worry a little about whether or not they're OK. Thankfully, Pizza usually comes back, starts being Pizza, but I still worry.
Im in the whole everyone you meet is yourself in disguise trying to either trick you or teach you a lesson. In general terms obviously.
Whenever i see that kind of smug behavior, it reminds me of how i used to have some of those traits when i was younger. So obviously, I hate to say it, but I know his name and notice when he's gone or when he creates yet another alt.
Now, being a bit wiser, Ive removed my opinion from almost all public discourse and barely rarely genuinely interact in this account with other users.
I cant believe i just read your whole love letter to PS
He didn't disappear lol, at least as far as I know. He just spent a day or two posting through what seemed like a manic episode, commanding people to report him and get him banned.
I kinda share this fear too. The pandemic exacerbated the worst mental health crisis in human history. He deleted his most recent account at the very peak of it.
Ok I just checked out this sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. We're more rarted than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
Who's got that one copypasta of that user who had their brain broken by /r/drama?
Not "Let me tell you this..." but the other, better one where some redditor was just completely baffled by stumbling on a subreddit without a clearly spelled out political position that he could jerk to or counterjerk against.
I may get in trouble for breaking the irony rule here but let me explain this place to any unapproveds who may be lurking:
The reddit admins have allowed white supremacists and neo-nazis a platform on their service, and some believe that their far-right sympathies run even deeper than that... this sub was established to act as a sort of watchdog group to monitor, and hopefully tamp down on the extremist activities and hate speech that comprise the bulk of this website. It is, in short, an act of subversion... In order to evade the ever watchful eye of the reddit admins, this sub has developed a sort of coded language that is heavily steeped in irony... note that the use of irony here is different in function than that of the subreddit drama sub (referred to here as SRD) which is a cynical parody of this sub operated by extreme far-right ideologues... if coded language such as "dude bussy lmao" confuses newcomers, well that's exactly the point
You want to LARP as some nazi-adjacent right wing hippie hater, you might as well go all the way with it and say the N word like we all know you want to
Afraid antifa is gonna come after you, is that it?
Of course you would make it all about sex and cumming. Obvious right-wing arrested development
And you went and named yourself after a marvel character like we wouldn't hear the clear dogwhistling... so typical of the impotent fascist mentality to see themselves as the ubermensch of their own heroic fantasies... we all saw how that worked in nazi germany
Since you're so obsessed with CUMMING, I think it's time for you to CUM out of your big stinky racism closet once and for all and just say the N word
I'm not begging for anything. I would never grovel at the feet of fascists
I'm trying to gently guide you towards your own racist self-fulfillment. I think it would be cathartic for you to just come right out and say the N word... then we could get to work on the deprogramming
And yet you've consistently failed to deliver. It must be eating you up inside. So afraid of getting canceled by antifa, that you cant even express yourself
It's ok. We're giving you permission. So say the N word
Nah. I think it's you who is desperate to say the word. I'm trying to give you a safe space (I know how you rightoids love your safe spaces. Fucking snowflakes) to be yourself. I want you to express how you really feel. I want you to say the N word
Look. ASSHOLE. This is not the time to be playing games... it's time for you to come to a reckoning with yourself and the person you are on the inside. That person is a racist who says the N word. So just go ahead and say the N word. That's all you have to do
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153 The_Dramanomicon 2021-05-15
Whenever I see comments like this, I know we're doing the right thing
64 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-05-15
F-slurs gahn act like r-slurs when they should be trying to g-slur their way to bussy.
Oh wait, I'm not even sure what I'm saying at this point.
11 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
Baized and dramapilled
6 htmlcoderexe 2021-05-15
dude bussy lmao
2 raughtweiller622 2021-05-15
🚂
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8 Substantial-Offer-42 2021-05-15
Arrrrgh
121 jimmerz28 2021-05-15
Gatekeeping without any of the mess 💅
😇 Blessed 😇 be 😇 thy 😇 bussy 😇
72 Hamalama 2021-05-15
Gatekeeping continues to be unironically one of the most important aspects of society. You love to see it 😍😆😍
35 Inevitable_Bag_3615 2021-05-15
This, but ironically, but unironically, for real
6 goodbehaviorsam 2021-05-15
The consequences of Eternal September have been incredibly detrimental to the Internet.
8 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-15
AOL’s Eternal September
TCP/IP Built Into Operating Systems
Social Media Prevalent
Phoneposter Hordes
QAnon/BLM <———- You Are Here
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[even more redacted]
Accredited Internet Poster Licensing Required
2 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
Fences everywhere
12 jackcaboose 2021-05-15
In Bussy We Trust
4 RydenwithByden 2021-05-15
Clearly we didnt do a good enough job looking at how how c*cked this sub is now
6 edg1827 2021-05-15
Unfortunately, Lawlz shined too bright, and cyberbullied too hard, and we all suffered for it Bismillah
1 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
Inspiring
86 -saren- 2021-05-15
Close it again, this is too pathetic to stand. I would rather be banned once more than know these people are reading the sub at the same time as me.
And by this of course I mean 😴😴😴 where is the drama
27 15nelsoc 2021-05-15
Snappy needs an even more aggressive algorithm. Model his behavior by using a neural network to study sweet, lick you to death pibbles 🥰
21 jubbergun 2021-05-15
Just have Snappy post whatever the top five SRD posts in the last 24 hours happen to be. That will give us some new Snappy-isms and probably make it even more obvious that Snappy is more evolved now than Tay ever was.
6 ShitTornadoToOz 2021-05-15
Snappy can't even correctly detect a normal comment that doesn't link to reddit half the time. It's kinda like, "why would I trust a self-driving car to be safe when you dickheads can't even get automatic soap dispensers to work after 20 years?"
3 WhoReadsTheseAnyway 2021-05-15
Hate to break it to you but the sub has been open to read the entire time ☺️
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71 Lehk 2021-05-15
“If I don’t know what their opinions are how can I tell if they are wrong or not?”
50 goodbehaviorsam 2021-05-15
Imagine not being able to understand sarcasm if it doesn't have the /s
31 D_Legare 2021-05-15
No, we're completely serious.
19 goodbehaviorsam 2021-05-15
Super serious.
13 cyberdick 2021-05-15
/s is for serious
6 SJCards 2021-05-15
This but unironically.
17 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-15
Yea we are r slurred but these cro magnon bussy haters are legitimately rarter than us
20 goodbehaviorsam 2021-05-15
In the words of old George "lmao weed dude" Carlin, half y'all can't behave and are rarted. 👏 Do 👏 better 👏
16 jubbergun 2021-05-15
These are the type of people that say shit like "Believe the Science™" until the science says something they don't like, then you get the hilarity of galaxy brain "I'm going to continue to wear my mask to own the cons" takes.
4 trosdetio 2021-05-15
Being neurotypical equals 250 pruvilege points sweaty
44 fuckspazlmao 2021-05-15
No honney we are really this r-slurred
33 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-15
At least 50% of the comments nowadays are unironic seriousposts... and that's a good thing
28 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-15
Every time PizzaShill an heroes, it created a power void full of cheap knockoffs
9 jubbergun 2021-05-15
Much like Johny Carson doing late night shows or Muhammed Ali being the champ, there is no replacing an icon like P-Shilly.
2 Pokanot 2021-05-15
Where is he btw, haven't seen him in a while
5 jubbergun 2021-05-15
I think he got tired of my constant griefing and epic bantz and traveled to the far east to study memes and shit talking under the tutelage of an obscure order of monks. When he returns we will see if his kung fu is finally as strong as mine.
5 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
I guess he gets tired of winning arguments every time. He goes like wandering fighter to find a more worthy opponent into the sunset
2 jubbergun 2021-05-15
To be serious for a moment, I kind of worry about him when he disappears and stops posting. I used to know someone who could have been his twin. They droned on with exactly the same smug, self-assured, condescending nonsense about their education and how they were so much smarter than everyone else. Had a lot of the same kind of opinions, too. Basically just repeating whatever the prevailing conventional wisdom was like it was some sort of profound insight. He was even slightly unbearable when we played online together, which is how everyone on my old message board knew each other. They just took everything way too seriously and personally and had no chill.
That person unironically did an hero a few years ago. It actually made me a little sad despite what an annoying twat they were. "Ask not for whom the bell tolls," and all that jazz, you know? So now whenever Pizza disappears I get a sense of foreboding and worry a little about whether or not they're OK. Thankfully, Pizza usually comes back, starts being Pizza, but I still worry.
3 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
Im in the whole everyone you meet is yourself in disguise trying to either trick you or teach you a lesson. In general terms obviously.
Whenever i see that kind of smug behavior, it reminds me of how i used to have some of those traits when i was younger. So obviously, I hate to say it, but I know his name and notice when he's gone or when he creates yet another alt.
Now, being a bit wiser, Ive removed my opinion from almost all public discourse and barely rarely genuinely interact in this account with other users.
I cant believe i just read your whole love letter to PS
4 jubbergun 2021-05-15
My prose is captivating. It's not surprising at all.
2 fujiste 2021-05-15
He didn't disappear lol, at least as far as I know. He just spent a day or two posting through what seemed like a manic episode, commanding people to report him and get him banned.
2 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-15
I kinda share this fear too. The pandemic exacerbated the worst mental health crisis in human history. He deleted his most recent account at the very peak of it.
2 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-15
He does but will soon rise from the ashes for our own good
2 Hubluba 2021-05-15
He's back with a different name. I just saw him in another thread
3 Tobyghisa 2021-05-15
Leylinus was the best, he really was Bizarro Pizzashill. Watermark left a giant-wall-of-text shaped hole in my heart as well
3 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-15
I miss Watermark so much
2 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
I just come here when i blaze and feel like taking a word dump
41 CheML 2021-05-15
We are truly God’s chosen people.
32 UwUforYourOwO 2021-05-15
Dude bussy lmao
25 Pepperglue 2021-05-15
Immigrants smh. They have no respect to our (degenerate) culture.
16 somestupidname1 2021-05-15
Yes we are in fact mentally deranged, or at least severely handicapped.
5 jubbergun 2021-05-15
I believe you mean "handicapable," you ableist not-see.
2 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-15
All of God's creations are special...
15 Homoshrexual123 2021-05-15
New snappy quote?
14 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-15
Drama is a place united by our genuinity in our lunacy, with enough civility to spare you the most unsettling details.
13 ThrowRACF75 2021-05-15
radical centrists 😎
2 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
In dr@ma, everyone is equal. However some are more equal than others
11 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-15
Which sub is this ?
Dont worry I found out.
10 pourover_and_pbr 2021-05-15
Why did the mods open up the sub, anyways? I feel like we’re about to get reddit-gentrified. I couldn’t comment before and it was better that way
16 jubbergun 2021-05-15
We've slaughtered or lost all our LOLCOWs, so now we're attempting to rustle up some new heifers.
8 JimieWhales 2021-05-15
Have to make sure pizza's next alt can get in.
4 jubbergun 2021-05-15
Inshallah
10 Giveaway412 2021-05-15
Poor guy doesn't even realize he's seriousposting
10 I_Shah 2021-05-15
The fact that i can understand 95% of this sub means than i need to delete my account
2 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
Literally who?
8 Rtsd2345 2021-05-15
Whats a subreddit?
7 seenten 2021-05-15
Oh sweaty...
6 employee10038080 2021-05-15
Getting bussy blasted is always confusing the first time
6 JimieWhales 2021-05-15
Ok I just checked out this sub. It appears to be a den of snakes, trolls, and alt right Nazis. I saw several clear violations of Reddit law. We're more rarted than the average cookies, they had to know we'd be on to them. Sad.
3 nick_olas_89 2021-05-15
Someone hasn't been through the year of
shamelurking.3 JimieWhales 2021-05-15
Who's got that one copypasta of that user who had their brain broken by /r/drama?
Not "Let me tell you this..." but the other, better one where some redditor was just completely baffled by stumbling on a subreddit without a clearly spelled out political position that he could jerk to or counterjerk against.
3 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-15
Lurk more. It will eventually reveal itself
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1 rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 2021-05-15
Blessed post.
1 Metatron58 2021-05-15
"I doubt all of these people are as mentally deranged as they act."
lol
1 fernguts 2021-05-15
Finally someone gets it
1 edg1827 2021-05-15
I really do love you bunch of R-slurs, in a completely homosexual way.
1 bigfartguy 2021-05-15
I wish I could comment
1 PrussianGorkhali 2021-05-15
Sad!
0 tomtoaster 2021-05-15
Am I allowed to comment
8 ExilesReturn 2021-05-15
No, fuck off
-1 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
I may get in trouble for breaking the irony rule here but let me explain this place to any unapproveds who may be lurking:
The reddit admins have allowed white supremacists and neo-nazis a platform on their service, and some believe that their far-right sympathies run even deeper than that... this sub was established to act as a sort of watchdog group to monitor, and hopefully tamp down on the extremist activities and hate speech that comprise the bulk of this website. It is, in short, an act of subversion... In order to evade the ever watchful eye of the reddit admins, this sub has developed a sort of coded language that is heavily steeped in irony... note that the use of irony here is different in function than that of the subreddit drama sub (referred to here as SRD) which is a cynical parody of this sub operated by extreme far-right ideologues... if coded language such as "dude bussy lmao" confuses newcomers, well that's exactly the point
3 htmlcoderexe 2021-05-15
This but unironically. White people were a mistake. Dude bussy lmao. Mayocide when. Based and r-slurred. Can the SRDine.
2 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
👆
0 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
Shit. You caught me
Why won't you just say the N word and get it over with?
We all know you say it all the time in your private life. So why not on reddit?
You scared of the big, bad libs?
3 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
Because I’m not getting into your sick sexual games, dude
1 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
It's not a sick sexual game
You want to LARP as some nazi-adjacent right wing hippie hater, you might as well go all the way with it and say the N word like we all know you want to
Afraid antifa is gonna come after you, is that it?
Do you see antifa in your dreams?
5 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
I don’t get why you think people should call you the n word. What about hearing that gets you hard?
1 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
Like I said, it's not about calling me the N word
It's about you saying the N word, because I know that's what you want to do
You've got a heart full of hate, and you've come to the wrong sub for that. Probably sent here by SRD
4 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
You’re still on trying to get me to help you cum? What about hearing that word gets you off?
1 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
What is with your weird obsession with sex?
Why is everything sexual to you?
Just say the N word
4 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
You’re the one who brought it up and is begging to hear it. The only reason you keep asking has to be that you can’t cum until you hear it.
1 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
Of course you would make it all about sex and cumming. Obvious right-wing arrested development
And you went and named yourself after a marvel character like we wouldn't hear the clear dogwhistling... so typical of the impotent fascist mentality to see themselves as the ubermensch of their own heroic fantasies... we all saw how that worked in nazi germany
Since you're so obsessed with CUMMING, I think it's time for you to CUM out of your big stinky racism closet once and for all and just say the N word
3 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
Keep begging to hear the word.
1 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
I'm not begging for anything. I would never grovel at the feet of fascists
I'm trying to gently guide you towards your own racist self-fulfillment. I think it would be cathartic for you to just come right out and say the N word... then we could get to work on the deprogramming
4 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
Beg harder.
1 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
Is everything about cumming and being hard for you? Freud would have a lot to say about that
Just say the N word. It's literally the easiest thing in the world
5 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
Keep on begging.
1 Haruspex_Art 2021-05-15
Time👏for👏you👏you👏to👏say👏the👏N👏word👏you👏CHUD👏
4 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
You’re really desperate to hear it, aren’t you?
1 [deleted] 2021-05-15
Just pretend your at a pizza party playing vidya with all your dungeons and dragons buddies, and let it out
Say the N word
5 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
You realize you’ve been begging to hear this word for over 12 hours, right?
1 [deleted] 2021-05-15
And yet you've consistently failed to deliver. It must be eating you up inside. So afraid of getting canceled by antifa, that you cant even express yourself
It's ok. We're giving you permission. So say the N word
5 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
You really are desperate to hear the word.
1 [deleted] 2021-05-15
Nah. I think it's you who is desperate to say the word. I'm trying to give you a safe space (I know how you rightoids love your safe spaces. Fucking snowflakes) to be yourself. I want you to express how you really feel. I want you to say the N word
4 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
Ok, fine, whatever.
Whenever Haruspex_Art hears the N word, he has the largest orgasm of his life.
3 thenortheastface 2021-05-15
Why are ya'll still on about this? Nobody gets to say the nslur, get over it and move on.
2 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
The show we’re going to isn’t on until 8, and all the housework is done, so why not.
1 [deleted] 2021-05-15
There you go again with your dirty porno talk
Apparently that's the only thing your porn-addled mind can come up with
Time to say the N word
3 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
I just did. You want me to say it again?
Haruspex_Art’s fetish of hearing the N word is perplexing.
1 [deleted] 2021-05-15
The actual N word
You know what I'm talking about. Most likely you're a professional at saying the N word IRL, so you might as well just say it here
4 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
Ok. Haruspex_Art’s penchant for hearing the actual N word compels him to do strange things.
You’re right. This is liberating!
-1 [deleted] 2021-05-15
Look. ASSHOLE. This is not the time to be playing games... it's time for you to come to a reckoning with yourself and the person you are on the inside. That person is a racist who says the N word. So just go ahead and say the N word. That's all you have to do
4 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
Whenever Haruspex_Art can’t get someone to say the N word, he breaks down into an uncontrollable rage.
-1 [deleted] 2021-05-15
Racists never want to reveal themselves even when it's clear to everyone around them what they truly are
Stop being a coward and just say th N word
4 greener_lantern 2021-05-15
Haruspex_Art, why are you such a social justice warrior?