Father experiences the ultimate form of cuckoldry

1  2021-05-15 by __TIE_Guy

37 comments

What a moron lol. Imagine being upset that you gained a free alliance with a neighboring tribe or country 10-15 years from now.

Free

Dowries are expensive. Someone is a filthy unmarried peasant.

Did your wife tell you to type that?

> wife

🤢

Oh, sorry... Husband?

Who needs husbands when I can read FDS

Then your daughter's son comes back to fight your son's son for his inheritance. Women are dangerous creatures, without claims derived from female ancestors 90% of feudal wars wouldn't happen.

That guy needs to lose some serious weight if they want to be alive for their kid when they’re a teenager. Are you even a father if you weigh too much to play with your kids?

Are you saying that there is a good chance his penis would not have been able to enter his wife to plant his seed, and perhaps he's always been cucked?

No, you just finish on your skinny friends cock and have him put it in. That’s how you avoid being cucked.

What if he ejaculates and the sperm fight?

Never cross the streams.

It is more likely with a one pump, but if he thrusting that leads to busting

Why would he want that? He's having a daughter. The most he has to look forward to is watching her descend into stupidity and e-thottery.

Making her fat would be saving her from herself tbh

No, then she'd just be a fat e-thot.

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Think about it logically.

My Favorite Pasta relevant to this:

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Yep! Glad you picked up on it, hence the title. Should've posted forgot to thanks man.

yes that's the joke

The Pump prince isn’t wrong here.

I know a girl whose dad wanted a boy and her brains are still scrambled over it decades later. If every dad hugged his daughter, there would be no only fans.

I actually don't have a problem with only fans. I think it is a good thing. I do agree girls need protection and guidance just as men do. Personally I think raising daughters like sons to an extent can benefit them.

I feel as if I'm living in an alternate universe where journo's are a protected class and can spew any bullshit they deem relevant

or maybe I'm just an r-slur.

Why not both?

Drama ruined me to the point I assumed this would be about DDR's webhosting getting shut down

God damn that's funny. What app did they use to do that?

There was a tts program made by some guy. He ended up nuking it idk if anything similar is still around.

Fucking hilarious. Especially with scuffed daddy simulator. On the topic of daddies imagine if peterson had a son. Would be a shitty situation for sure.

*hits pipe*

"news"

So they just let those balloons fly away? Why the fuck are people such shitheads.

Good point. We should shame ass holes like this.