Biology professor says that crabs are more advanced than humans, upsetting homo sapiens on Bird App

1  2021-05-16 by JanetYellensFuckboy

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That little cutie 🦀 has done more in that little video than most on bird app will do their entire lives. You go little buddy 😊.

A mini landlord in the making.

He's not necessarily wrong but I still feel compelled to bully him all the same.

Also that crab is cool as hell.

He is wrong, and only commie lines of thinking gets you to the point he's at now. If a slug is more advanced than Einstein, then I'll eat my shirt. "Oh but slugs can breath underground for longer than you can, and they can produce more mucus!". Well, I can use a snorkel to get round the former, and infect myself with Rhinovirus to obtain the latter.

I hate postmodernism.

Lol yeah:

This crab could judge any other species for their inability to build sand houses etc. as being 'less advanced.' It's all a matter of perspective

Crabs can't "judge" and they don't have a "perspective" in that sense. This dweeb can't even make their point without anthropomorphizing the crab. #NerdBash2021

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Never trust the womxnkind.

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But have they seen those dudes in the jungle on youtube that make even better houses?

Le relativism

i bet im smarter than that crab though

But you aren’t more advanced

lol and People wonder why Republicans don't believe in scientists.

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Mantis shrimp have ridiculously complex eyes, to the point where its bizarre.

😶 Fuck. I can’t talk marine inverts rn, I’m trying to get shit posting numbers up.

Okay the eyes everyone knows, I find it more interesting that the “smasher” type species inadvertently create cavitation bubbles when striking. Same thing that Pistol shrimps are known for, but these aren’t targeted and probably contribute to damage between molting/annoy the shit out of the mantis. They hit so fast they displace and superheat the water. Light is formed iirc, fuzzy on the physics but it’s out there. The anatomy of the raptorial appendage responsible for this is incredibly cool too, the saddle spring mechanism.

Light is formed iirc, fuzzy on the physics

Literally nuclear fusion. It's incredible.

nah just your regular old compound eye just shaped weird so they would have more pixels looking at where they turn their eyes to

also with a broader wavelenght range but that doesnt mean they can see colors we cant see or imagine or some bullshit like that, just your regular rainbow but wider

having a narrow visual range isnt bad as you get to pick apart really similar looking colors easier

Twitter bio :

Assistant Prof of Biology discovering life on the high seas. Please bring Croissants.

Cut the public funding of theses academics then, we will see how good you are at hunting and make a shelter like this little crabby for the winter. 🥸

decent “ackshually” bait i guess... can’t believe it’s that easy

Just put me in a ring with that crab

Well Crustaceans have survived for 500 million years so they're doing something right.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH VOUCH 🥶

if a crab is so advanced why can't it make human rangoon?

I could do that shit too you dumb bitch. I have hands and go outside

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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If crabs are the most advanced species, then that one species of parasitic barnacle must be a goddamn living superpower.

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