Wait, What??? Hamas 🇵🇸 lied and Israel 🇮🇱 was telling the truth?!?!?!?! 🤯 🤯 🤯

1  2021-05-17 by HodorTheDoorHolder__

77 comments

God, this would be SO much Drama if DDR was still in office.

Imagine the reaction if Trump's white house gave Israel the OK to bomb a news company's local HQ. Think of what could have been.

Pillbillies lives matter

It would be even better if he still lost but he just had his Twitter to inform us on what he would have done if he was still POTUS.

I miss his Twitter

It's just property. Can't they just use their insurance? They'll get their money back.

It’s just part and parcel of living in a big city why are they so upset

Can you insure a building in the Gaza Strip?

You are way too invested in this tbh.

I know but the Middle East is my thing

Yes, you've made that very clear.

It’s a quite dramatic place filled with amazing food and people

They make the Sabra Hummus right? I like it because it doesn’t taste so ethnic like the others. Supremely Spicy till the day I die.

I believe so. Although homemade hummus is always better than store bought.

aren't chickpea's the same as garbanzo bean? i don't wanna sound uncultural and shit

Yep they're the same thing.

idk I think they're different. I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth 🤤

I bet you’ve had plenty of nuts though

Lots of chickpea

More like chick pee 😏

The joke is that I consume the urine of women for (presumably) sexual purposes

I appreciate your unpacking this for the uneducated masses 😎

By the time Israel gets done its not going to be so filled with people eh?

Check out his post history. He's been posting about Isr*el nonstop in arrdrama, worldnews, and stupidpol. He's obsessed.

Wow, why would he suddenly be posting about Israel?

I looked, and it's even worse than you described... he's not even Israeli 🤢

On one hand, Pallywood and Hamas will do anything to get international sympathy, on the other hand, Israel has repeated lied/manufactured intelligence to declare "Hamas was there" historically.

I wouldn't really trust Israel and their "intelligence" because they're very dishonest people.

Imagine thinking anyone involved in this shitshow is honest.

I don't recall saying they were.

Smoking Gun evidence is typically irrefutable proof.

Not when said evidence isn't public and the person presenting it is notorious for fabricating evidence to justify questionable actions.

Iran, according to israeli intelligence, has been just weeks away from a nuclear weapon going on 12 years now.

Israelis are like women.

Believe 👏 all 👏 Israelis 👏

Bigot.

Israelis are like women.

Reported for antisemitism.

Israelis are like women.

Obviously not true, wom*n cant drive a fucking car how the hell would they drive a 767

Just be acutely aware of exactly what all the other tenants in your office building are doing at all times. Duh.

Smoking Gun evidence sure wasn't irrefutable for the Iraq war

Oh that clearly ended up not being smoking gun evidence like this is

lol you haven't seen the evidence to make this determination, fool

You're the fool, cretin!

"Hey there we let Biden look under our knickers for the evidence but we can't show it to you but trust us lol"

Who believes this shit?

dishonest people

What do you mean by this? Is it the responsibility of those defending their right to exist to make sure they get everything correct during a dynamic and critical scenario?

The only buzz-term missing from this is "open air prison."

Solid feedback tbh thanks.

Thanks, I've seen "open air prison" 600 times this week so I assume it was just an error.

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There is a very unstable situation on the ground that is unfolding very quickly. We have to move towards ideas that will help bring this thing to an end.

Accelerate ww3

Did you just call them filthy lying jews?

The AP staff in Gaza City would witness a rocket launch right beside their office, endangering reporters and other civilians nearby — and the AP wouldn’t report it.

Hamas fighters would burst into the AP’s Gaza bureau and threaten the staff—and the AP wouldn’t report it.

Colford, the AP spokesman, confirmed that armed militants entered the AP’s Gaza office in the early days of the war

All of this from an article in 2014. AP has known for at least 7 years that Hamas shared their office building. How could they possibly be shocked that Israel destroyed it?

Matti Friedman is an Israeli-Canadian reporter based in Jerusalem and the author of Pumpkinflowers: A Soldier’s Story and The Aleppo Codex.

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Following the 2014 Israel–Gaza conflict, Friedman wrote an essay criticizing what he views as the international media's bias against Israel and undue focus on the country, stating that news organizations treat it as "most important story on earth". He said when he was a correspondent at the AP,

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Israeli newspaper Haaretz reported that the piece went "viral" on Facebook. The Atlantic then invited Friedman to write a longer article.[16] AP issued a statement, saying that Friedman's "... arguments have been filled with distortions, half-truths and inaccuracies, both about the recent Gaza war and more distant events. His suggestion of AP bias against Israel is false".

Wow color me shocked an israeli shill with a history of framing israel as the eternal victim of a grand international media conspiracy wrote an article in 2014 deflecting and shilling for the country.

Wonder what event was taking place in 2014.

Wow, so because he's Israeli his reporting cannot be trusted?

That's straight up racism. Goddamn, nothin brings out the anti semites like some hamas terrorism.

This isn't going to work dude. I don't give a shit about Hamas and pallywood either, they're pathological liars as well.

Crying "anti-semite" and whatever else doesn't work on anyone with a functioning brain anymore, so you better come up with something new.

The lines I quoted from that article are literally backed by the AP spokesman. Non jewish btw, since apparently you are racist as fuck.

There is zero justification for AP sharing office space with these hamas terrorists for 15 years, through multiple wars, and with multiple confirmed instances of the terrorists barging into their offices to harass them, and yet still expressing shock and outrage that Israel would destroy their building.

The lines I quoted from that article are literally backed by the AP spokesman. Non jewish btw, since apparently you are racist as fuck.

You're really bad at this, you should be fired.

A) Israel does not = the Jewish people. Israel is a country taking actions that exist independently of their ethnicity. Most jews do not even live in Israel, nor do they agree with the actions of Israel.

B) The person you cited lacks credibility not due to the fact he is jewish, but because he is an israeli victim complex shill. And no, they weren't backed up by AP, you fabricated that.

There is zero justification for AP sharing office space with these hamas terrorists for 15 years, through multiple wars, and with multiple confirmed instances of the terrorists barging into their offices to harass them, and yet still expressing shock and outrage that Israel would destroy their building.

Again, you're really bad at your job and should be fired. Send me to your employer, I'll do your job better than you can, for fun.

Nobody is buying your bullshit anymore. All of the fallacious strawman arguments in the world aren't gonna roll this back.

And no, they weren't backed up by AP, you fabricated that.

Lol, you literally are incapable of reading:

Colford, the AP spokesman, confirmed that armed militants entered the AP’s Gaza office in the early days of the war

Maybe you can't read things that are quoted, I'll make it nice and big for you

Colford, the AP spokesman, confirmed that armed militants entered the AP’s Gaza office in the early days of the war

Boy do you look fuckin stupid.

Lol, you literally are incapable of reading:

No, you are. At no point does anything said by AP confirm the claims made by Israel.

Boy do you look fuckin stupid.

No, you're actually just an illiterate person. Some Hamas clowns being around the building does not mean:

A) Hamas was operating out of the building.

B) Hamas was manufacturing weapons in said building.

In fact, the part you edited out:

Colford, the AP spokesman, confirmed that armed militants entered the AP’s Gaza office in the early days of the war to complain about a photo showing the location of a rocket launch, though he said that Hamas claimed that the men “did not represent the group.” The AP “does not report many interactions with militias, armies, thugs or governments,” he wrote. “These incidents are part of the challenge of getting out the news—and not themselves news.”

Weird, I wonder why you'd edit out most of that quote.

anything said by AP confirm the claims made by Israel.

Obviously not? They confirmed that 1) the office invasions happened and 2) they were not reported by AP, which in turn confirms that the nice Jewish man that you immediately called a liar for no reason other than his ethnicity was telling the truth.

As for Israel's claims of Hamas activity in the building, they reportedly shared the info with US intelligence. That's enough for me. I know someone like you who automatically assumes every Jew is a liar won't be satisfied with that, but even if Israel pumped 4k video feed of a rocket being constructed in the AP offices you would still find some excuse to deny Israel the right to defend itself.

Are you really going to try to spin out of the fact you edited out most of the statement, because the statement didn't actually support a single claim made by israel?

Stop embarrassing yourself, you're either a really delusional maga-cultist or working for someone.

which in turn confirms that the nice Jewish man that you immediately called a liar for no reason other than his ethnicity was telling the truth.

This is again, a lie. His ethnicity had nothing to do with it, and the only person you're tricking here is yourself.

As for Israel's claims of Hamas activity in the building, they reportedly shared the info with US intelligence. That's enough for me.

Is it dude, because, you know, the US doesn't seem to be aware of it:

https://www.axios.com/israel-gaza-ap-building-hamas-blinken-9de9ccf0-b695-4e0b-8b25-974aec28d4c0.html

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I know someone like you who automatically assumes every Jew is a liar

Again, not going to work, it has been explained to you in detail why you are a liar and disingenuous.

Here you go, got another (non jewish, so you can believe him) person saying Hamas was in the building

While journalists are demanding Israel to release its intel that proved Hamas was located in the same building as international media outlets, former Obama aide Tommy Vietor seemed to back the assertion.

"I'm sure Hamas offices were in that building & that they purposefully co-locate operations with civilians. But that is not a new problem," Vietor tweeted. "And if the IDF wants to claim that the military effort is targeted, precise, etc...then you shouldn't hit that building."

A Twitter user then asked Vietor why he was "sure" that Hamas was located in that building.

He replied, "I talked to people who worked in the building."

Repeating for emphasis, to assist with your reading disability:

Hamas offices were in that building & they purposefully co-locate operations with civilians

If an Obama aide knew, then AP obviously did too. And if AP knew Hamas was in the building and refused to relocate, that means that they willingly became human shields. And are now expressing faux outrage as part of the blatant Hamas propaganda war. Absolutely disgusting behavior, as are you for defending it. It also lends substantial credence to Friedman's claims of biased and selective reporting on Hamas from AP, if you can get over his ethnicity.

Is it dude, because, you know, the US doesn't seem to be aware of it:

*Blinken is not aware of it. I'm sure that you aren't fucking stupid enough to think that Israel emailed the intel directly to our secretary of state. Blinken made this clear himself, which you'd know if you bothered reading the shit you post:

The Secretary was referring only to what he personally had seen. As he made clear, any such information would be provided to others in the administration, not directly to the secretary of State

I know reading quotes isn't your strong point, so I'll repeat it here

The Secretary was referring only to what he personally had seen. As he made clear, any such information would be provided to others in the administration, not directly to the secretary of State

You really need to work on your reading skills if you expect anyone to take you seriously, online or IRL.

Here you go, got another (non jewish, so you can believe him) person saying Hamas was in the building

Friend, cycling through a list of known Israeli shills to justify and defend the actions of Israel is no longer going to work for you guys.

No matter what, no matter how hard you kick, how loud you scream, or how much you cry - the days of Israeli shills being taken seriously by anyone with a functioning brain are over, period, full stop.

If an Obama aide knew, then AP obviously did too. And if AP knew Hamas was in the building and refused to relocate, that means that they willingly became human shields. And are now expressing faux outrage as part of the blatant Hamas propaganda war. Absolutely disgusting behavior, as are you for defending it.

Why do you think citing Israeli shills is relevant to me if you preface it with "but they were an Obama aide!!!"

Half of Obamas admin was riddled with Israeli shills.

*Blinken is not aware of it. I'm sure that you aren't fucking stupid enough to think that Israel emailed the intel directly to our secretary of state. Blinken made this clear himself, which you'd know if you bothered reading the shit you post:

Oh I see, so you actually just don't understand how this stuff works. Something this high profile the SoS would absolutely be involved.

You really need to work on your reading skills if you expect anyone to take you seriously, online or IRL.

And you really need to adjust the fact you're poorly educated and have no idea how the government works.

A) The white house refusing to comment doesn't suggest smoking gun evidence. If the WH had seen "smoking gun evidence" they'd say as much. This is a political crisis for Biden and he'd take any out he could, if he had it.

B) The SoS would absolutely be involved in something this high profile.

This has been a long term-term issue with people such as yourself - you don't know how anything works, so you assume others do not know how anything works.

Every action taken as a purpose in politics at this high of a level. A refusal to comment, a "I've not seen anything yet" from people this high up should not be taken at the surface level.

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I don't trust the New York Post.

Houses media outlets

This was the only explanation I needed tbh.

Wrong. If there were Hamas things going down the journos didn’t know, and if they did it doesn’t justify it anyway. Information infrastructure should be off-limits.

Who can say? Perhaps there were no windows in their offices, or they mistook the rockets for fireworks. It’s a case of he said she said, and you have to weigh the historical implications of colonialism and apartheid against the noble fury of an indigenous people displaced and abused.

lol

Palestinians can't be terrorists sweetie, terrorism is killing civilians + power

MATTI FRIEDMAN

It might be worth noting that the author is a former IDF soldier aswell as someone who migrated to Israel

He worked for the Associated Press from 2006 to 2011. Did you question his journalistic integrity back then as well? Is there no way in your mind that a gigantic news organization may operate using groupthink? You must be a big fan of cable news for their unbiased reporting no matter the expense.

Yeah I for sure knew the homie ten years ago and I did doubt him exclusively

Is there no way in your mind that a gigantic news organization may operate using groupthink?

That seems very much impossible considering how journalists pursue the truth, and value integrity

Based on you doubting him for being Israeli, I’m sure you also doubt all local reporters in Israel and Palestine right?

"ok, ok. some sites will now be safe from airstrikes."

"hold on, let me grab a pen. ok, which sites?"

So where’s the evidence lol. They utterly destroyed the building, so what’s the strategic advantage of keeping it a secret. This is still terrible for Israel’s optics.

Hamas bros... we just keep losing...

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