Unemployed British immigrant immerses himself in American culture by talking without thinking. However, the subject of his criticism is the very ammendment which allowed for his reckless speech in the first place. Right wing drama ensues.

1  2021-05-17 by busslordlowkeybussin

97 comments

The first amendment is basically the only thing America does better than other western countries.

Color me shock the bong is too insane to know that.

That being said, how could this possibly outrage anyone? Is this some bong right-wing tabloid or something?

Edit: yep, literally just a bunch of tweets from right-wing culture warrior grifters feigning outrage to rile up their poorly educated fan bases.

Amazing.

Wrong. The 2nd Amendment we do better too. It's all the unconstitutional laws after that fuck it up.

Shall. Not. Be. Infringed.

Burgers clearly dont deserve guns. Besides if you can't overthrow your government without guns then you dont deserve to.

I love when rightoids say this shit because they make it obvious they have not a basic understanding of US history/law.

rightoid.

Ok r-slur. I'll have you know I'm a radical centrist.

Yeah, you and everyone on KIA.

KIA? Like them funny asian cars? No thanks. I prefer good old Ford. Or Chevy.

YOU TELL 'EM BILL, I DON'T LET ANYONE DRIVING JAP CRAP PARK IN MY DRIVEWAY AT THE 4TH OF JULY BARBECUE.


"COULD'VE HAD A V8"

"LS/LT FOR LIFE"

  • 1995 CORVETTE INDYCAR PACE CAR REPLICA

  • 2007 SILVERADO 2500HD

  • 2016 EQUINOX (WIFE'S CAR)

This was unironically my grandfather's opinion haha. He was a marine and fought in the Pacific during WW2. Refused to eat rice and told my mom he'd disown her if she bought a Japanese car. I figure he earned that opinion after having to deal with those crazy bastards on shitty island hellholes.

Hope the Equinox has the 2.4 and your truck came with a vortec with AFM biggot

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Lol I was hoping to finish the comment before anyone replied. This is an absolute blessing for them and their outrage grift machine.

The first amendment is basically the only thing America does better than other western countries.

No but nice try Eurocel. Enjoy being poor.

Lmao America is objectively an inferior country culturally and in most areas outside of free speech.

The only people unaware of this are Americans.

Also: I'm American.

The only people unaware of this are Americans.

Despite your clearly appropriate self-loathing, it's not just Americans who realize how kick-ass America is. That's probably why so many people want to come here and be Americans. If only there were a way to trade people like you in this country for people outside this country who realize it's the tits and would like nothing better than to wave Old Glory, shoot guns, and barbecue.

Well there we have it, a shitty interview erases mountains of data.

Jubber you are legit not even worth dealing with man. You're legit a crazy person.

Aren't you awake for 30+ hours right now, by the way?

Something like that.

He’s not wrong about the net benefit of trading you with almost any aspiring immigrant with the same level of education (all of them)

I don't know what "mountains of data" you're talking about because I was responding to your subjective opinion that somehow the US is inferior. It's not, which is why even funny h0m0 bongs say, "Damn, this place is the shit," and -- to repeat myself -- people are literally walking across deserts hoping to get into the US.

The US is objectively an inferior country. I'm not going to play this game, you don't get to be falling behind in every area of life, from healthcare outcomes to education and pretend you aren't inferior.

We have good propaganda, that's about it.

You know what? I'm going to give this one, but only because there must be something wrong with America if it's producing people like you.

At some point you'll learn nationalism is a human mind virus that tricks people into thinking their country is better than it actually is.

Like seriously, how many more metrics does America need to fall behind in before you accept it's a country in rapid decline?

We fucking feed our children prison launches, we're reaching 50% obesity, we have no functioning healthcare system, a far-right conspiracy cult is routing one of the 2 major parties and conducting fake 3rd world tier "audits."

We've fallen to like 24th in the world in math scores, even worse in reading from what I remember. Wealth inequality is through the roof.

We have race riots on a monthly basis, some of the worst if not the worst cops in the modern world.

Anyone taking pride in this country or thinking it isn't inferior is smoking meth.

Oh, I agree, our country is in decline. Unfortunately, it is declining because we've produced at least two generations of people like yourself who are so afraid of nationalism and seeing nothing but good in the country that they've gone to the other extreme and refuse to see anything good. We've allowed our institutions of higher learning to be hijacked by charlatans pushing bizarre boutique theories and deriding reason and empiricism as weapons of the ruling elite. Which is absolutely hilarious when one realizes that most of these people are either a part of that ruling elite or marching in lockstep with them.

Every poor soul like yourself who believes they're brilliant and full of profound insights but really have no independent thoughts of their own and simply parrot whatever this week's conventional wisdom is are victims of that system. You haven't been taught to think for yourself. You've been conditioned to repeat what those in power want you to say.

The entire screed you posted before I engaged in this Long Post Bot triggering serious post is all anyone needs to see to know I'm right. While you're busy proselytizing for the party the people you don't even realize you're serving are creating the very problems about which you whine.

Oh, I agree, our country is in decline. Unfortunately, it is declining because we've produced at least two generations of people like yourself who are so afraid of nationalism and seeing nothing but good in the country that they've gone to the other extreme and refuse to see anything good.

And stopped reading Jubber. The country is in rapid decline because of poorly educated conservatives more interested in pandering to the least intelligent people in society than doing anything good.

You are one of the most perpetually wrong, poorly informed, mentally incoherent morons I have ever encountered on the internet.

That was obvious when you declared math was partisan and fake because someone on twitter said gender wasn't real.

You couldn't argue your way out of a wet paper bag. You're a sentient Breitbart comment section and just cycle through aesthetically pleasing conservative talking points.

"you can't think for yourself" says the person blindly repeating conservative twitter talking points as you declare empirical data fake.

You're a clown of the absolute highest possible caliber.

You know, you always say that you "stopped reading," or that you're "not going to comment any more," but then make it obvious that you actually did read everything and we all know that you can't stop responding. The country couldn't possibly be in decline because of conservatives pandering to the least intelligent people in society because I can't think of a single thing they've done that would appeal to you.

I stop reading your comments after the first dumb thing you say, which is often in the opening lines.

You're legit not a smart person nor do you have the ability to discuss these topics in any way that would suggest lucidity.

People as ignorant and poorly informed as you are do not deserve respect or to be taken seriously.

Now run along, I'm sure you have some hot conservative twitter takes to absorb, some both siderisms to repeat, and mental gymnastics to engage in.

We all know that's a lie, P-Shilly. You can't stop yourself. If you honestly thought I were the idiot you accuse me of being you wouldn't squander your time replying. The only reason you do is because you're deeply insecure and feel the need to prove you're smarter than someone who dropped out of college. Sadly, that only serves to feed your insecurity because that college drop-out constantly gets the better of you. I'm no genius, and I've never claimed to be one, but I know that what really galls you is that no matter how stupid I may actually be I'm still smarter than you. Your entire ego is built on "I'm so smart" and it drives you nuts that you some 'idiot' on the internet consistently makes you reveal what a jackass you are.

Jubber, nobody, including me, is taking you seriously anymore. I quit caring what you had to say when you claimed basic math was partisan and linked twitter radlibs saying gender wasn't real to support it.

You melted your brain on r CON.

You're very much part of the culture wars conservative activist wing of the Republican party, you might be able to convince some idiots you aren't, but anyone with a basic understanding of these things knows what you are.

Wow, imagine my sorrow and disappointment that you don't take me seriously.

Nobody takes you seriously Jubberr. I used to get spam DMd by people that would see our arguments reminding me you're unhinged and telling me I should go argue with someone else.

You don't operate in a world where facts matter. All you do is mental gymnastics and spin shit to make the GOP look more acceptable, like when you tried to claim those leaked maps totally weren't racism, but just the GOP trying to maintain black districts.

You then tried to claim the courts striking them down as racial gerrymanders wasn't valid, because the courts were also rigged against the GOP.

It's pointless engaging someone that spins to this extent.

Yes, yes, I'm sure you speak for everyone here despite the fact that most every response to you treats you as a walking punchline. Just as I'm equally sure you get all kinds of message about me. Who wrote those messages? Well, that man's name was Albert Einstein. While I appreciate your novel take on the "everybody clapped" trope it's still an "everybody clapped" story and you should be ashamed to induce that much cringe when we're trying to fight global warming.

I don't care what people treat me as Jubber, I dunk pretty much everyone that tries to engage me, including you.

Seriously, why on earth would I care what you have to say after that gerrymandering fiasco?

Why? When have you ever been right Jubber, at what point in history?

You're a pathological liar and conservative culture warrior. You couldn't be right if your life depended on it.

I don't care what people treat me as Jubber

That would explain why you continue setting yourself up as a target of mockery and ridicule.

I dunk pretty much everyone that tries to engage me

Oh my, we're already back in "everyone clapped" territory.

When have you ever been right Jubber

Pretty much every time I've disagreed with you, whether you care to acknowledge it or not. Sometimes I don't even have an opinion or any deep knowledge on a given subject. I just assume that whatever you're saying is wrong and go in the opposite direction. It's worked wonders for me.

You've literally never been right Jubber. You have been irrefutably proven wrong multiple times by me and convinced yourself, engaging in the most extreme mental gymnastics I have ever seen that you are right.

I have never seen you be right a single time, not once. You have some kind of cognitive disability in which you think by warping reality and re-arranging facts you can make yourself right.

Many examples of this.

A) A single house democrat not voting to certify an election is the same thing as 144 house republicans and multiple senate republicans voting to not certify an election.

B) Gerrymandering maps proven to be racial gerrymanders being struck down by a court on that basis weren't actually racial gerrymanders, but noble Republicans trying to maintain black districts.

C) The snopes thing in which you claimed Snopes only labeled right-wing satire as false, even after being confronted with them labeling tons of satire as fake, because people often believe satire.

D) In which you tried to claim gerrymandering was a case of "both sides" and declared the objective math showing Republicans to engage in it at a much higher rate, in more extreme ways "partisan."

I can keep going if you want, but across the board you are perpetually wrong.

If that's what you gotta tell yourself to feel better. You should probably finish a post like that with "and then they gave me $100 and everyone clapped."

Exactly what I thought Jubber.

If only there were a way to trade people like you in this country for people outside this country who realize it's the tits and would like nothing better than to wave Old Glory, shoot guns, and barbecue.

I'd be happy if you traded me over for your failson tbh, in some sort of adoption/disowning swap! You sound like someone who has a failson, just saying. I'm good at roasting meat over coals Caucasian Mountains style 😉

Nah, my apple fell far from the tree. He's a productive member of society instead of a shitposter.

American culture already subjugated most developed country’s culture and is in the process of wiping out the ones in the developing world

It figures that when we get stuck with one of Europe's few remaining inbred nobles we get the easily manipulated red-headed step-child who is whipped by his crazy and entitled C-List actress wife instead of the balding in his 20s yet somehow still dignified one with the hot (especially for a Britbong fuh-hoyd) wife.

You're saying "inbred" as if any of them were actually the offspring of their father.

I'm pretty sure #1 belongs to Charlie, but I could see #2 being the result of royal cucking.

That's the rumor.

Clearly, Princess Diana and Major James Hewitt had an intense, torrid love affair.

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Do they look alike?

imagine being a bong lmao... i'd lie and say i was from Australia or somethin.

I am a bong and I usually pretend to be Irish

Roaylist scum hates free speech. Color me surprised

When will the ignorance of the Saxe-Coburg and Gothas end?

I bet he'd shake Franz Ferdinand's hands

*Colour

Dax Shepard invites Harry to podcast solely to take picture with him so the world knows who's taller.

"bonkers"

Wow the burgers will never recover from this

Think he's still adjusting not having to have a loicense for many of those things provided by the first amendment.

Big thanks to our American friends for taking this ginger twat off of our hands. We know you tried with Piers Morgan but he somehow got back here, perhaps smuggled in a crate of your chlorinated chicken.

All that remains is the James Corden question. At least they can hang out together.

There's also John Oliver, but he actually impregnated one of your foids and became a citizen so you're stuck with him.

Poor child. Letting bongs have offspring is like allowing dog breeders to keep putting out disfigured gimp dogs.

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Soon he will not be wanted on either side of the pond': Prince Harry sparks furious backlash in the US after calling the First Amendment 'bonkers' despite admitting he doesn't 'understand it'

Dailymail really has turned on him.

Rightwing Twitter reacts.

Laura Ingraham:

Don’t let the door knob hit you, Windsor. “Prince Harry Says America’s First Amendment Is ‘Bonkers’”

Candace Owens:

Sunday riddle: How many more Hollywood-style interviews will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle give before they finally achieve the privacy they claim to be so desperate for?

Megyn Kelly:

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” (Lincoln or Twain or someone smarter than Prince Harry.) https://t.co/CNs6syGB1t

Dinesh D'Souza:

I wonder if he also thinks the Fourth Amendment is “bollocks” and the 14th Amendment is “pish-posh”

Robert Jobson:

Should Prince Harry use the word “bonkers” when describing the US First Amendment ... is that not an derogatory term for “madness” or “mental illness”? LA Haz of all people should know better. I’m sure his wife will tick him off & say he should have chosen another word 😂

Nigel Farage:

For Prince Harry to condemn the USA's First Amendment shows he has lost the plot. Soon he will not be wanted on either side of the pond.

Jack Posobiec:

Prince Harry is attacking America's First Amendment.Tells you everything you need to know

Rita Panahi:

He’s such a tiresome flog. Shut up, Harry. https://t.co/uUb8IVztEQ

Bonus:

Rapper The Game's take on Meg and Harry.

The palace aids want Prince Harry & his black queen Meghan Markle to give up their royal titles.... y’all still mad Princess Diana had a side nslur ??? That was 21 savage years ago !!! J. Cole album out, go listen & relax !!!

Rapper The Game's take on Meg and Harry.

Ok, but what does Ja Rule think? I NEED TO KNOW

If I want hot takes from the hip hop community it's Kanye or nothing.

Some things in the world don't change and that's rightoids bashing an immigrant.

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I have a daydream: stumble upon people discussing a pic of their child and say "black children are beautiful!"

I hope we start getting treated to articles about people yelling shit at him should he dine outdoors soon. TikTok videos of U-S-A and whatnot. I can't imagine he'd have any clue how to react and would just start screaming for the closest Barrister for help. Sorry Harold, they ain't comin. Welcome to Merica!

Bongfugees go home.

Can you imagine how irritating Bongfugees would be. Always looking for tea, wondering where the tea is, drinking tea. What a nightmare.

You left out the worst part. They drink their tea hot instead of iced, the backwards fucking savages.

wait... they don't even finish making the iced tea before they drink it? Any bongs wanna explain this?

Apparently this was taken out of context? EDIT:

https://twitter.com/SussexPrincess/status/1394273952441196544

From this it seems its more of a smear campaign by english tabloids. I think having an English Prince in the US will be awesome for Drama Coin.

Lol yeh he said he doesn't really know about it. As soon as I saw it I knew the rightoids would circlejerk over this and it set off my drama radar.

busslordlowkeybussin sama, we are forever grateful for your based drama posts. Were it not for yourself and others the state of this community would be depressing to say the least. You have a great rest of your day.

😘😘

I hope he becomes a citizen

Same.

Reason number 3498347856374 why I hate bongs

Can you tell me what bongs means?

It's a subhuman creature that can't stop acting smug about everything.

Ok

So from what I can tell from his comments (you had to get halfway through the article) he's actually complaining about the press and paparazzi harrassing him and Meghan, as well as their ability to say anything on social media.

Someone who dressed up as a Germancel shouldn’t bite the hand that keeps him out of prison

I thought he lives in Canada? Is the royal colony not good enough for him, that he had to go completely separatist?

Lol there's no way his clout chasing wife would move to Canada away from all the glitz and glamor. They live in California. Santa Barbara to be specific. Think Michael Jackson used to live around there too.

I hope he talks more. Better shit up every one of the Constitutional Amendments there are.

Somebody should trick him to say the 13th to 15th, and the 19th are bonkers.

He should say democracy is bonkers and california needs a queen.

He might as well and be productful. Bring us more drama Harry!

California does need a queen: GOVERNOR CAITLYN JENNER 👸🏳️‍🌈😻

Waiting on their divorce, I'll bet my left nut she claims all sorts of shit about him when that comes around. This dude just does what he's told.

Playing the victim card has been great for her brand so far, if there's a divorce why not say he was abusive and get more clout.

Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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What exactly is “not to get” about the first amendment? It’s one of the most straight forward, black and white amendments to the constitution.

Oi, wot u mean u don't need loicences to speak?

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