this is your legacy tbh

This is what this sub has been reduced to. I hope Massalahwls is happy with his legacy...

Every day I write a letter to Lawlz about my feelings and I don't send it.

My therapist says it's helping but I don't know if it is.

Have you tried kissing your therapist yet that seemed to work for Tony Soprano

Yeah, but not on the mouth.

You should send them. I've tried to send him a package, but y'know... the feds and all...

But a nice heartwarming letter cant hurt, right?

Keep collecting your Lawlz letters and burn them one day in a blaze of catharsis. Maybe that will help you wean off the copium.

U Scot? The jar of blue-Stilton infused Mayo?

What the fuck is this inane dogshit?

OP if these are your screenshots, you should just know that you absolutely reek of desperation.

Are you trying to prove to us your subservience toward bussy-havers?

This is why minors shouldn't be allowed phones or internet access, except through highly-regulated channels.

Absolutely.

You seem very whiny and obviously love the Drama, Dillon was right to hit it and quit it

Based

We're not so different, you and I...

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Another mentally broken Cluster B personality zoomer chick

Mods, ban this child

This is a retirement community. Begone.

I’d honestly prefer this drama to the unending agenda posting

So many unapprovedcels in this thread breaking the fundamental rule of downvoting the lolcow.

It's a child posting it's r-slured zoomer bs

Should be downvoted and banned

You’re right it’s taking up a valuable spot for Hodor’s 300th Palestine vs. Israel news article

It feels great to be in agreement with my fellow redditors ☺️☺️☺️

hahaha fucking idiot using the wrong "its"

Stop being ableist

You don't need to be approved to vote on posts or comments, and dramanauts have been downvoting lolcows since before the pings ban anyway.

I mean 😴😴😴

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I created this subreddit as a response to that. All hatred and shenanigans at /r/drama can be catalogued and made fun of accordingly.

There are only two rules: no bigotry and no /r/drama users.

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You tell em snappy

😴😴😴😴

Are these real people? It's weird seeing actual human interaction on here that isn't MTG attacking AOC. I can only see the world through the lense of r drama now and god is it rslurred.

I have met some very touched people on recon.

I'm willing to bet meeting was the least you did to them.

I very rarely end up meeting someone who's weirder than they are online. Almost everyone ends up being less extreme than their online put-on. But there are some people out there that are completely deranged. I was once contacted by a 70 year old fat-ass fossil who typed everything in ALL CAPS unless referring to a sub. He'd also only refer to subs with ludicrously long, misgendered compound words.

I was once contacted by a 70 year old fat-ass fossil who typed everything in ALL CAPS unless referring to a sub

Lmao that is hilarious. Seems like it's a drama goldmine.

behold

Actually loled while reading that. High quality stuff 👌👌

Almost everyone ends up being less extreme than their online put-on.

Thos but unironically. Which is why im deathly protective of what i do online. Id legitimately risk my cushy job if people knew I half-seriously Ted-post on an online retirement home.

Yo have him hit me up 👀

He'd definitely hit you that's for sure.

Your first mistake was dating someone with an Android.

Are you The Dillon?

Don’t listen to the bullies. Your feelings are completely valid, and it sucks to go through breakups. He sounds like a jerk and like you’re better off. You have your whole life ahead of you.

Your feelings are completely valid

Out, OUT, OUT!!!!

I don’t think you’re an approved submitter, sweaty. 💅🏻 you need to learn to respect your superiors

you're spouting off about being an 'approved submitter' of a shitty sub to an approved submitter of said shitty sub

ur ghey*

🤭 my mistake, sir

Is this really what zoomers find attractive?

Looks like a lot of school shooter jokes rolled into one personality. I'd assume a lot of gamer-words, but with zoomers it is impossible to tell for me if they are gamer-adjacent or journos-in-tra(i)ning.

Also, this or zhcyiD9?

HD lawlz > zhcyiD9 > zoomer nerd

HD update > all that

I missed HD lawlz before it got jannied, and I'm not 🧩🧠 enough to join a discord or do anything about it, so I guess I'll never know how our unshaven prince actually looks.

I prefer it like this, tbh.

So what you're saying is you have shit taste?🤨

Average drama users

This is the least interesting, consequential, and relevant post to ever be posted here. I recommend that you abandon your phone and retire from the Internet, as it seems to be affecting your ability to behave like a human being.

What is this cringe shit. Why do these people text like they’re 13. Why are the bubbles green.

LMAO, panic attack for being called mean? Okay meanie

Smh Ion trust no meanies 😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡😡 UNDERAGE CELS OUT OUT OUT

sweetie don't let anyone bring you down. Feeling insecure is a bitch because you feel ashamed of even feeling it.

🤗be strong and carry on posting, we're here for you 🤗

Mayocide cannot come soon enough.

Not even a single "dude bussy lmao" like why even bother?

Argh/vegan Argh/catswithjobs Argh/mildlyinteresting Argh/catloaf Argh/MeowserTrousers Argh/AnimalsBeingDerps Argh/Anxiety Argh/piercing Argh/baking

🤭🤢🤮 Holy shit guys we need to quarantine this one off.

You should be!

Lol he's the narcissist? "Being called mean gave me a panic attack :(((( now I'm gonna post our private conversation so a bunch of strangers can validate me and tell me I'm right" words cannot describe how much I fucking hate you.

You should be sorry. Delete this post and go outside

In the midst of Israel and Palestine conflict, underage dramacel is having a mental breakdown after being called mean.

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A panic attack because someone was mean.

We need to bring back the draft and engage in more wars. Zoomers to the front.

This is fake and gay right? If not I'll happily stay unapprovedcel if no more of this

You'll need to give some more background here. Who are the people involved?

You need to leave. How did you find this place? What made you think it would be a good idea to post boring shit from your sad life here? Go outside

Don't listen to this grumpy old man, sweety. Keep being mean to your friends and one day you'll have a lolcow worthy text-post to post here.

Shut up, this is great

What's great about it? It's just some underage f-slur being melodramatic in a text message. r/teenagers is full of this stuff, and there's a good chance you did it yourself back in the day.

Have you looked at the name of this sub?

I have, and I'm pretty sure it's neither r/shitpost nor r/highschoolhistrionics

It is are/drama

Once upon a time, the point of this sub was to bring various t@rds here to interact with, not to post tweets we disagree with

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Im torn between merciless bullying for being an online zoomer, and sofly egging on because this is the closest we've come to a lolcow on our pasture since the neutering😰 please help

Upvote and bully. If they really are a lolcow they'll respond anyway.

God damn you sound like a little bitch

Lmao fake woman condition. What do you even have to be anxious about? You're a kid, probably with no job, no mortgage or rent, and don't pay taxes.

Lmao great they're starting mentally broken Cluster B personality women on pill cocktails even earlier. For your own mental wellbeing I recommend not engaging people on drama. You're just going to get bullied by a bunch of jaded assholes

Hahaha the good old seething profile check. If my command cared, I wouldn't argue dumb shit like this with a child on the same account.

But I'm glad to hear you're happy, best of luck going forwards in life

Have you tried exercising? I doubt it. You type like a fat.

I don't care if you're a child. You're a fat child. If you don't want to be bullied by adults, don't post where adults can bully you. Now go for a walk, fatty, your brain will thank you.

Ok but on another note is your grandpa cute? Post pic

Lmao I'm sure your parents and grandparents had crippling shut-in "anxiety" too. Social media has broken young people's brains

Mental disorders like anxiety are a result of the collapse of fulfillment and community connection brought about by Industrial Society and social media more specifically. I feel for you, but you have to know how ridiculous the claim that generations of your ancestors needed meds to leave the house sounds. You wouldn't exist if that were the case because they were clearly able to successfully breed without modern anti-anxiety meds.

I genuinely hope you find happiness and fulfillment in life going forwards. Good luck with school and your relationships. I don't mean that in a sarcastic way, best of health

Loads of people take meds little homie, there's no shame in that. What is shameful is airing your dirty laundry online for the entertainment of strangers. Try to dial back the plebbit usage. Take up hiking, learn to barbecue, try painting, idk, do something analog and screenless every day. It's good for you.