r/drama: Lebanoids fire rockets at Isracels but hit other Lebanoids instead. Isracels shell them for trying.

Yeah, it's most likely evicted palestoids trying to drag Lebanon into a war a la the kidnapping of the IDF soldiers that sparked a very bloody civil war. Lebanon doesn't support Israel but it absolutely does not want to fuck with the IDF. Israel would probably just level Gaza and Lebanon at that point if it thought it was aggressed on two sides. Probably retake the West Bank, too.

25 Skobtsov 2021-05-18

Isn’t Lebanon 50% Christian? Why do they hate Israel?

65 kommentierer1 2021-05-18

I have a Maronite Lebanese friend and he says “I just hate Israel. I don’t understand why, that’s just what everybody does, so I hate Israel”

79 Doodger 2021-05-18

Everybody reaches their political positions like your friend. Your buddy is just more upfront about it.

19 DeanofPSU 2021-05-18

Based and Matzopilled

3 TheLinuxPirate 2021-05-18

Based

2 CantWakeUpJPG 2021-05-18

Based and GoingWithTheFlowpilled.

4 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2021-05-18

The virgin because it's what's rightcel vs the based it is what it is chad

12 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2021-05-18

Hezbollah is an institution in Lebanon, and has some support. They're ambivalent towards Hamas. There's some rumors circling around that they've even basically said that they're not condemning anyone for firing rockets at Israel from Lebanon, though I'm not sure how true that is or if that was before or after the attack. Also Lebanon isn't 50% Christian, they're a huge minority for sure but Muslim Arabs are still the majority.

According to the washington post, 30% is Christian and 70% is Muslim: https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/world/countries/lebanon.html

2 I_Shah 2021-05-18

Lebanon used to be 60/40 christcuck but their civil war made most of them leave for the USA. In fact, I think more Lesbianese live outside of Lebanon than inside

12 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-18

Hating people of space laser is pretty much the default position for all human cultures. Asking "why do they hate kippahmericans" is like asking "why are burgers fat, Russians drunk, and French stinking".

10 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2021-05-18

Also, just to add despite more seriousposting. Lebanon probably hates Israel like the other old enemies of Israel like Egypt and Jordan do, not a lot. They'll pay the whole Palestine thing some lip service, but they've all gotten chummy pretty recently with the U.S. and Israel. Palestine is gaining moral sentimental allies with media coverage but it's actual nearby allies have pretty much left it to the wolves. It's Palestinian refugee factions in said countries that try to start shit with Israel to bait the countries they have fugee status in to help them.

7 Mabblies 2021-05-18

Also, most Christian Lebanese probably hate Palestinian more than they hate Israel. Israel overstayed their welcome but were generally on the Christian militias’ side during the civil war. Whereas the PLO directly started it in the first place

6 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2021-05-18

Right. Didn't they with Hezbollah even apologize for kidnapping those IDF soldiers? Israel came in and kicked their ass so hard their leader had to apologize for starting the war.

They did, an article here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/aug/28/syria.israel

5 HyperIceCube 2021-05-18

Christian Arabs hate Israel too

2 respaaaaaj 2021-05-18

Palestinian Christians hate Israel as much as the Muslims do.

2 KissingerFanGirl 2021-05-18

Some Middle Eastern Christians try extra hard to be included in the Arab nationalist movement by hating Israel even more.

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1 RedditIsAJoke69 2021-05-18

yeah diapered up boys no go north no more

man, this will never be not funny

20 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-18

Paleoid mad (x24)

Maybe if you had paid your rent to the IDF they wouldnt explosively evict you🤭

3 jaredschaffer27 2021-05-18

Israel landchad?

3 RedditIsAJoke69 2021-05-18

I will send Hezbollah on your doors to teach you a lesson.

just you wait

5 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-18

Oh no, whatever will i do when they miss and hit a field two towns over😱

3 RedditIsAJoke69 2021-05-18

just make sure you wear your tactical diapers when they come

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8 This_guys_back 2021-05-18

Based Israecels

6 thisismyeighthtry 2021-05-18

Could someone please just destroy Israel already

51 kommentierer1 2021-05-18

I have a Lebanese friend who unironically thinks that hezbollah can defeat Israel in armed conflict

Stay up king! Maybe there’s a chance!

20 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2021-05-18

They won't even get the chance. Hamas will surely win all of Palestine in glorious combat soon.

8 Desert_Knight 2021-05-18

hezbollah

You mean Isreal with a mask?

3 diamond_nutz 2021-05-18

Lol. Man for man Israel probably has the best trained military on the planet.

2 kommentierer1 2021-05-18

This shouldn’t even be controversial but all of my Arab friends here in the US are totally brainwashed. One of them told me yesterday that ISIS aren’t Muslim because if they were Muslim they would’ve invaded Israel and—this is a direct quote—“they could easily destroy Israel if they wanted to.”

0 thisismyeighthtry 2021-05-18

I wish they could

8 bad_site_is_bad 2021-05-18

imagine being an angry muzzie

6 cassiorolex 2021-05-18

Constant state of seethe

6 bad_site_is_bad 2021-05-18

hey another one. enjoy being forever upset cause you're brown lmao

4 cassiorolex 2021-05-18

الله سوف تمطر النار عليك

3 AnonymousOceanFish 2021-05-18

Imagine using the feminine verb form for Allah. Imagine typing Fus’Ha on arrrrrdeuramaaagh. Fucking cringe.