Reminder that 🍕 did literally nothing wrong Join us at are The_Pizza

I want Pizza to run against Barron Ťřūmp in the 2050 election🥵🥵🥵

I was sad to discover how dead that sub is, I wanna see more neo-Pizza love/hate there.

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Lol bro are you me?

Yikes

Damn Girl Are You Wearing a Diapy Cause That Booty Poopy

Snapshots:

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I’m the shit I’m fartin, I don’t know how to potty

good bot

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lol as if the average dramatard has hair

Take the dut 💊

I must be above average. My hair is fucking glorious.

I have strong, black full hair that I just grew out to be able to swing it around like a horse.

I have strong, black full hair that I just grew out to be able to swing it around like a horse.

I have strong, bl*ck full hair that I just grew out to be able to swing it around like a horse.

I have a head of strong full hair tyvm.

I have a head of strong full hair tyvm.

I have a head of strong full hair tyvm.

I have a head of strong full hair tyvm.

Make minimum wage

Lmao poors 🤣🤣🤣

This is unfair, because all of these are true of Lawlz too, but without any revelation of redpilled enlightenment. He's just naturally this way about meaningless early-2000s pop culture bullshit.

minimum wage

Jannies don't get paid a wage, honey. But if they did it would be valued at no less than $120K.

What’s the bluepill

The bluepill is exactly the same

Blueberry > strawberry anyways.

Reported

I like my berries bug free, thank you.

Blueberrycels can't handle protein

Wordsposting

Pretty much the same but with brightly dyed hair.

Rightoids are such Virgin losers now let's all get together with our wandavision funky pops and watch the new loki episodes so we can determine which action figures are worth buying.

yes, the two kinds of people, conspiracope rightoids and reddit manbabies, they are all that exist

correction: i forgot the third type, women who make porn

yes, precisely. I couldn't have said this better myself.

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Nice Loomis technique McLovin

Is it really?

What is it about never leaving the house and having no friends that causes someone to look like that? Or is it because they look like that that they have no friends and never leave the house?

It's like trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Though why anyone would want to lick their way through a perfectly good lollipop for some shitty chocolate flavored taffy is what I consider to be the real mystery.

the second

I was about to say what about with some better nutrition, hydration, contact lenses, sunlight and average fitness, but then I remembered the original pic and realized you're probably right.

Jokes on you. I don't even make minimum wage.

Check mate.

Remember when pizza picture got posted on a 4chan incel compilation

member when Pizza was added into the 4xã 🚂 compilation?

I member

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I actually saw it get posted just the other day.

I don't wear glasses sweaty

I'll have you know that I started mewing a year ago and have developed a very masculine jawline.

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This sounds like a carecuck post...imagine

Actually, me.

I'll take whatever pill you'll give me as long as it's free

Take the red pill:

• Beloved by gymchads and boomers alike.
• Comes with all of the essential nutrients and vitamins for your body.
• Iron and zinc for strong bones and thick hair.
• Boost sperm production.
• Available in tablet or jelly candy form.
• Aesthetic packaging.
• Cool AF name: Centrum.

In reality you just lose your hair and grow bitch tits

Take the PizzaPill.

Did you really have to draw me like that?

why is he skinny

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Fuck

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I have less hair than this. Also I am fat.