”A lot of these defendants — and I’m going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully — but they’re all fucking short-bus people,” Watkins told TPM. “These are people with brain damage, they’re fucking r3tarded, they’re on the goddamn spectrum.”

This lawyer sounds like a dramatard

Sounds based and r-pilled.

That’s just how defense lawyers talk behind the scenes. Doesn’t affect their work, but they’re pretty real about it

"They're all irreparably retarded but they're our friends and we can't blame them" is almost a radical centrist take. Love this guy.

No, no, the best part was:

Fuck, they were subjected to four-plus years of goddamn propaganda the likes of which the world has not seen since fucking Hitler.

He's right that there was four very long years of propaganda. He's wrong that it had any influence on his client. These people went the direction opposite the one that "Orange Man Bad," two-scoops, fish food, anonymous source bullshit from the media was supposed to send them.

A disturbing amount of dramatards are lawyers, so that might actually be true 😨

I'd love to see an arrdrama profession poll.

95% gay pornstars, 4%lawyers, 1%911roofer

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Pardon me if this is offensive, but these dumbfucking morons are part of our country and have been listening to stupid fucking propoganda for four years. We need to go easy on these dumbasses.

-A lawyer

Maybe he’ll represent us for the Day of the Can

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SMH, y’all all racist af.

PLEASE DO BETTER NEXT TIME SWEATY 💅💅💅

Mod this madman! He's a by-gawd fountain of Snappy quotes.

I hope all defense lawyers with a hopeless case because their client is a perpetual r-slur are like this.

This, but unironically.

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Based

Snappy, Esq.

Haha what a bullshit excuse. I have the tism and I didn't fall for Daddy's propaganda.

Fuck, I typed this out without my mask on. Sorry guys hope you don't get the Rona.

The replies under the quoted article are hilarious. Modal twitoid: “Why yes, I support restorative justice — wait nooo, not for those people. Let them hang.”

lol

"girlfriend" 🧐

Hell of a chin

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This is the problem with having aspergers.

There's a 1% chance we turn into the next Elon Musk or Isaac Newton.

The other 99% turns into terminally online dorks.

Or paper mario speedrunners.

terminally online dorks

Whoa there bud. At least 10% can't talk and have to be re-potty trained fairly regularly.

um, that's the other kind of a*tist, sweaty.

Do better. 💅💅

Meh same thing.

I wonder how she died

Im about 40% sure why.

To be fair, having to date someone like this would make me want to die too. Can't say I don't understand her point..

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where's the lie?

Now I see why my coworker is leaving to become a lawyer and I’m jealous ☹️

Dance Dance Revolution is litteraly hitler???🤯🤯🤯

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