Back when the January 6th Qoomer Uprising happened I thought that it might have been the single most cucked thing ever done by rightoids. In retrospect I think I understated it. Imagine spending 5-10 years in federal prison because you thought Orange Father loved you.
I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.
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15 napoleon_nottinghill 2021-05-18
People shocked to find out what defense attorneys actually say about their clients is hilarious
10 SJCards 2021-05-18
Now this is a lawyer I can respect.
3 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-18
Straight fucking shooter there.
6 Lysis10 2021-05-18
lol Trump incites an insurrection and everyone but Trump is going to jail or taking plea deals lmao.
11 Zero5urvivers 2021-05-18
Back when the January 6th Qoomer Uprising happened I thought that it might have been the single most cucked thing ever done by rightoids. In retrospect I think I understated it. Imagine spending 5-10 years in federal prison because you thought Orange Father loved you.
7 TheColdTurtle 2021-05-18
Winning!
9 Lysis10 2021-05-18
He really is. He's playing golf and his die-hard followers are sitting in court wondering if they will be in jail for years. It's hilarious.
4 SnapshillBot 2021-05-18
I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.
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