Folx, Kyrsten is Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind if Kate Winslet was an Arizonan neoliberal whose soul mission is to make leftoids seethe
WTF? Now I LOVE Kyrsten Sinema. Despite the ghetto trailer park spelling of her name (WTF is it with poor people and spelling things wrong to be "unique?") she is doing the Lord's work. I need to see if I can get my purple district democrat to do the samw.
The rabbit hole goes to even deeper, weirder places. She's an ex-mormon who was raised by LDS squatters in an abandoned Tucson gas station. She got her start in politics as a vehemently anti-Bush Green Party affiliate, but after finding little success there she became a Democrat and had spent the last 15-odd years becoming increasingly center-pilled. She describes Joe "Chad" Manchin as a role model, waffles on the death penalty, runs ironman triathlons, and had been generating headlines for her snappy fashion sense even before she got famous for giving poor people the thumbs down.
Oh man, of all the Democrat scum, Mizz Enema surely generates the most butthurt and cope among people still foolish enough to believe this morally bankrupt organization has ever once had their best interests in mind. Love her.
I need to see if I can find the clip of John Kerry speaking for at least five minutes straight without actually saying anything. It was truly a display of oracular artistry.
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34 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-19
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Folx, Kyrsten is Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind if Kate Winslet was an Arizonan neoliberal whose soul mission is to make leftoids seethe
22 jubbergun 2021-05-19
WTF? Now I LOVE Kyrsten Sinema. Despite the ghetto trailer park spelling of her name (WTF is it with poor people and spelling things wrong to be "unique?") she is doing the Lord's work. I need to see if I can get my purple district democrat to do the samw.
19 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-19
The rabbit hole goes to even deeper, weirder places. She's an ex-mormon who was raised by LDS squatters in an abandoned Tucson gas station. She got her start in politics as a vehemently anti-Bush Green Party affiliate, but after finding little success there she became a Democrat and had spent the last 15-odd years becoming increasingly center-pilled. She describes Joe "Chad" Manchin as a role model, waffles on the death penalty, runs ironman triathlons, and had been generating headlines for her snappy fashion sense even before she got famous for giving poor people the thumbs down.
11 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-05-19
And she does chicks. She needs to be modded
8 cyberdick 2021-05-19
Wtf how old is she? I thought she was in her 30s after her thumbs down stunt
28 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-19
This woman:
Twitter:
Arguing against a centrist take should be a hate crime.
23 AutoSyntactic 2021-05-19
Oh man, of all the Democrat scum, Mizz Enema surely generates the most butthurt and cope among people still foolish enough to believe this morally bankrupt organization has ever once had their best interests in mind. Love her.
11 Coonass_alt 2021-05-19
how can so many words say absolutely nothing of substance?
11 jubbergun 2021-05-19
I need to see if I can find the clip of John Kerry speaking for at least five minutes straight without actually saying anything. It was truly a display of oracular artistry.
9 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2021-05-19
Love all the weirdoes threatening this Landstacy that they won't be voting for her. They're gonna vote republican? LMAO