I have no clue how we ended up at this point compared to 5 years ago.

We’ve been over this before: we’re in this timeline because the Clintons had Harambe killed. His death upset Kek, one of the avatars of the primordial darkness, leading him to punish Clinton for her hubris after defeating the Canaanite god Moloch.

But who Clintons the Clintons?

Crab People

I fear the crab people. You should too. They have begun their public reveal via the dancing crab meme, soon the Bog Twins will reveal they have crabs, and then it's the last breath of homosapien dominance.

May the crabs have mercy on us, all returns to crab

🦀🦀🦀♋🦀🦀🦀

https://youtu.be/y28Diszaoo4

It was suppose to be Epstein, it may be Jizzstain unless they get to her too.

Source

This is canon

The God of war Kumara rode blessed bernie, however, Bernie ignored these blessings and he fell out of favour. All this despite Hilary's spirit cooking ritual which also angered the God's.

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I have no clue how we ended up at this point compared to 5 years ago.

The iPhone and its consequences of dopaminergic oriented Apps have been a disaster for Humanity but good for drama.

Steve Jobs and anime have had the last laugh.

We split off into a parallel universe in 2016 where the law of entropy got correlated with insanity. It's science.

Ok nerd fuck you dipshit!

David Bowie's death broke the 6th seal. Then they had to shoot that fucking gorilla....

Remember the Mayans and their prediction the world would end in 2012... Maybe instead of a big explosion moment it's a marker for going over the hill - and things are only negatively accelerating now.

It's gamergates fault.

Bruh, 5 days ago this exact meme was circulating as satire.

unironically gamergate. tis $current_year + 6 now sweaty, get used to it

Cubs won the world series after 108 years, fucked the whole timeline

Dementia will do that to a person.

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Lmao holy fuck it's a real post. This is easily the most impressive thing Don Jr has done. He might even finally own the libs.

Validating transwomen while also being transmisogynistic. Incredible.

Neither of them are valid

Which is why he's going to make the best President For Life ever!!!

Oh man, are we in for a ride.

Why not?

Don Jr. set the bar so microscopically low that you may actually be right.

Noting who can pass and who cannot is ableist. Caitlyn actually trying to pass is quite transphobic.

Don Jr might be more r-slurred than his dad and that's an impressive feat.

Hows the whole winning the culture war thing feel rightoids?

Were changing the rules. Now we're going to be the gays and trains!

Just the rich ones. Which fits their narrative just fine

Fascism was always homosexual. The trains are new though, but we aren't bigot, so long they shoot commies they are cool too.

A while ago some Pat Buchanan type was critiquing American conservatism and said "[Leftoids] choose the direction, [Rightoids] just set the pace".

Always think about that when eventually Rightoids put up shit like this.

Conservatism is progressivism driving the speed limit

Yeah that's the quote and fuck do we get closer to that image every day

Thinks Israel is justified in annexing Sudan because of the Holocaust.

Isn't that already the official Republican position tho?

It would also improve Sudan significantly.

I'm unironically begging for neo-colonialism at this point.

Israel annexing Sudan would be based as hell.

They won nothing

Dusty GILF bussy 😛❤️

😊

A true bussy connoisseur 😎

This is pretty funny. Dunking while validating them is pretty good.

Is this real lol

Reality is stranger than fiction

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromogisaurus

Aight give me a few days

That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

Snapshots:

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Real shit

The GOP showing all they’ve learned from the Trump era by immediately putting all of their support behind a train in the first place still has me laughing. Just bring on Weimerica and end this national depersonalization torture.

Southpark was right

When was South Park ever wrong?

We truly live in current year.

Current year was a while back. It's gonna be a while before it's ever current year again, buddy.

No, time is a cube not a circle you fool

The industrial railway and it's consequences...

This is the future Andrew Carnegie wanted

sus

FINE

🥳

I always figured he looked like a date rapist, but I didn't know he was a train chaser, too.

He's a real dual threat.

This is unironically hilarious both out-of- and (especially) in-context tbh

The .winning patriots discussion on this is juicy AF

I don't see it :(

Search for Jr. It's 2 or 3 days old.

You can link to it here smh

I won't lol

smh

Heh, they are upset :)

Heh, they are upset :)

This is hilarious. Meme energy will propel us to victory in 2021 ☝️

Now that's 4d chess.

Daddy not like son

Hon 2024

I'm pretty sure the left has better looking t-women than the right.
But whatever helps conservatives cope <3

sneed

What’s going on With Don Jr. ? He seems as if he’s coping with something

You think flattery will get you far? Oh, you think wrong.

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