The American people need to come together and stop voting for people over the age of 70. It's elder abuse at this point, listening to DDR or DDD ramble on about whatever is bothering them.
Problem is that voting is based on who you have actually heard and the most famous candidates have built that recognition over a long time making them as old as fuck.
I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.
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41 Memepk 2021-05-19
Hey look if it makes it through this term, he can find a job as a navy hypeman in the 2024 Sino-Burger wars.
11 RedditIsAJoke69 2021-05-19
I thought we are bombing Russia (?)
36 Llamayoda 2021-05-19
This is the most lucid I’ve ever seen Biden
3 Babybear_Dramabear 2021-05-19
Adrenochrome takes a few months to start workin.
26 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-19
My bad Coast Guard cadets*
40 -M-o-X- 2021-05-19
that does make it better, he rightfully assumed they do not have the capacity for independent thought
11 IraqiLobster 2021-05-19
If we ever get to the point where our coasts are directly threatened I will already be begging for mercy from daddy Xi
19 Cauchemar89 2021-05-19
Biden: Please clap.
11 RedditIsAJoke69 2021-05-19
common fat! clap!
18 CosmoSucks 2021-05-19
Didn’t he already have one of these years ago “clap for that you stupid bastards” or something along those lines
17 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-05-19
The American people need to come together and stop voting for people over the age of 70. It's elder abuse at this point, listening to DDR or DDD ramble on about whatever is bothering them.
3 choo-chootrain 2021-05-19
Problem is that voting is based on who you have actually heard and the most famous candidates have built that recognition over a long time making them as old as fuck.
9 Pepperglue 2021-05-19
At least he doled out some bantz before that line, instead of !Jeb's pathetic pleading.
7 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-19
Ddd is pure cringe lol. Why leftoids do this to themselves? 😂😂
5 SnapshillBot 2021-05-19
I'm not a homosexual because I have straight sex with a man and I like men. But I'm straight because I prefer women's dicks and love having sex with them. I'm a homophobe because I can't have it.
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3 RydenwithByden 2021-05-19
Come on man, listen here fat. If you cant clap for that j..joke then...it...it...you know the thing!
I cant wait to have 2 years of George Bush gaffs fused with dementia