The fattest website in the world discusses what kind of badass things they would do if society breaks down into a Mad Max wasteland tomorrow

1  2021-05-24 by feedbackplz2

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Let me guess...🏴‍☠️/politics?

That is my guess too. There is only one other sub that jerks themselves off as much as that

Either them or news. Both are equally as detached from any semblance of reality as the rightoid qoomer cope sites.

I typically consider myself leftoid but whenever I enter that sub I immediately feel myself swinging to the far right

Im going to guess "have bullets fly near me, start puking and shitting myself in fear. Try to run away but get hit anyways because im 100 pounds overweight." Isnt one of them.

It actually kind of was.

Same website not only produced but celebrated this just yesterday. If you look at this picture and see anything but a unique and ancient evil than your life should be forfeit. I even went through the step of checking who owned what candy praying this was just a Hershey ad.

What's wrong with it? That's just a standard Second American Civil War mid-morning dessert ration.

Sometimes I forget there's a reddit outside my subs

I pretty much never browse all or big subs since like 2014

Just arrgrama and programming and gaming shit for the past half decade or so

gaming

Please be sure to censor this vile word from now on

gaming shit

GAMING

SHIT

Do better and try to keep up, sweaty.

Uhm actually the context of a slur doesnt matter sweaty

Words, words, words. Can you draw us a picture?

You really gonna ask someone to draw a group of fatties jerking each other off?

I fully believe we need 1 year mandatory military service for everyone. Maybe thatll fix the r-slurs

I mean like, the drama and seethe would be funny. Make it gender neutral for extra spice.

It sounds ridiculous. But there are yurup countries that do both.

That was implied

if there’s one organization that produces smart members of society it’s the military right

unironically smarter than average. or wiser than average. Or less likely to act stupid in public. Not sure which.

I'll be spectrum for a second and mention that not a single line in that screenshot says anything about them fighting in such a war, or welcoming / looking forward to it in any way. More like conjuring up terror and reminding everyone just how much it would suck if it happened.

Sometimes Musclim Landkings get carried away a bit with scoffing at chapos, so just in case lol

Some really Luke warm takes

Wish I tongued 👅a hobos asshole for 2min instead of reading more of that shit for another 2min

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We can’t ping ?

When did this rule get applied ?

😢

How long have you been away?

Too Long 😭

I'm sorry, I'm also recent to the sub, but from what I understand MasterLawlz got into a fight with an arrrghMensLib mod, and the admins forced this sub's mods to remove pinging

That’s pretty g@y Guess that why the sub is so dead ☹️

Nah that's where linking to reddit threads went ferboten - pinging got cut long before that.

It’s been like 2 years man. It happened because we bullied gallowboob too much