if taika was a harvey-weinstein type fat fuck people would be crying metoo. But because he's good looking he will be praised for it.

And Yes, i am based btw.

Taika is a Cohen, not a Weinstein, get it right 😤

A quick Google says he's married since 2011 but not to these broads 🤔

Because the sanctity of marriage matters in Hollywood.

They separated in 2018 per wiki.

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This is 100% going to become a metoo thing a few years from now.

yes, people hate uglies. what else is new?

The Mormons were able to popularize polyamory but only with Twitter Folkx

This highlights a damn fine example of horseshoe theory

Taika David Cohen ONZM, known professionally as Taika Waititi

cohen

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Careful there Hicks. You're awfully close to a ban.

Its early life time baby!

Didn't think Taika could get cooler

One of the ladies is briish

No wonder the shots were closed mouth, unfortunately for Taika, not the kissing.

Lmao I think he's one of the more overrated filmmakers out there right now but this is impressive

I thought Jojo Rabbit was pretty good. As was What We Do in the Shadows.

Jojo Rabbit was painfully mediocre and What We Do in the Shadows was fine, but the tv show is much better and Waititi doesn't have much to do with it afaik

He was better as a bit actor, does very well guest starring, but his nose is in his asshole in director mode.

I always figured Tessa Thompson was the polyamory type and the daddyslave type. She was a lesbian relationship with some 'pansexual' singer so I could see it coming. Im betting Cara Delev-whatever her rich dad's last name is, is next to end up with a man twice her age.

Nah, she isn't close enough to 40.

Hope he pulls a sneaky conversion on them then marries them both under Sharia law.

https://i.redd.it/fub71i87m5xz.jpg

Lmao devious Middle Easterners.

This was a nice trick by this good Muslim, wasn't it though?

Between the Jews and the Muslims I'm convinced the entire Middle East is one big grift.

I'm not jealous (I am).

People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD

Snapshots:

1. Taika Waititi kickstarts his harem ... - archive.org, archive.today*

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Good for him. More power to the funny man.

I thought this account "Omen Analysis" was going to be about how birds flying weird meant war and famine were on the horizon.

But it is fucking capeshit news all the way down.

Ain’t taika married

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