Probably one of the most laughable franchises in the past two decades right
God I remember trolling some friend's dad at a small get together because the cowboys were playing and we were sort of watching on the TV and Prescott was getting his bussy blasted left and right
In California you'd want to inform the other party that you are recording at the first opportunity. This could possibly be interpreted as a private conversation by a court. Not so good.
And Julio doesn't shill for an over-priced scam school. I know that sounds like almost every college, but the University of Phoenix takes it to another level. I truly have no idea how the NFL's favorite old piece of shit's image hasn't taken any hits from it
Not sure if him inevitably going to the Patriots will be good for drama since it’s the Patriots or bad since it’s AFC and we’ll miss out on reeeeee posting
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
26 comments
23 SJCards 2021-05-25
The Dallas Cowboys suck.
9 red1dragon588 2021-05-25
Based
9 cassiorolex 2021-05-25
Probably one of the most laughable franchises in the past two decades right
God I remember trolling some friend's dad at a small get together because the cowboys were playing and we were sort of watching on the TV and Prescott was getting his bussy blasted left and right
8 jerryjoneshere 2021-05-25
🖕🏻
22 General_Insomnia 2021-05-25
I don't like two-party but isn't this from a two-party state? If so lmao
10 red1dragon588 2021-05-25
It’s filmed in LA. Not sure what our laws are
Based solely on what happened with Donald Sterling I’d guess one party
19 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-25
Cali is two party
13 red1dragon588 2021-05-25
lol did V Stiviano tell Sterling she was recording him then? Or was he just that r-slurred?
Wouldn’t surprise me from Sterling
16 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2021-05-25
Lol it's California I'm surprised it's not three party.
17 red1dragon588 2021-05-25
You, me, and Antonio Villaraigosa’s Telemundo mistress
12 General_Insomnia 2021-05-25
In California you'd want to inform the other party that you are recording at the first opportunity. This could possibly be interpreted as a private conversation by a court. Not so good.
13 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-25
Fuck Shannon Sharpe
11 red1dragon588 2021-05-25
Not sure how much of it is Skip dragging him down and how much is him just being a hot take artist, but either way screw him
His brother was a way better analyst and football player
4 cassiorolex 2021-05-25
Dude I can care less about fucking sportsball but this was a dick move to do, unless the guy he called is an asshole too
7 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-05-25
Julio's one of the most well-respected WRs in the NFL right now, and unlike Larry Fitzgerald, nobody's ever accused him of sexual misconduct.
Making Julio sound like a dickhead, when for years and years he's successfully not sounded like a dickhead, actually pissess me off.
3 986532101 2021-05-25
And Julio doesn't shill for an over-priced scam school. I know that sounds like almost every college, but the University of Phoenix takes it to another level. I truly have no idea how the NFL's favorite old piece of shit's image hasn't taken any hits from it
3 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-05-25
Oh, yeah, forgot about that.
Don't know anything about 'Rocket Mortgage', but I don't trust it either
5 CheML 2021-05-25
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
9 red1dragon588 2021-05-25
Not sure if him inevitably going to the Patriots will be good for drama since it’s the Patriots or bad since it’s AFC and we’ll miss out on reeeeee posting
6 CheML 2021-05-25
If he goes to the Patriots I legit might sudoku myself.
4 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-05-25
Why? So that Cambot 3000 has someone good to calibrate his systems with?
Patriots have BB, and no one else. If Patriots do better than 11-6, I'll post bussy.
6 CheML 2021-05-25
I’m actually a Falcons fan so it’s like salt in the wound of our superbowl loss.
2 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-05-25
Ooooh, that's unfortunate. Sorry about the whole being a Falcons fan thing, dawg
3 SnapshillBot 2021-05-25
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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5 red1dragon588 2021-05-25
Oh hey Snappy!
1 MaskOffGlovesOn 2021-05-25
why do people even complain about CTE listen to this man speak he's already retarded