John Cena Apologizes To China By Body-Slamming A Uighur Muslim

1  2021-05-26 by 911roofer

37 comments

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There has to be a niche sub for Amazon products from Chinese resellers. Reading those pages it's such half ass translated English.

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As usual, the Boomer Bee starts out with a good headline and just drives it into the ground with the article itself.

They should take a note from The Onion and only post the headlines at this point.

reading the articles

That's what you get for being a nerd

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Who said I even read?

Alexer, order corn.

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Haha aren't we quirky and witty like the leftists 😎✌️

You read the article?

Enjoying the article despire everyone bashing the text as fireworks

What have I become?

If they didn't post an article under the headline there would be anything for Snopes to "fact check."

Sometimes I get John Cena and Channing Tatum mixed up.

stop bragging about your sex life

Sorry 😔

i'm pretty sure channing tatum is a woman

First bee article in awhile where the content was just as good as the title

Lol you really thought that? Damn this sub is shit now

Fuck I'm old.

You should be happy it's shit. You wouldn't have been allowed in these hallowed halls of bussy when we had standards.

That’s odd cuz I certainly thought that I was posting at the time. Must’ve been deluded

It's a shame this controversy will overshadow his prolific charity work but that's what happens when you're a little bitch.

And his name is 约翰·塞纳!!!

Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.

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I don't give a shit.

All the legitimate drama I post, and this is what get 400 points. Reddit is weird.

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