I knew a girl who moved hundreds of miles to live here, so she could be closer than a married man who fucked her once when she visited three years prior.
And man's wife had found out about it in the time between, and wanted to kill her. Then she found out she moved into town and went nuclear, lmao. I should also mention guy had already lost interest after nutting in her the first time, but responded to texts because she seemed coolish. He never had any interest in running away with her or anything and noped right out of things the moment she moved down, completely unannounced. This was the town drama that year.
She eventually gave up and became the town bike until her lease ran out and she moved back to Philadelphia.
Why is this a news story? Also this woman is a perfect encapsulation of what's wrong with society. She can only imagine a reality that matches what she's seen on television. It's entertainment sweetie, it's not real life. Real life has real consequences with real emotions. Not the giddy feeling you get when you watch some shitty lifetime movie. You can't just show up on someone's doorstep unannounced and expect it to go well
Because its a grim reminder to tickers of biological clocks that time is a ticking, and there is no prince charming waiting for them in their 30s because he snatched up a young and dumb princess he can fill with cum.
This is less of a news story and more of a gawk story. It's odd, creepy or endearing depending on how obsessed you are with romance novels, and trending on social media so they know it will get the clicks.
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143 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-26
I've never thought about the literacy rate of Florida but I always imagined it being around the same as some of the richer African countries.
Redundant. No need to add the qualifier shitty to anything related to Oregon. We already know it is.
Hmm biological clock?
In this case only for the woman. For the man this is a horror moment.
Good drama OP 👌
120 MagicCrunch 2021-05-26
Imagine briefly dating a girl and then breaking up.
Then imagine moving somewhere else, and not thinking about that girl for months.
Now imagine finding out that the girl you dated briefly has flown into town unannounced and wants to see you.
How fucking creeped out would you be?
110 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-26
Rom-coms and their consequences have been a disaster for singlecels.
37 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-26
femcels?
79 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-26
I'm willing to bet a whole lot of guys have taken cues from rom coms and ended up doing some dumb things too. Maybe it's just unisex desperatecels.
86 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-26
Thankfully, I've taken all my cues from hentai.
39 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-26
Lmao based.
9 tux_pirata 2021-05-26
given the cringy ways mayo men declare themselves to mayo w*men I would argue romcoms is how mayos think the real world is like
-3 Lokasennaz79 2021-05-26
Well. This isn't racist at all.
7 Sc00t_Sc00t 2021-05-26
Facts aren't racist sweetie 💅
5 tux_pirata 2021-05-26
u cant be rayciss agains wypipo
-einstein or some shit
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21 ohheckyeah 2021-05-26
I would be pretty certain that I was about to die from poisoning or a cheap walmart gun
16 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-26
How hot is the girl?
19 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-26
Inquiring coomers and gussy chasers want to know
8 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-26
Opportunity for friends with benefits?
6 stop_this_shitpostin 2021-05-26
And twitter is in on it?
I'd start working on getting a new identity
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39 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-05-26
When I first saw this trainwreck on twitter, I knew this was perfect for my first post in this sub.
17 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-26
GeminiRocket I’m coming for you ✈️
11 Whaddaulookinat 2021-05-26
All I have to say is:
"Good Morning"
91 DeficientRat 2021-05-26
I know a chick who did this and was later diagnosed as bipolar schizo lol
78 heretobefriends 2021-05-26
I knew a girl who moved hundreds of miles to live here, so she could be closer than a married man who fucked her once when she visited three years prior.
And man's wife had found out about it in the time between, and wanted to kill her. Then she found out she moved into town and went nuclear, lmao. I should also mention guy had already lost interest after nutting in her the first time, but responded to texts because she seemed coolish. He never had any interest in running away with her or anything and noped right out of things the moment she moved down, completely unannounced. This was the town drama that year.
She eventually gave up and became the town bike until her lease ran out and she moved back to Philadelphia.
43 Homofascism 2021-05-26
womxn moment
79 heretobefriends 2021-05-26
This dude is either rich or hung.
38 UnheardIdentity 2021-05-26
Or French.
18 GeminiRocket 2021-05-26
It's hung then
35 UnheardIdentity 2021-05-26
Well they tend to go for kids so I've always doubted that.
12 GeminiRocket 2021-05-26
That's the ((Belgians)) 😌
19 UnheardIdentity 2021-05-26
The frogs have no qualms with having sex with children.
2 Funkyduffy 2021-05-26
>>>Foucault<<<
11 Mlwrf 2021-05-26
Belgians are only fr*nchs in denial
1 red1dragon588 2021-05-26
At least they have the decency to pretend
7 NPC_46765 2021-05-26
🤢🤮
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67 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-05-26
Turns out the dude already rejected her before and she didn't take it well so she pulled this shit.
Her tweets documenting the tragic affair:
https://twitter.com/StewartSmithTwt/status/1396212822661599232
Cries about it online, mindless fans feel like she's the real victim here
https://twitter.com/RebeccaRennerFL/status/1396915125156646913?s=20
Extra juice to the story, she outed his name publicly and coerced him to agree to it: https://twitter.com/RebeccaRennerFL/status/1396222238626521089
People reacting to it:
https://twitter.com/search?q=rebecca%20renner&src=typeahead_click
56 Traditional_Drama_91 2021-05-26
I like the one who says it’s not that big a mistake when compared to GW Bush starting the Iraq war lol
33 carly_rae_bopsen 2021-05-26
You know someone's messed up when all you can do to defend her is "well at least she didn't start a war!"
20 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-26
Posting Ls online does not do any good for the self esteem
5 cyberdick 2021-05-26
Yesus!
4 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-26
Damn are those reasonable takes? On twitter? I never thought I'd see the day...
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62 Fresh__Slice 2021-05-26
Why is this a news story? Also this woman is a perfect encapsulation of what's wrong with society. She can only imagine a reality that matches what she's seen on television. It's entertainment sweetie, it's not real life. Real life has real consequences with real emotions. Not the giddy feeling you get when you watch some shitty lifetime movie. You can't just show up on someone's doorstep unannounced and expect it to go well
38 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-26
I bet there is some dude who simped hard for her, is right now watching this happen.
47 Homofascism 2021-05-26
Good simps should suffer.
36 goodbehaviorsam 2021-05-26
Because its a grim reminder to tickers of biological clocks that time is a ticking, and there is no prince charming waiting for them in their 30s because he snatched up a young and dumb princess he can fill with cum.
20 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-26
That's literally my fetish.
31 goodbehaviorsam 2021-05-26
Calm down Molyneux. Tay isn't here.
20 FoghornLeghorn_202 2021-05-26
Thought the same thing when I saw
26 UnheardIdentity 2021-05-26
This is less of a news story and more of a gawk story. It's odd, creepy or endearing depending on how obsessed you are with romance novels, and trending on social media so they know it will get the clicks.
24 Tobyghisa 2021-05-26
100% if he said yes she would have been bored in a week and ruined his life.
19 MrPiction 2021-05-26
Some people can't understand that they aren't as important as they think they are 💅
11 CeetheAndSope 2021-05-26
Not for wh*te w*men. 😒😒😒
7 -cochise 2021-05-26
If a man did this he would be in jail already. Rightfully so.
43 Aaronburr4president 2021-05-26
Good morning
So when is someone gonna make a shitty relationship advise post with the genders swapped
14 cyberdick 2021-05-26
There isn't one already?
32 tenebrous_cloud 2021-05-26
Wonder why Francois dumped this totally normal and well adjusted gal.
28 WeWuzKANG5 2021-05-26
Covid 21 pls.
26 MagicCrunch 2021-05-26
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, literally no meaningful conversation and no content of value has EVER come from Twitter.
except for Trump
26 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-26
I've never met a cat person that isn't mentally unsound.
20 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-26
Better than dogpilled.
11 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-26
Thats not the dogs fault
5 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-26
Who said it was.
1 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-26
Most likely.....incels.
24 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-26
Oh no! That’s some narcissistic shit that can easily border on harassment. If they haven’t contacted you in a year then they definitely moved on.
19 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-26
I did a little digging and found out, she also suggested Batman joining Yang gang would have made a better comic book story.
https://twitter.com/DoctorDastardly/status/1396853416211714056/photo/1
6 IraqiLobster 2021-05-26
lol I remember that
Twitter and it’s users will always be a mistake, I can see why Francois wanted none 😏
19 Thousand_Yard_Flare 2021-05-26
So he definitely was not really the love of her life and this was all for attention.
Edit: the guy's name was Francois... need I say more?
8 IraqiLobster 2021-05-26
Speaks poorly only upon her, frenchies didn’t choose to be that way
1 Thousand_Yard_Flare 2021-05-26
Exactly, but she chose to be with a Frenchy.
15 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-26
Figures
Chick lit and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Ceterum censeo industrialis societatis esse delendam.
14 MaskOffGlovesOn 2021-05-26
> How this cross-country romance captivated Twitter — and ended in heartbreak
spoilers bro
8 MYNAMEjef174652 2021-05-26
Huwhite womxn.
Not even once.
7 Milftoast123 2021-05-26
He needs a restraining order.
3 AntiLuke 2021-05-26
Ashland is the kind of place that would be receptive of her crazy, maybe she'll find a good rebound.
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