DDD acknowledges lab origin theory, calls for investigation, leftoids c*pe, rightoids smug

1  2021-05-27 by -M-o-X-

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if you have to ask where you can find completely reasonable takes on this development your approvedcel status should be revoked

Not bold claim: by now China has incinerated any incriminating documents or people, this investigation will rely entirely on our own/allied intelligence apparatuses and as a result its findings will be accepted by Rightoids if it confirms their theory, because why would the cia lie, or evidence of the deep state if it doesn't. To the contrary, it will be accepted by the Leftoids if it disproves the theory, and will be evidence of neoliberal warmongering if it proves the theory.

Should be fun!

The only reason we know anything about this is because US tax money was paying for grants on bat coronaviruses at the Wuhan Institute of Virology between 2018-2019. US funding meets Chinese incompetence.

It’s starting to look like the worst industrial accident of all time.

It’s starting to look like the worst industrial accident of all time.

The consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Fauchi is the epicenter of this disaster on so many levels that I firmly believe in the simulation theory since 2020

It’s straight out clown world. The experts who blamed the proles for not behaving and locking down hard enough were actually the ones who created a hyper contagious bat virus pandemic that replicates and spreads in human lung cells at a rate we’ve never seen before. All this was done for our own safety and to stop the next 100 year pandemic.

Ive never seen rightoids more redeemed and yet so cucked in my entire life. They were all ball gagged for the last year scribbling this on the wall with their feces and when it's all over the Liberal Establishment just comes out with the "YEP Actually LOL Not Sorry"

The greatest cuckolding of all is that no one who dissented from the official narrative will get any credit for it. It's the clowniest of worlds.

The hill rising with based conservative Saagar Enjeti has been doing some really good coverage of this, even taking Fauci to task.

Saagar and Kristal are literally the enlightened centrist redditors of the media landscape

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I would unironically watch a Saagar and Krystal sex tape but only if they did it on the news desk while Joe Rogan provided commentary.

You know how Muslims feel when someone draw Mohammed. I feel like I'm feeling that with your statement. My whole night is fucked. Their so wholesome! Never again Bussy Sama. These perverse thoughts are beneath you.

May Allah forgive me for I have brought shame upon radical centrism.

It is haram brother.

They just came out and admitted it like it was nothing

And it doesn't even matter :|

I saw friends lose their jobs, their homes, fall into substance abuse and depression because of the lockdowns- all for this? Because Fauci and some Chinese fuckers wanted to screw around with a virus? Because they either didn't take the proper precautions to contain it or had malicious intent and then went on to lie to us for over a year?

All those lives I saw ruined, all the people who'll never be the same again. What was the fucking point?

I'm legit seething.

Owned and dunked

The research needed to be done, but doing it at a sloppy lab with a history of problems was inexcusable.

The original SARS was like 15% fatal, getting out ahead of a potentially Extinction Level Event is a good thing.

That's because rightoids are phenomenally, exceptionally incompetent. I think that it's a self-sustaining death spiral by this point, all competent people are just too embarrassed to associate with them and even if someone competent offered their help they wouldn't know what to do with it.

Look at the last election for example. At a cursory glance there was enough hella sus stuff to actually contest it, but rightoids fielded openly mentally ill Sidney Powell and Lin Wood (because their mental illnesses made them "fighters" rather than "losers" according to an unverified but highly plausible source on how these internal discussions proceeded) and rapidly deteriorating Rudy and they squandered all and every opportunity presented to them.

The election probably was stolen and that's a good thing actually: elections are proxies for who would win in a civil war but without doing the real costly civil war, so anything that makes the simulation more realistic without incurring extra costs is good. The side that can't get enough non-bipolar non-senile people together to expose blatant cheating wouldn't win a civil war either so it deserves to lose.

Are you trying to pick up the "Absolutely fucking batshit insane doomer" shtick now that Leylinus has abandoned us?

What's insane about anything that I wrote? Not contesting other adjectives, in fact "Absolutely" and "fucking" describe me fairly well.

The election probably was stolen

Lol no

Listen, with all the people proudly coming out about running borderline conspiracies:

https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/24/us/politics/democrats-trump-election-plan.html

I just can't anymore. If there's a dude who can call 900 people into a Zoom call and tell them that there should be no protests, no antifa vs proud boys skirmishes, and then there's no such things, only "mad liberals on twitter asking where's the counter-riots", and furthermore I can easily envision how it came to that, without anyone involved thinking about themselves as a conspiracy (while being 100% conspiracy, furthering political goals in secret), then how can you look me in the eye and say that conspiracies aren't real?

2021 is the year when we learn that all conspiracies are real, usually proudly revealed by the conspirators themselves. Check out this, can you spot the reveal I have in mind?: https://web.archive.org/web/20180717103948/https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/17/magazine/george-soros-democrat-open-society.html

Nobody is going to read through that entire article to answer your question.

are conspiracies real?

Many of what we call ‘conspiracies’ are the ruling class showing class solidarity.

I was referring to his last question about some "reveal".

Also, conspiracies are most often people just covering their ass after their fuckups.

His reveal is about three years old lol

Does that mean that it's wrong? Did you notice the reveal and then went to believe that it was not in $current_year so not a big deal? How do you people cope, eh?

People are regarded and might have pushed to elect someone they might not have wanted otherwise, they didn't steal an election. I can cope with Bernie losing after Super Tuesday and you can seethe about Trump losing legitimately.

Edit: Btw, I live in Trump country and can tell you that no one here knows wtf antifa or the proudboys are. Purely a cityboy thing

It's what rightoids deserve for unironically caring about politics.

In some weird way it makes good sense too. If a 100 year pandemic is inevitable and doomed to be catastrophic in a hyper-globalized world, a controlled release of something that's bad but not the worst could be a good trial run to see how you could prepare for the real thing.

Truth. Coronachins was bad but only because of how dumb people were behaving. It could have been way worse. We got by very lucky, but I really wouldn’t want to be around to see the world if we got hit by something serious.

Ah come on, it would be drama to end all drama.

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Fauchi did an ouchi

Probably what he say's to his wife at night too.

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this but unironically

I think most of our Tedcrew here on this sub doesn't use that phrase ironically

The industrial revolution and its consequences are no laughing matter.

tedcore is best core

Regardless of the results of investigation, I hope that Fauci goes to actual prison over lying to the Congress about funding the gain of function research. The seething will be off the charts! Imagine, our beloved face of anti-Covid efforts, promoter of social distancing and mask wearing (well, after he was a promoter of not mask hoarding that is), the guy who bravely stood up against Drumbf, the ourest of our guys, does actual time for causing the pandemic basically! Libs will be in shambles, beyond shambles!

(btw, if anyone is interested, one of the last and most comprehensive overviews of all this bullshit is https://thebulletin.org/2021/05/the-origin-of-covid-did-people-or-nature-open-pandoras-box-at-wuhan/ and among other things it quotes that Daszak guy's interview where he pretty clearly describes what the Wuhan lab was doing as gain of function research, plus grant details of course).

if he goes to jail wokies will simply stop mentioning his name and pretend he never existed

all incriminating shit will get memory holed, articles edited, tweets deleted, and unless you're an archive awtist then you'll never know, normies will forget

That sounds accurate... But I have a fools hope that this could really break the dam or at least put a hole in it. Something has to give one day.

Remember Mueller?

Same thing will happen.

same people who were protesting about mass media making lies about wmds and iraq were championing the same mass media during the trump years

at no point they wondered if that mass media was lying to them again, no! only trump is lying! its not possible that we're being duped like the qoomers are!

"The left didn't even like fauci, it was the right who was obsessed with him."

I hope that Fauci goes to actual prison

The scenes when he beats Drumpf into an orange jumpsuit.

Make them both share a jail cell with Hillary and a rotating cast of magatards. Stuff some cameras in the cell. Sell PPV.

Should balance the budget.

I love how we're all still pretending American elites go to prison for any reason other than stealing from other rich people

Iraq and Afghanistan, worst financial crisis in 100 years, nobody went to jail

but somehow this time it will be different

Haha I know, I know. Doesn't stop me from dreaming about various French-style scenarios

Iraq and Afghanistan, worst financial crisis in 100 years, nobody went to jail

But it was a great dramatic event that turned some of the Republican base against neocons and towards DDR. In the end it was all worth it.

Foucci strangled D'Angelo in the library and made it look like a suicide

The establishment will let him fry and memory hole him. We need to send the journos, tech jannies, and "fact" checkers who did everything they could to cover this up to prison. Probably half the people on 🏴‍☠️coronavirus can be sent to a work camp also.

Honestly at this point I dont get why the WH is even attempting a facade of transparency. Itll just make us look bad in the end, because either way we're either going to share the blame for funding this or we won't find shit because the Chinese shredders go brrrrr

I think thats the reason why it was covered up in the first place, imagine the potential lawsuits from this

And now put into perspective India (and other countries) having huge troubles with their infections vs. vaccinations and being told no, they cannot produce vaccines. They've got to buy them from the people who caused all of this in the first place.

PROFIT

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TBF they sold their vaccines which contributed to their crisis.

That will be easy for Modi's government to spin into nothing I think. There could be room for real populist anger. And that kind of rage could be bad news with India's population density.

Bummunism Sama. It is an honor. We need to hear from you more often.

I digress India has a lot of educated well mannered people. Despite the antics of white women and the baiting that goes around. Problem is they have an even larger uneducated population. Personally education isn't a deterrent against stupidity but it can help.

Bloody revolution is exactly what India needs. Every great nation has had some sort of catastrophic event or time period that has progressed the nation forward. The Master Pajeeth Gandhi prevented this with his r-slurred philosophy of non-violence. It does have some merit but violence should always be on the table if your being oppressed and want freedom.

Since nothing like that happened what you have is this weird amoeba where outdated practices still exist with modernization. Sadly I don't think that could ever happen. India's caste system is too effective. However, the irony of it is it does hold the entire nation back, and the culture of the caste system just play's into the arrogance and ignorance of wealthy Indians or high born Indians. Here in AMerica at least it is more about value.

You still have some sort of casteism classicism in America but less so (worse in Canada and UK IMO. Not sure about Australia or NZ). You have legacy admissions at the top universities. You have nepotism in government and big business. However, in certain places it is about what you bring to the table and the value you have.

Sorry for being so long winded, but I think Modhi will be okay and the Indians will continue to suffer for it in ignorance.

I digress India...

Ya, people who go to school and are stupid become stupidly educated.

Bloody revolution...

I'm struggling to find the guy's name, but wasn't there a violent guy in Ghandi's time? Ghandi's biography on wikipedia doesn't mention him, but he was the malcolm x for MLK Jr in India.

You still have some sort of casteism...

By God yes, we do. Your immigrants here get here by their caste status, and then their children invoke woke shit even knowing that they are already at the top of the game. Pretty disgusting really, what do they use it for? Advancement

I'm struggling to find the guy's name, but wasn't there a violent guy in Ghandi's time? Ghandi's biography on

There were two I think. I am familiar with Bhagat Singh. IIRC he was an atheist and a communist. He carried out an assignation of an English Police Chief but ended up killing the super intendent. He then also tried to bomb an English institute but was captured. He was also betrayed by an Indian. He was opposed to Gandhi's ideology. There was another two prior to Bhagat Singh, I remember reading about him on reddit. He was also a Sikh and he assassinated an English Lieutenant who was responsible for a massacre in India. I am not sure of Udam's political views. I think he carried this out more for a sense of justice, but he knew what that the English's treatment of Indians was wrong. Interesting read about him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udham_Singh

Excellent point Malcolm X actually criticized Gandhi and his successor India's first prime minister Nehru.

I’m struggling to find the guy’s name

I think you are referring to Subash Chandra Bose

I don't think so, but his life story was interesting to read.

In other words, Trump had us pay for the virus. I'm trying to think of a play on words but can't come up with anything.

The thing is though you have people in China and agencies dedicated to gathering intelligence. Not just the US either but many other ally nations. How the fuck did they drop the ball? Either there stupid which is entirely possible given 9/11 and Iraq. Or China is that good that having people in the nation can't even gather that intelligence.

there stupid

Next time think before you make fun of the heckin cute cia, bud

Quit bullying me you Languagecel.

As someone who was briefly a part of the intelligence community I can assure you that incompetence is off the charts. That's probably how I ended up there in the first place. The actions they take and decisions they make could be mistaken for satire.

Oh dude I don't doubt it. For example when the capital hill attack happened Saagar's (of the Hill Rising) connections in that field were telling him that they thought it was antifa. It's like that southpark episode where they don't know how to use google and instead are using ask jeeves or some shit.

You just look at 9/11; Iraq; Libiya it's fucking stupid; even Edward Snowden, a nobody who ended up getting his job because of nepotism.

Every time I see an American spy film I laugh because the reality is there are a lot of incompetent people in the gov not just intelligence.

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Is it actually like the movie Burn After Reading?

Imagine The Men Who Stared At Goats and/or Burn After Reading on steroids because you'll never be able to capture how truly absurd it is.

Men who stare at Goatse?

The Chinese government cleaned house on almost all of the CIA's assets in China back in the mid to late 2000s, I think. Not sure what's happened since then but I doubt they've been able to repair their network with the Chinese government being how it is these days.

Early 2010s actually, by 2012/2013 they had killed everyone.

God Damn, 2000's eh? About the same time Hong Kong was no longer Colony. I think Rush hour 2 came out then too. Around the time Bush basically took charge within a year anyway. Makes sense when you put all the other stuff 9/11; Iraq War; Libiya; Syria; Ukraine; Even Ed Snowden. I find it amusing that in 20 years the Us could not turn Iraq and Afghanistan into a middle eastern Jewel. One that benefits them. Also massive amounts of contractor corruption just a sink whole funded by US tax dollars and indirectly by US allies. Definitely makes you think how R-Slurred our leaders are.

No, this was later in the 2000s I think. To be fair, the Chinese government had basically already chosen its current path in the last few years of the Jintao administration. The 2008 Olympics were the reveal party. They caught the US government with their pants down, particularly considering that this was the period of the GFC, as well.

IMO the Chinese government really jumped the gun.

I'm thinking bad management from the US? What do you think? Tons of resources diverted and now wasted on pointless wars and military actions in the ME. At the same time China's rise is inevitable. I think the US would benefit greatly from working with as opposed to against the Chinese.

Lol the Chinese government has no interest in working with the US in that capacity. Obama learned this the hard way.

More like O-bumma-spread that bussy!

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US funding meets Chinese incompetence.

NIH contributions would pale in comparison with what the Chinese would be putting down to fund a project like this.

> because why would the cia lie

isnt the cia all heckin cute and valid now tho?

Watching libs come to love the CIA and rightoids come to hate the CIA over the past few years has been one of the stranger realignments.

I don't think it's possible to ever return to pre-Trump America; he melted tens of millions of brains all throughout the political spectrum and they're never going to unmelt.

Yeah, it was pretty great, wasn't it?

Oh yeah, any and all evidence was probably turned into fine airborne particulates the second that they discovered it had escaped.

I don’t think approvedcels are a thing anymore, I’m not one and I’m allowed to post and comment.

this explains plenty

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The Wuhan provincial government knew about the virus in early December. You can be rest assured that most loose ends would have been tied by spring 2020.

As a stupid chapoid, I fully believe in the deep state. I think its mostly dumbass libtards that don't. I just don't think I have the same definition of deep state as rightoid MAGAt r-slurs. The deep state doesn't have anything to do with this, this one is all on China. If anything, Biden announcing this kinda goes against the chud idea that Biden is a chinese asset.

I don't doubt for a second that this started as a bioweapon. But, even if that's the case, it's exactly like you said. China has had over a year and a half to make any evidence and any witnesses disappear. Itll take a miracle for it to come out.

I like your comment but everything you said is invalidated by using the word chud unironically

Hey man, I don't post on r/drama to not stir the pot. All I know is that it's another term for qtards.

Also, bold of you to assume anything I say isn't ironic, if only because it's ironic for a downy like me to even be able to type.

All I know is that it's another term for qtards.

Chud was invented by chapos because they banned every other insult for being abelist or classist, so they're only able to make insult people by using made up words

I really don't understand the Chapo fanbase being such SJW libtards. Chapo is all about being offensive, i've heard them say retard a ton of times, so where did these kids get the idea that CTH gives a fuck about political correctness?

I know I may be cray cray, but I just have a feeling something is going to come out. It may not be exactly what people who have been following the lab leak theory want, like the UFO disclosure weirdos, but it will be enough to change the world’s perspective on Panda Express as this misunderstood blossoming nation that is getting picked on by meanie burgerwh*ties.

I have been following the lab leak shizz since the pandemic first started and I honestly never imagined we would get to this point, ever. I pretty much gave up once the media started with the whole panda pity party, and trying to act like anyone who believed in the theory was some rabid Doo Doo supporter. I was pretty sure that we would never get a satisfactory answer to how it started, and that the gubermint would just shrug their shoulders and it would end up being this vague mystery forever as we moved on. The fact that Big Daddy Biden didn’t drop it and that more and more articles that aren’t written on somebody’s blog are popping up now taking into consideration the discrepancies in the story coming out of Pandaland, amongst others, tells me that there were a lot more people out there who knew something wasn’t right but didn’t want to deal with the crazies in expressing their opinion.

Why would I want a reasonable take? I want crazy people.

Exactly, the evidence obviously doesn’t exist so why be racist and probe when it’s probably aapi anti hate month, obvriously well never know, so why even ask? Are people not afraid of ring called racist? Like who cares how it happened or why it happened when aipoc are being attacked? Is it really worth figuring out when we all know that Mayo supreme is obviously the cause of everything and anything that happens? Is it with risking AIPOC lives just to understand why 2 mil people died?

What are we even gonna do if it turns out China created it in a lab for God-knows-what-reason?

  • We've already called Uyghur "re-education" genocide

  • We suffer from tariffs and sanctions just as much if not more than China. We're still reeling from the affects of Daddy's Chinamen Tax in the form of chip shortages and more.
    (Yes, Drumpf is partially why you can't buy a PS5.)

  • China's on the UN Security Council, so they'll veto anything on that front.

Would we nationally say "Yo, the shit China's producing in their factories is sorta low-quality, ngl" because no shit, Sherlock. Do we even get any vaccines from China? Also, Premiere League kits, Supreme, Yeezys, Beats, and Ray-Ban "replicas" anyone's bought off Aliexpress beg to differ — they just need to sort their sizes out, dammit.

What are we even gonna do if it turns out China created it in a lab for God-knows-what-reason?

Simple, we use our trading partners in east asia to create an anti-china trade block and cut china out of the markets there using trade deals that make the US far more favorable to trade with than china, then utilize that position to impose restrictions on trade with china with our allies in the region as punishment against china. I’m sure that the last administration made that easy to do.

Countries are starting to do this on their own because of the dumb military adventurism china is partaking in rn. Japan, Philippines, Vietnam, India, Australia have all had land disputes and been threatened by china. Nobody likes them, and everybody would already prefer to trade with the US.

Who wouldnt like to trade with the uwunited states of amewica tbh OwO

Thanks Obama.

If we wanted to end China today we could easily do it by excluding them from the free markets portion of Bretton Woods. We won't because their horrible death would both be a humanitarian disaster and send us into our own recession. They're an export market and we control the sea, it's not exactly complicated.

Bretton woods

now there's something I haven't heard since Tricky Dick pulled a fast one in 71

The fact that political commentators never mention that the United States is continuously propping up international trade and in doing so has put a stop to the age of imperialism is proof that they're either purposefully misleading people or are such hacks that they literally think imperialism just stopped after WW2 because we evolved as people. Either way they can be safely ignored with disdain.

Fent connoisseurs in the rust belt won’t like this

The chip shortages have nothing to do with tariffs. The chips are made in Taiwan by TSMC and Samsung in South-Korea. They are not affected by it. The reason for the chip shortage is that chip fabs cost up to 20 billion USD and take 2-3 years to construct. The technology involved is insanely advanced, with very fragile supply lines. This means that chip fabs cannot rapidly increase their supply in case demand shoots up, which is exactly what happened during the pandemic. With everyone at home and governments printing money like Weimar candy, people started buying electronics in massive quantities. Chip fabs couldn't increase their production to meet this explosion in demand, resulting in price increases and shortages.

The shortages only affect companies which didn't have large open orders for wafers prior to the pandemic. In other words, car companies (who had reduced their wafer orders initially due to lockdowns, and then couldn't order more once countries opened up because the chip fabs were now fully booked), and certain companies like NVIDIA.

governments printing money like Weimar candy

Lmao 🤣

Wait until it becomes cheaper to wallpaper your home with money instead of buying interior paint

nevermind, I did the math and it would have to be $3200 per gallon of paint in order for money wallpaper to become financially sensible. Dreams(and financial crisis) cancelled

Doing Math

LOL NERD

Pls halp I'm addicted to mathamphetamines and am stuck in a mathlab

If you used today's prices that's probably true. But that doesn't fit your shitpost's hypothesis.

1 gallon of paint covers 400 square feet, it would take around 3200 dollar bills to cover that same area, so it doesn't matter what paint currently costs, only how many dollar bills I need to get my sweet ass wallpaper.

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I've been scratching me head at this and I think when inflation reaches that level dollar bills will be easier to come by compared to paper prices. Think of stories in the depression where people were carrying carts of paper money to buy food. The demand for paint will naturally drop obviously, and it's not an easy 1:1 comparison to just include inflation.

Taiwan

Reported for sinophobia

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It's partially due to the Trump Tariffs because increased cost of Foxconn et al. chips exported to America, reducing profit margins. This tied in with factories having an excessively bearish future outlook, which was amplified to the extreme by the COVID shutdown of global trade and factories.

It's a mess of reasons, but American supply chains did affect it.

Every country with reasonable scientific capability has labs where they create superviruses just to research them/lay the groundwork for things like MRNA vaccines. This is so we have some jumping off point in case the virus that causes the next pandemic is bad enough to kill more than 80 year olds and the morbidly obese.

If the Wu Flu was made in a lab, it got out because somebody ignored safety procedure. It would be more evidence that China's scientific conduct standards are comically low and that a lot of the "research" that comes out of the country isn't going to replicate.

That said, I look forward to increasingly bizarre wolf-warrior responses from Chinese diplomats as they take more and more shit from every country on the planet for potentially causing this.

That said, I look forward to increasingly bizarre wolf-warrior responses from Chinese diplomats as they take more and more shit from every country on the planet for potentially causing this.

I hope so. The sooner the world getting completely sick and tired of their shit, the better.

If the Wu Flu was made in a lab, it got out because somebody ignored safety procedure.

Yes, It originated in Gyna.

(Yes, Drumpf is partially why you can't buy a PS5.)

wtf I love blømpfh now

Scalpchad King 👑

Rent's still due even though you just bought a $3000 PS5 plus tip from me 💅

No worries bro I'll sell the gamerstation 6 on for 5k to make up for it

Proud of you, you'll make good landlord material, king 😘

We suffer from tariffs and sanctions just as much if not more than China. We're still reeling from the affects of Daddy's Chinamen Tax in the form of chip shortages and more.

Who the fuck fed you that bullshit? This happened because of increased demand due to the pandemic and limited wafer fabrication flexibility since in order to make silicon wafer factories companies need billions and many months.

What the U.S. government should do, is admit their mistake on the national television that they should have backed the Nationalist Party back in the 40s, they should have not listen to that swine Kissinger in the 70s, and they should have not let them enter the WTO in late 90s.

Rev up that anti-PRC machine. Thoroughly check whether all naturalized Chinese are truthful in their claim that they are not involved in the Communist Party.

Yeah, the PRC propaganda machine would go wild with "muh freedom," "muh civil rights," and "muh 'beacon on the hill'" or whatever bullshit they could try to stick on the United States. Fuck them.

Should have let MacArthur drop the nukes 😤

Should have nuked the whole Korean Peninsula along with it.

Just tell the US they have oil dude. Much less trouble.

I don't get it what does that mean?

Brainlet tier take that the US fights its wars for muh oil. It's your brain on social media. No understanding of the realties of maintaining global hegemony, freedom of navigation, US dollar trade dominance, securing regional partners by aligning with their interests, preempting geopolitical opponent's interests, etc. It's the kind of take that leads people reddit*rs 🤮 to say we're still in Afghanistan, a country with negligible oil reserves, because of oil.

We're obviously there for the poppy fields 😏

How else are we going to keep the fentanoids docile for the upcoming mayocide 😉

Opium is for bongs, in more ways than one.

Based and politically literate-pilled

Wait hang on a second so the joke is that the US likes oil a bunch? Dang I don't think I've heard of that joke before on Reddit ™️. Man these guys are really ahead of the curve on comedy.

McArtgur nuking 🦇🍴-cels would have done a lot to rehabilitate the industrial revolution tbqhwyfam

coulda shoulda woulda

they should have not listen to that swine Kissinger in the 70s

Yikes sweaty.

Nothin says rightoids like a little bit of Red Scare 2 Electric Boogaloo, with a side of McCarthyism

Long overdue, I'd say. Commies need not apply.

Imagine thinking commies have any real power in the US lmao. This is your brain on neoliberal propaganda.

Oh they don't hold real power, but that won't stop them from trying. We should still strive to root out the communist elements in our country, nevertheless.

Communists are nothing but trouble.

Let’s start with the people who are actually causing problems aka neoliberals

Well, why not both?

Because only one of those two things is responsible for the problems facing our society and will take a Herculean effort to uproot

Sounds like you have an axe to grind with the neolibs. I too have an axe to grind, but it's for the commies.

We should just agree both needs to be taken care off, and call it good.

Try not to clench your bussy so hard. Learn to widen it like how you widen your perspective.

We should just agree both needs to be taken care off, and call it good.

We don’t, but let’s get rid of the neolibs first and then hash it out afterwards with a nice bussy sesh

As long as Commies gets to ride the chooper, I'm down.

That’s not what I said, it’s like you don’t even care about widening your bussy smh

I said I'm okay with getting ride of neolibs, or whatever strikes your fancy, as long as Commies are also getting it. Then it's time for whatever kinky stuff you have cooking.

Yeah what I was saying was let’s get rid of the neolibs and then we’ll have a discussion inshallah

Fine by me.

nothing says leftoid cope like unironically referencing mcCarthy as a bad guy

Hollywood really was full of commies, and it's a matter of historical record now lol

was

Is there any doubt that the problem with McCarthyism is that it didn't go far enough? Have you looked at modern Hollywood?

the problem, as always, is he failed

Thank God for St. Ronnie the snitch.

This but unironically. It's a shame the media was (as usual) on the wrong side of the issue. Might have been nice if they had purged the reds from our universities they way they (tried) to drive them out of Hollywood.

Lmao he was so wrong so often it actually interfered with legit mole hunting/counterintel ops

yes how dare a mere senator shine a light on CIA shenanigans

Best brain take, right here... considering it was the FBI he was pissing off and finally military intel services.

McCarthy was wrong lol

You can't expect a rightoid to keep their narrative straight past 1 president ago

Simping a drunk, idiotic, junkie to own the libs

FBI

that most respectable of institutions, that was led by a cross-dressing closeted homosexual with a penchant for blackmailing politicians? that FBI?

You just pivoted so hard it slowed the Earth’s spin

I wish I could distort reality as severely as rightoids such as yourself

you already can

Reality says that McCarthy was a fearmongering lunatic, reality says that neoliberals control the world

McCarthy was eventually proven right. The rightoids may be on to something.

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We could take the leash off of Japan and let them go wild on China like its WW2.

The Jew Rice Farmer fears the Samurai

Rice farmers are in norther China, Japan would primarily raid the southern area where the ports are. Thiskillstheexport economy.Jpg but it's probably more devastating to china's ability to import the food that they need than their own rice farming.

We will say that any wrong they have committed is really a result of past European colonization and the evils of China really just highlight the global threat of white supremacy

This sounds absolutely r-slurred which is why I expect you to be right. We'll be hearing this as a talking point on CNN eventually.

They are already saying this lmfao. A lot of super woke rslurs secretly want China to take over the world to end “h’wite supremacy”.

We get over 90% of our antibiotics from China. We're so fucking reliant on them from a pharmaceutical standpoint that we genuinely can't afford to oppose them until we're self sufficient in that regard.

They could nuke Belgium and we wouldn't do shit.

If they cut us off our medical system collapses.

Nothing. There is nothing we can do about it. Especially since we were funding it in a roundabout way. It looks bad for America as well.

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This is a decent summary that seems pretty objective after skimming it. I find it hilarious how quickly it became “much more credible” after the election.

Which makes:

The failure to get our inspectors on the ground in those early months will always hamper any investigation into the origin of COVID-19.

In the press release a lot more humorous. Fucking morons. They literally want Orange Daddy without the mean tweets and with a modicum of decorum.

Second, early efforts to spotlight a lab leak often got mixed up with speculation that the virus was deliberately created as a bioweapon

I do agree that the rightoids on average took it beyond “lab leak” and it became “intentional plan orchestrated by China to release a bioweapon and cripple the West while they stayed open” which contributed. Then again maybe it’s true what the fuck do I know I’m a disgusting Redditor

intentional plan orchestrated by China to release a bioweapon and cripple the West while they stayed open

CCP probably didn't intend to do this, but it may as well have had the same effect since the Chinese government stopped caring about it around last summer while western billionaires were able to destroy their own countries and get rich over a 99.7% survival rate.

I'm a defense consultant, which means I get paid to analyze these sorts of situations.

100% China did not release this intentionally, and I've been on lab leak from the beginning. There are too many vectors of failure (and they're already winning enough soft wars) to make this strategy even remotely feasible. Plus sinovac lags behind Western vaccines in both effectiveness and speed to market. One would assume that if they intentionally bioengineered a plague they would also engineer the vaccine for that plague before releasing it.

One would assume that if they intentionally bioengineered a plague they would also engineer the vaccine for that plague before releasing it.

While I agree with the rest of your assessment, this bit relies on the premise that the CCP would give a shit if a bunch of their own people died. Then again, they'd probably want to make sure prominent party members were protected and you'd be right they'd want a vaccine before releasing a pathogen, but it's doubtful they'd produce enough for the entire country and would probably deny it to certain groups altogether even if they did.

Exactly correct.

It's another reason why they wouldn't release it intentionally in the first place. My assumption above leads to the follow-on conclusions you brought up. 'Hmm it might look kinda fishy if we develop the vax beforehand, let's do it in secret and only vax top officials!' Very hard to keep a secret like that.

Same reason moon landing conspiracy is one of the most pants-on-head idiotic conspiracies. I can assure you, faking going to the moon is infinitely harder than just going to the moon.

Are you some kind of robot? This is probably the first intelligent conversation I can remember having on Reddit.

Keep in mind that I spend most of my time poking Pizza with a stick, so it's not like I'm chasing quality.

I mean I'm a jaded holdover from the early 2010s era of the internet, does that count? I used to love different places on this website to have 'intelligent conversations'; pretty much the only place that's left to have those is this sub right here. (Even if I try to keep my serious posting in check, I am technically on the left and thus cannot break my addiction to wordsposting)

Oh, don't sweat it. If it weren't for words words words words words we wouldn't have our favorite LOLCOW.

I don't know, I kind of feel like a virus that kills old people WAYYYYY better than young people, really works out in China's favor.

I kind of feel like a virus that kills old people WAYYYYY better than young people, really works out in China's everyone's favor.

Yea. I wouldn’t rule out potential bio weapon due to to how easily it spreads. HOWEVER probably not intentional. Most likely just research that went wrong, which isn’t much better. That said it is pretty annoying how everyone immediately jumped on the idea in general that it was created in a lab and shouted down anyone who dare think that. Like I get it. DD (R) was a dumbass but to have that visceral of a reaction to that idea is equally as r-slurred.

Certainty is for fslurs, embrace the void, all is nothing

People forgot that TDS is real and it cuts both ways.

How many rightoids pushing throat were ccp shills tho

without the mean tweets and with a modicum of decorum.

That was all there ever was to orange diddy

As if those weren't DD(R)'s most redeeming qualities.

I was being objective. It's a weird thing how people are unable to look at things objectively soon as it implicates them. Like, I'm on the left, but I'm not r-slurred. I understand how politics works. I understand people lie, take advantage, spin, etc... I see it when the right does it, and obviously I use the same reason to see the left do it.

I was saying really early on that it's clear that the MSM got in lockstep with the narrative that a lab origin is impossible, because the Dems were insisting this. Why? Because Trump wanted nothing more than look for a scapegoat to distract from his terrible handling of the pandemic during an election season. Because let's be honest about the GOP, they needed ANY propaganda and spin they could find to look past how shit tier they handled things, and Trump would have gone absolutely wild with it.

So what do the Dems do? They got in line and denied him from being able to use the theory. Dems couldn't risk Trump using it as a distraction, and it worked.

Now my position is, well, that's politics. I don't blame Democrats. Republicans do shit like this CONSTANTLY, so it's all fair game when it's a contentious political framework. But don't sit here like a fucking robotic clown and tell me you actually think it's impossible it came from a lab even though all the available evidence points towards it.

It was much simpler. Trump says X is true, Dems say that the opposite of X is true.

I mean, both sides do this, but I'm going to be fair in my reasoning, that the left does this less than the right. Here specifically, it was tactical and strategic specifically for the election because Trump would have dishonestly weaponized it.

Only read the first paragraph, but sounds a lot like this

It's okay to club babies because the other team clubs babies.

No, it's not that I like it. But it's more about understanding that this is how the game is played. I'm obviously still critical regardless of who does it. But I at least admit when my own team is clubbing babies, whereas many people never admit their own team does the same.

I don't blame Democrats. Republicans do shit like this CONSTANTLY

Uh huh

If you don't see it when Republicans do the same shit, then you are no better than these blind liberal idiots.

Oh, they definitely do it, but the idea that Blue Team and Red Team aren't racing neck-in-neck to see who can be the bigger idiot is just shooting copium.

Oh I do, I just don't think it is - or should be - acceptable under any circumstances.

And republicans ain't my team.

The other day I was being hardcore attacked for even considering this "baseless rightwing conspiracy used to fuel anti-Asian hate", for bringing it up... Even though I'm a lefty.

Now they are saying, "Well yeah, it's just responsible to look into things. Everything should be investigated. No use in shutting down possibilities!"

Their tone has changed so much. It's so frustrating how political partisans (yes you idiots on the right too are worse at times), are so fucking predictable. It's seriously like they are ran by some sort of Artificial Intelligence higher being and they are just on cruise control. But like any other game with AI, they all become so unbearably routine it begins to break the realism of the simulation.

For the past year Facebook prohibited people from suggesting that it came from a lab lmao. So glad I have multinational corporations to do my critical thinking for me.

I like when they call you people hypocrites for getting upset that multinational massive big tech (something the left is supposed to hate) is allowed to be a gatekeeper of information. Since it pissses you guys off, they are now cool with bigtech being an information gatekeeper. Yet still unironically use the meme, "The right only cares about owning the libs"

It’s seriously like they are ran by some sort of Artificial Intelligence higher being and they are just on cruise control.

Why do you think they’re pushing Billy G’s vaccine so hard 🤔

Unfortunately admitting you're wrong is political suicide. Democracy sux

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Let’s not forget the US based NIH was funding this shit. Can we just fucking obliterate the Chinese and US governments at this point? The britbongs can get rekt too, actually.

Autistic german and stinky hairy French world supremacy when?

No, Europe needs to be eradicated period. The fact that Wakanda is not the continent controlling the world is proof of mayo supremacy

India Superpower 202025 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

when we're the only country left, we'll finally be a superpower

-🛣💩

They’re a little too white adjacent, sweaty

I meant because they’re the highest earning demographic in the country, the least likely to go to jail, the most likely to go to college, he least likely to get divorced, the least likely to end up on drugs, and literally have never gotten shot by police

Yeah but I'm talking about grand Indian superpower number 1 subcontinent, not Indian Americans. Of course only the most driven and talented are going to end up here.

Estonia will be the next world superpower.

lol

The people with the strongest opinions about this are the least likely to even understand the science. Best example of mass dunning-kruger in a minute.

that's deep bro, hit me right in the feels 😂 😂 😂

REDDIT-SHIT OUT!

muh science

I still don't understand what the US is going to do with our huge reliance on just about everything being produced in China, especially for tech.

Will we sanction them? China owns a shit ton of our debt as well. So not sure that'd be the smartest move.

I feel like all we have to look forward to is WWIII taking place on Twitter instead of IRL 😔

Why are you sad about drama pls leave

I'm sad it's not as dramatic as it could be.

Our goal is to create drama. Not be satisfied with what's given.

Work harder sweaty 💅

I still don't understand what the US is going to do with our huge reliance on just about everything being produced in China, especially for tech.

China is getting too expensive and now the surrounding countries are able to compete.

That's a long play.

I'm long on drama just like every other idiot here, but we want some short term catastrophic drama every now and then.

None of that is going to happen short term.

Words words words and no action.

We're half way through 2021 and still not budging on computer chip manufacturing which is the crutch in the USA.

Not to mention the raw materials.

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-us-doesnt-make-chips-semiconductor-shortage-2021-4

I can find links too honey and pretend they mean something.

You sound like a srdine. My condolences.

Computer chip manufacturing is not china based

Supply chains have been rapidly moving out of China for a few years now. We wont rely on them much longer, and China knows this, so they too are preparing for their post industrial phase with their colonization of Africa.

China has been heavily investing in African development since the '80s.

The US isn't gonna be playin that like a fiddle and is still gonna be dependant on China for quite some time either directly or by proxy.

Of course, but manufacturing is moving to South East Asia where it's now cheaper and safer. China is developed too much to remain a source for cheap labor and production

Or were you somehow trying to argue that Wakanda is real?

owns a shit ton of our debt as well.

Not nearly as much as the other way around. Iirc far over half (2/3?) Of US national denbt is domestic, which isn't the case for Chyna since their people are still too poor to have taken on much of that debt.

Burgers revealed that UFO videos are legit and no one cared, the Ch1nk5 probably created the virus but it’ll be buried by Demi Lovato becoming a man or something

Funnily the Pentagon released those UFO videos last year within two days of DDR freezing funding for that lab in Wuhan.

When not even Aliens work as smoke screens anymore

Qoomer-tier comment

Wait...Demi Lovato's not a man?

Political cope is like stocks. Someone always loses when someone wins and vice versa.

Wtf are all these reddit tier comments. Jannies please lock the gates again.

This but unironically.

I’ve been saying since they opened up. Is over. This place is so cucked as it is, and now unapprovedcels are our bulls.

There’s no use fighting it. Just gotta repeat the same overused tropes they always do ironically when replying to a Reddit tier post. Just annoy them with their own stupidity.

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"cynical" drama subscribers who believe powerful people get held accountable for their misdeeds.

Maybe we can hold them responsible 🤔😩

Stealing Pelosi's podium is probably as far as we're willing to go.

That man deserves a Purple Heart for his patriotism and service to our nation.

As if we can be bothered to pick up and carry anything. Can't we just hire some poors to do it?

Only because all dramaposters think we are powerful for our ability to be edgy on Reddit but at the same time get cucked by Reddit gigajannies. This is literal projection by dramanauts.

How is DDR so r-slurred that he stumbles onto the right conclusions? This isn't the only example, either. There has been many times where he accidentally did something good because he didn't fundamentally understand the situation.

Have you heard the time travel theory?

Search the term "idiot savant."

All that Elnett hairspray he be huffing.

Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src

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I'm gonna seriouspost here for a sec as a biochem student and soon to be burger flipper:

Reputable studies have determined that the WuFlu was in all likelihood not genetically engineered, so if it did indeed leak from a lab, it must necessarily be the result of GoF research (which Rand Paul has been toasting Fauci about recently).

The thing is, that it should be relatively simple to determine if the pathogen was the product of such research or not:

  1. Acquire the relevant experimental protocols for GoF research from the Wuhan lab
  2. Reproduce and repeat these experiments a statistically significant amount of times
  3. Compare the "end result" with the strain of Covid first isolated in Wuhan
  4. ????
  5. Profit

If the Shanghai Shivers was a product of such research, then the pathogens you'd get after repeating the GoF experiments should be very similar to the actual virus.

This way, you could give the Lab Leak theory an actual %-chance of probability.

Acquire the relevant experimental protocols for GoF research from the Wuhan lab

Have you read that Yuri Deigin post on exactly that subject, the published research from the lab?

tl;dr: Reverse genetics techniques and lung tissue from BLT-L humanized mice for serial passaging.

I come here for the memes but stay for the seriousposts 👌

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Reminder that Blumf removed our scientists from wuhan and reduced our ability to investigate

If you were paying attention you could've seen this situation from a mile away.

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OP title isn't really accurate. There was an investigation however the results are not conclusive so they are putting more effort to determine which of those two scenarios would be likely.

TBF to biden I don't remember seeing anything like this with Iraq and look where that got the US.

OP title isn't really accurate.

https://i.imgur.com/sN270H9.gif

I swear I read an article last year that said the structure of Covid indicated it couldn't have been made in a lab. Or maybe I misread it. I dunno.