Don’t play. You know Lawlz is packing. Every autistic and special kid I ever saw in the gym locker room in high school was hanging dong. That shit wrapped around thighs and back around. It was insane. I couldn’t stop looking at that Special Ed moosecock just flaunting around in their tight unyielding tight whiteys.
Because of this Lawlz can pull any thot he wants if he just strips down.
I'm old enough to remember when chubby chicks knew they were a dime a dozen and that they shouldn't press their luck if they didn't want to be alone. You young people just keep ruining the things that used to make life worthwhile.
People will say shit like “fat chicks give the best head”, etc. but as someone who’s had too many end-of-the-party experiences they’re very hit or miss. Most are just as shitty in bed as they are at the gym.
The best bet for slams are law school and med school chicks. They’re all work hard/play hard types who are stressed as fuck looking for a release, and since they’re so Type A in their day jobs they just want to get dominated in bed.
I've done the walk of shame once after a Halloween party
Hooked up with a 5 foot whore named Mandy. It was ok I guess. She was easily 30 bmi or more. Was scared of stds but I guess I'm good near a decade+ later
Posting Merrick is basically cheating. Lol. After last year, half of left Twitter doesn’t like her too much due to her promoting her only fans on tragedy news tweets and she’s always made rightoids seethe.
i had no idea who she was before this post but everything I hear about her just makes her sound more hilarious. Basically a dramanaught who's not just pretending to be rslurred.
I never got why rightoids get mad at this stuff all your watching is a genetic flunky removing himself from the gene pool. It just makes more room for the future generations of high test gigachads raised by strong fathers
Yeah, they're both cringe and so easy to shit on. Rightoids had their brains turned into mush so they're crying about the decline of aryan race and leftoids have their brains turned into mush so dunking on these two weirdos and getting 30 likes for it is probably highlight of their day.
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156 trailerparkmalarkey 2021-05-27
Holy fuck is that Lawlz? I know he was considering lasik a while back and claims to have been talking to women, but this seems a little extreme.
https://m.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7
71 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
Nah different guy, name is Socialism Done Left. He got exposed for a few racey tweets recently
19 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-05-27
Then he makes since for merrick then if you know anything about her tbh.
11 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-27
Imagine. Ishygddt.
-2 kabreo 2021-05-27
Ishygddt? Are you having a stroke?
15 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-27
Reported for being an insufferable Zoomer.
4 Celebration_Awkward 2021-05-27
I sure hope you guys don't do this.
You're welcome.
7 human-no560 2021-05-27
what did merrick do
16 employee10038080 2021-05-27
She got some nice titties
69 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-27
Don’t play. You know Lawlz is packing. Every autistic and special kid I ever saw in the gym locker room in high school was hanging dong. That shit wrapped around thighs and back around. It was insane. I couldn’t stop looking at that Special Ed moosecock just flaunting around in their tight unyielding tight whiteys.
Because of this Lawlz can pull any thot he wants if he just strips down.
49 CertifiedSheep 2021-05-27
You molested a sped, didn’t you? Let it out, this is a safe space
29 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-27
Dude, Bussy, lmao
7 CertifiedSheep 2021-05-27
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10 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-27
Oh yea. Autocorrect changed it to Buddy so I hade to make a change.
Make sure I was very clear 🥵🥵🥵
3 cassiorolex 2021-05-27
Huh?
29 bussy_im_coomin 2021-05-27
I look forward to seeing this same comment spoken by snappy in an unrelated thread.
17 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-27
I’d settle for custom flair that says Lawlz Fetish.
I love being publicly humiliated
8 IraqiLobster 2021-05-27
K
2 ohheckyeah 2021-05-27
boring spastic zoomerism
146 jubbergun 2021-05-27
I'm old enough to remember when chubby chicks knew they were a dime a dozen and that they shouldn't press their luck if they didn't want to be alone. You young people just keep ruining the things that used to make life worthwhile.
92 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-05-27
Fat girls used to be the ones you take home at the end of the night when you struck out with everyone else
82 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-05-27
Now they think they’re people, despite having 2 strikes against them.
3 strikes if they’re a commie (which is all too common) because fuck chapos.
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75 CertifiedSheep 2021-05-27
People will say shit like “fat chicks give the best head”, etc. but as someone who’s had too many end-of-the-party experiences they’re very hit or miss. Most are just as shitty in bed as they are at the gym.
The best bet for slams are law school and med school chicks. They’re all work hard/play hard types who are stressed as fuck looking for a release, and since they’re so Type A in their day jobs they just want to get dominated in bed.
My drunk ramblings about drunk experiences.
43 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-27
Common misunderstanding. Fat bears give the best head.
21 CertifiedSheep 2021-05-27
Well there was my fuck up. I'd ask you but I know you're too much of a bitch to grow a decent beard.
19 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-27
The only beardless man that has ever entered my house was a gimp.
17 CertifiedSheep 2021-05-27
And so it was written. Inshallah, brother.
5 TheRealChtulhu 2021-05-27
Allah the almighty
7 CardiologistMolko 2021-05-27
Like a dog eating hot chips
32 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
this.
24 Corporal-Hicks 2021-05-27
ive banged plenty of fat chicks. They are kindof hit and miss. some make a sammich, some dont.
12 cassiorolex 2021-05-27
I've done the walk of shame once after a Halloween party
Hooked up with a 5 foot whore named Mandy. It was ok I guess. She was easily 30 bmi or more. Was scared of stds but I guess I'm good near a decade+ later
2 CopeSeetheDial8 2021-05-27
I go out of my way to cyberbully fat women on the internet 🗿
77 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-27
Truly extraordinary bait.
36 choo-chootrain 2021-05-27
Yeah its using politics to draw more people into your humiliation fetish.
9 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-27
Orgasm-inducing bait then.
59 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
dude bussy lmao
42 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-05-27
Posting Merrick is basically cheating. Lol. After last year, half of left Twitter doesn’t like her too much due to her promoting her only fans on tragedy news tweets and she’s always made rightoids seethe.
37 heretobefriends 2021-05-27
I admire the unashamed slutposting, tbh.
26 bussy_im_coomin 2021-05-27
i had no idea who she was before this post but everything I hear about her just makes her sound more hilarious. Basically a dramanaught who's not just pretending to be rslurred.
Plus she's got big fat milkers.
37 SJCards 2021-05-27
She's a Fed.
50 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
They both are. Every twitter leftist is.
16 ChapoDestroyer 2021-05-27
Always have been. 🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
36 UnexpectedLizard 2021-05-27
Am I getting old or is zoomer English unintelligible?
25 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
Nobody understands what they’re saying, we just follow what the crowds saying
5 Tactical_L 2021-05-27
It’s like are slash chiraqology
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10 BroboxylicAcid 2021-05-27
Both.
27 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-27
I wish I had simps like this. OP dope user name
18 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
🥰
20 __TIE_Guy 2021-05-27
fucking love bezos.
21 Blowyourdad69 2021-05-27
I never got why rightoids get mad at this stuff all your watching is a genetic flunky removing himself from the gene pool. It just makes more room for the future generations of high test gigachads raised by strong fathers
18 vrzv 2021-05-27
>moids
15 employee10038080 2021-05-27
How is it that so many people don't understand it's a joke? Twitter just to used to seething at everything?
14 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
I think people understand it’s a joke, just they are already hated by the online left. They are also very ugly
6 theabsolutestateof 2021-05-27
I spin the wheel every day
1 Woolgun 2021-05-27
Yeah, they're both cringe and so easy to shit on. Rightoids had their brains turned into mush so they're crying about the decline of aryan race and leftoids have their brains turned into mush so dunking on these two weirdos and getting 30 likes for it is probably highlight of their day.
Sad all around for everyone involved.
8 aqouta 2021-05-27
hot
6 The_trumpster_lad 2021-05-27
Gussy or Bussy, which is better? 👇
57 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
Jannies please ban anyone who says gussy
28 SlimjobDopamine 2021-05-27
You should be ashamed that you're even asking.
21 The_trumpster_lad 2021-05-27
Just trying to weed out the racists.
9 SlimjobDopamine 2021-05-27
Well if you're including races: bussy > gussy, unless the bussy is mayo 🤮
3 PrussianGorkhali 2021-05-27
Good pfp OP
3 BezosSimp 2021-05-27
Thanks, made it myself 🤗
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1 HP_civ 2021-05-27
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3rhzv4B2wFY&feature=youtu.be
1 10inchblackhawk 2021-05-27
He might be too old for Uncle Joe to enjoy sniffing though
1 BoyOfBore 2021-05-27
Guy looks like Biff after he got punched by George.
1 TruthPains 2021-05-27
Of course she has an OF