Shit I’m an exhibitionist for deep seated reasons but this dude is a moron and this is on purpose. You don’t do that shit on a work zoom call. Plenty of other ways to get people who want to watch that are super easy on the internet and in person.
First time getting to third had another girl in a car. Who instructed but didn’t participate. None of could even drive yet, middle school.
First time getting laid we had been doing everything but in a public parking lot a lot. Then she told her friends we already had, wasn’t pressing it tbh. They called her out jokingly. She dragged me into their bathroom too prove them wrong. Everyone that was there gathered around the door to listen and yell.
So basically my formative first sexual experiences were group activities in a spectator way.
19 comments
47 ajiibrubf 2021-05-28
is sexual deviancy inherently tied to french speaking people?
14 pepperouchau 2021-05-28
Is maple syrup sticky?
7 Homofascism 2021-05-28
Mon dieu, j'espère!
36 69733348 2021-05-28
Who cares he’s hot
26 Hoes_very_Mad 2021-05-28
The others should be thankful for the view tbh
7 Unnaturalmilk02 2021-05-28
True
7 PasiphaeDNW_03 2021-05-28
low standards much?
😬😬😬
8 69733348 2021-05-28
wrong I have no standards
3 cyberdick 2021-05-28
Ghey!
34 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2021-05-28
Oh jeez you caught me in my daily morning ritual of taking a piss into a ☕ cup.
Really sorry about that, unless you liked it. Did you like it?
18 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-05-28
Shit I’m an exhibitionist for deep seated reasons but this dude is a moron and this is on purpose. You don’t do that shit on a work zoom call. Plenty of other ways to get people who want to watch that are super easy on the internet and in person.
10 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-28
Had a touchy uncle, eh?
6 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-05-28
Nah.
First time getting to third had another girl in a car. Who instructed but didn’t participate. None of could even drive yet, middle school.
First time getting laid we had been doing everything but in a public parking lot a lot. Then she told her friends we already had, wasn’t pressing it tbh. They called her out jokingly. She dragged me into their bathroom too prove them wrong. Everyone that was there gathered around the door to listen and yell.
So basically my formative first sexual experiences were group activities in a spectator way.
11 AutismSundae 2021-05-28
It’s sooooo much better than losing it in the back of a empty movie theater playing Galaxy Quest, hearing Tim Allen is traumatic
6 wow___justwow 2021-05-28
apparently it has happened before
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/liberal-mp-caught-on-camera-again-during-virtual-house-of-commons-1.6043751
lmao
5 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-28
What a Chad. I hope he was hung and did it to flex his snake for the leaf-cels
3 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2021-05-28
Same nation where this happened
2 -frozen-chosen- 2021-05-28
Is this a leaf 🍁 thing?? 👀
2 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2021-05-28
so it seems