Archeologists report that they've discovered a huge funko pop on Narwhal Island, a remote pacific island believed to have once been inhabited by a small group of post-adolescent runaways. The massive stone statue appears to be associated with the sudden and mysterious demise of the group. "We were able to identify the remains of all but one inhabitant using their old dental documents." The report goes on to say that the scientists believe that the People of Narwhal were placed in a semicircle around the statue shortly after their death..
What the fuck, another attempt to buy a reddit island?
Early 2010s plebbitors have already tried to buy an island to make their own utopia 10 years ago, check out 🏴☠️/redditisland, and now Reddit's new wh*lesome zoomer userbase is trying to do the same thing? I'm convinced that redditors of all demographics never learn.
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39 heretobefriends 2021-05-30
Close your eyes and imagine an island populated entirely by redditors.
What does that society look like in 100 years? Leave your answer in the comments below 👇
13 vrzv 2021-05-30
Imagine the smell 🤢
5 Aaronburr4president 2021-05-30
No thanks🤮
10 shut-strawberry 2021-05-30
One word Retarded.
9 Aaronburr4president 2021-05-30
Forgot fat
8 BAZAKBAL_ 2021-05-30
pic1
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2 TheCockworkGod 2021-05-30
Lol at pic 2, especially the mayowhale with the basketball American child
3 rdtscp 2021-05-30
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1 Blowyourdad69 2021-05-30
A generation of hollow eyed children who are terrified to be touched in any way by an adult
10 Copeshit 2021-05-30
What the fuck, another attempt to buy a reddit island?
Early 2010s plebbitors have already tried to buy an island to make their own utopia 10 years ago, check out 🏴☠️/redditisland, and now Reddit's new wh*lesome zoomer userbase is trying to do the same thing? I'm convinced that redditors of all demographics never learn.
2 sire_tonberry 2021-05-30
Funnily enough the new one is 🏴☠️reddit_island
8 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-30
Mod him
18 sire_tonberry 2021-05-30
He's also r slurred and used PayPal so people are suing him - perfect fit for a mod!
3 IMPEACH_DRUMPFY_NOW 2021-05-30
Only plebbitors would think to sue someone over 700 bucks
How much does a lawyer cost again?
6 RuPaulsBussy 2021-05-30
$699
2 Arbys_Official 2021-05-30
What is the context
2 PrussianGorkhali 2021-05-30
Give that man his reddit gold
1 raughtweiller622 2021-05-30
Darwinism at work. Based