The zoomers in this universe are like 2012 Tumblr distilled 100x. When they say "tag dream neg" they mean "put a content warning on your tweet if you're going to say mean things about Dream because if I see a mean comment about Dream it will give me a panic attack." I am not joking.
By virtue of fluency in this language I'll unfortunately be reporting you to the local child protective services, however I am grateful for the translation.
Once upon a time, pings had a softban. You could only ping people on a whitelist. Mods thought the coast was clear, removed it, and we got the situation of today.
I feel like some of this can arise from parents being too involved though. I mean how else would a human being come to be this sensitive to a fucking negative thing about a game? Anyone who had a tough childhood is used to having to deal with things they don't like.
At the risk of seriousposting, I've spent a lot of time lately thinking about the last century's hyperfocus on "the individual" and the lionization of prioritizing the "self" above all else. It seemed to come along as western society collectively deconstructed every kind of community someone could conceivably belong to and get value from, from religion to unions right down to the basic family unit. And then replaced their concept with broad, superficial "communities", like the queer community or the black community.
None of the time pondering has led anywhere positive.
well i do think you have great taste. i've grown accustomed to your ways, and i do enjoy your face
though this hasn't been really based on any specific literature, unless i'm subconsciously mining nietzsche and shit from my philosophy courses from almost 20 years ago. what have you been reading? it might be enlightening. and edifying!
dream neg: saying mean things about Minecraft man (i.e. "dream sucks")
dream pos: opposite of neg (i.e. "dream is awesome!")
antis: haters
mcc: Minecraft championship, event currently taking place with multiple Minecraft YouTubers from the Dream extended universe
I've been giving myself brain damage learning about fans of YouTubers from the Dream realm. If you want to do the same I've found the following terms turn up tweets that will melt your mind like a Lovecraftian horror when plugged into twitter search:
psychotics
delusional attachment
dttwt, bootwt, innitwt
pqrts, private qrts
byf
proshippers
dream antis / dream neg / dream pos
tone indicators
Plug combinations of these into the search bar to despair for humanity. For additional self flagellation, click on the accounts that show up and see if they have carrd.co links in their bios, if they do read their carrds because it is the purest form of mental illness I've seen in a while
Internet access should be granted only after one loses their virginity. If people are forced learn real social skills first, the chance of becoming terminally online would drop drastically.
I'm going to make one of those and put it on my LinkedIn. By making a direct connection between the distant ends of social media, I reckon I can collapse the entire internet
RSD is rejection sensitive dysphoria! its common in people with ADHD and basically means they get very upset if they think someone has shunner or criticized them.
I think RSD doesn't include lashing out or the more psychotic/batshit insane behaviors of BPD. More of "oh god oh no someone does not approve of me". I don't really see how it differs from social anxiety but that's that definition as I understood it.
Just from a quick skim of how these people act in other areas, it's probs bpd.
Splitting
check
mood swings
check
instability
Duh
impulsivity
this is why they think they have adhd
The internet is just a melting pot of personality disorders manifesting, the bpd label just fits well and has a massive stigma associated with it so people get assmad when you call them that.
The only people that are glad it's not allowed are people that don't play games, ruining it for humble g*mers who only want to tell people to kill themselves over the internet.
It's sad to think about. I even got banned from a game just for simply asking someone which of his parents were more disappointed in him. What has the world come to?
The stigma went away from gaming. It's like what happened to the gay community after being gay stopped being illegal. If normies don't despise you then there is nothing to cull the most pathetic members of the tribe. When you playfully send each other death threats and no one cares about the recipient anyways then it all works out. If suddenly the wider population considers them a human being and empathizes with them there is nothing to stop them from becoming this pathetic.
Yeah Its super weird. Grown men talking like and interacting with teenage girls. Then again 35+ year old men and fifteen-ish year old girls are the two worst demographics to appeal to, and that’s pretty much every modern fan base nowadays
I think it’s fighting eachother in the game. From what I remember when I was watched these videos ten years ago you try to break a block from under their feet to make them fall to the ground. Which requires building little arenas and stuff. Of course I grew out of it when I became interested in women instead
Only in a post-industrial society do I have the privilege of witnessing such a thing. If it were not for the industrial revolution and its consequences, I would only ever get to gossip about and bully the second most autistic weirdo in my town... but now we have not only access to every town's most autistic weirdo, but we are also actively cultivating a more intense and dramatic version of autism.
I really don't understand why they love this guy. He doesn't show his face so its unlikely he's hot and as far as I can see he isn't super woke. Why are they obsessed with him?
how does someone become this obsessed with a minecraft youtuber??? he doesn’t even interact with his fans in any way. it would be one thing if he was engaging with them but he literally just ignores his shitty fan base and they still love him
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286 SJCards 2021-05-30
This has to be some of the most concentrated, potent autism out there. Gaymer fentanyl.
259 RalphORama 2021-05-30
The zoomers in this universe are like 2012 Tumblr distilled 100x. When they say "tag dream neg" they mean "put a content warning on your tweet if you're going to say mean things about Dream because if I see a mean comment about Dream it will give me a panic attack." I am not joking.
184 SJCards 2021-05-30
By virtue of fluency in this language I'll unfortunately be reporting you to the local child protective services, however I am grateful for the translation.
134 RalphORama 2021-05-30
I'd prefer a simple bullet to my temple, much easier than involving bureaucrats
35 IraqiLobster 2021-05-30
Involve the right bureaucrats and you can get that
11 b95csf 2021-05-30
still takes a fuckton of time and paperwork
plus the poor guy would get exposed to more of this bullshit
5 JeanPeuplu 2021-05-30
Just put on a fursuit and call the ATF, it's the fastest way.
1 b95csf 2021-05-30
74 JimieWhales 2021-05-30
@xNotch, I hold you personally responsible for this. You need to kill the monster you've made.
17 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-30
Damn. Bring back pinging
9 JimieWhales 2021-05-30
It's pretty absurd you can't even ping the moderators of this cursed sub.
2 Bummunism 2021-05-30
Once upon a time, pings had a softban. You could only ping people on a whitelist. Mods thought the coast was clear, removed it, and we got the situation of today.
54 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-30
This is what happens when you destroy the predators and the prey animals breed out of control
Endangered animal status for bullies when
20 IronyChungus88 2021-05-30
Now. There's already so few left in the wild. Petitioning mommy AOC rn.
24 dogscutter 2021-05-30
I swear what does half that shit mean?
37 thenortheastface 2021-05-30
It means those people's mind is broken and their parents didn't care about them.
1 GARGANTUAN_ANUS 2021-05-30
I feel like some of this can arise from parents being too involved though. I mean how else would a human being come to be this sensitive to a fucking negative thing about a game? Anyone who had a tough childhood is used to having to deal with things they don't like.
9 jubbergun 2021-05-30
Thank God these people can't communicate in actual English.
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35 BoomersForYang2024 2021-05-30
It's us old folks' fault... we've enabled their autism + allowed it to ferment into a fine whine.
15 -Kite-Man- 2021-05-30
I think this is just what people are like now
Admittedly I interact with very few of them outside the wife though.
7 b95csf 2021-05-30
pls no
37 -Kite-Man- 2021-05-30
At the risk of seriousposting, I've spent a lot of time lately thinking about the last century's hyperfocus on "the individual" and the lionization of prioritizing the "self" above all else. It seemed to come along as western society collectively deconstructed every kind of community someone could conceivably belong to and get value from, from religion to unions right down to the basic family unit. And then replaced their concept with broad, superficial "communities", like the queer community or the black community.
None of the time pondering has led anywhere positive.
8 b95csf 2021-05-30
yeah we got some Letzter Mensch shit going on now
6 cassiorolex 2021-05-30
I see you went downthe 1850 to 1920 literature world redpill like me too huh
I think we are now besties
2 -Kite-Man- 2021-05-30
well i do think you have great taste. i've grown accustomed to your ways, and i do enjoy your face
though this hasn't been really based on any specific literature, unless i'm subconsciously mining nietzsche and shit from my philosophy courses from almost 20 years ago. what have you been reading? it might be enlightening. and edifying!
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1 CrystalEffinMilkweed 2021-05-30
How could it
171 RalphORama 2021-05-30
definitions
I've been giving myself brain damage learning about fans of YouTubers from the Dream realm. If you want to do the same I've found the following terms turn up tweets that will melt your mind like a Lovecraftian horror when plugged into twitter search:
Plug combinations of these into the search bar to despair for humanity. For additional self flagellation, click on the accounts that show up and see if they have carrd.co links in their bios, if they do read their carrds because it is the purest form of mental illness I've seen in a while
122 fujiste 2021-05-30
no
35 smeppel 2021-05-30
You're missing out this is fantastic.
60 Alexthebaptist 2021-05-30
Old bussytard, wtf is this?
54 RalphORama 2021-05-30
basically GeoCities but less customizable
59 cassiorolex 2021-05-30
Internet access should be restricted behind a paywall and iq exam
59 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-30
Internet access should be granted only after one loses their virginity. If people are forced learn real social skills first, the chance of becoming terminally online would drop drastically.
9 thedantho 2021-05-30
Unironically giga based
7 schadenel 2021-05-30
How are people supposed to figure out how to lose it without reading wikiHow articles on how to flirt first?
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6 Fenrir-The-Wolf 2021-05-30
Uhh, it is? What do you pay your ISP/Mobile provider for?
4 cassiorolex 2021-05-30
Are you being an intellectually dishonest low effort troll? Fuck off.
10 Fenrir-The-Wolf 2021-05-30
No need to get your knickers in a twist, chill fam.
7 TheOriginalSmileyMan 2021-05-30
if yall post more fenrix neg in my tl i swear im gonna have a panic attack omg
3 cassiorolex 2021-05-30
Is like 50 dollars a month a lot of money for you
lol
11 Fenrir-The-Wolf 2021-05-30
No, you said it should be behind a paywall. I pointed out that it already is, no need to get shitty over it mate.
1 Bumbong 2021-05-30
These children belong in a GEO group institution nevermind geocities.
52 SufferForYourCrimes 2021-05-30
Thank you for the dictionary, im not autistic so I was very confused until I read your comment
30 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-30
lying
31 ChocoOranges 2021-05-30
Legit thought you were exaggerating or joking.
this was just one of the many results I got.
Industrial society smh
20 Pokanot 2021-05-30
It's just so weird. How have these people existed this long without getting heavily bullied.
8 TheOriginalSmileyMan 2021-05-30
I'm going to make one of those and put it on my LinkedIn. By making a direct connection between the distant ends of social media, I reckon I can collapse the entire internet
3 GARGANTUAN_ANUS 2021-05-30
18 smeernootjes 2021-05-30
Minecraft youtubers still exist?
16 Ancapmeme 2021-05-30
Another term for the collection:
4 xxretartistxx 2021-05-30
This is just borderline personality disorder, why am I not surprised?
1 GARGANTUAN_ANUS 2021-05-30
I think RSD doesn't include lashing out or the more psychotic/batshit insane behaviors of BPD. More of "oh god oh no someone does not approve of me". I don't really see how it differs from social anxiety but that's that definition as I understood it.
2 xxretartistxx 2021-05-30
Just from a quick skim of how these people act in other areas, it's probs bpd.
check
check
Duh
this is why they think they have adhd
The internet is just a melting pot of personality disorders manifesting, the bpd label just fits well and has a massive stigma associated with it so people get assmad when you call them that.
9 b95csf 2021-05-30
so wait, it's just attachment disorder? they grew up with parents perma-fucked on oxy and this is the result?
5 cassiorolex 2021-05-30
I regained my virginity after reading this post.
3 lol_te_gusto 2021-05-30
Liking video games is a giant red flag for mental illness
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167 hackfraud30011999 2021-05-30
We used to send death threats to each other on Xbox Live what happened?
95 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-30
Is anyone on Earth glad that that's not allowed any more? I hear absolutely nothing but fond memories.
87 jackcaboose 2021-05-30
The only people that are glad it's not allowed are people that don't play games, ruining it for humble g*mers who only want to tell people to kill themselves over the internet.
61 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-30
Like tears in rain, all those unfucked mothers
47 jackcaboose 2021-05-30
It's sad to think about. I even got banned from a game just for simply asking someone which of his parents were more disappointed in him. What has the world come to?
10 VonFingerbang 2021-05-30
even abortion bucket is bannable now
38 thedantho 2021-05-30
The more toxic the community, the better
22 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-30
Gatekeeping rules
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59 aqouta 2021-05-30
The stigma went away from gaming. It's like what happened to the gay community after being gay stopped being illegal. If normies don't despise you then there is nothing to cull the most pathetic members of the tribe. When you playfully send each other death threats and no one cares about the recipient anyways then it all works out. If suddenly the wider population considers them a human being and empathizes with them there is nothing to stop them from becoming this pathetic.
6 loli_esports 2021-05-30
oh i got lots of death threats today :D
127 CheML 2021-05-30
This is why we need bullying
46 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-30
We really need more classes on bullying in school
Even a six week how to intensive would really help restore the natural ecosystem
95 heyeengebruikersnaam 2021-05-30
We complain about boomers but gen x and millennials have raised a generation of failed humans.
58 Notorious_GOP 2021-05-30
apple far from tree etc. etc.
17 Mathieu_van_der_Poel 2021-05-30
Turns out socrates was actually right. Every generation seems to get worse.
9 420TaylorSt 2021-05-30
shit apples.
71 Jiganada 2021-05-30
this is why I bully zoomers any chance I get.
71 Post-pre-mortem 2021-05-30
I seriously don't get it. He's just a Minecraft youtuber. Why are people obsessing over him?
41 lukushonkle 2021-05-30
Lack of father figures, and he’s smart enough to realize he can be a stand in for their sad lives.
52 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-30
Back when I was a kid, when I negged, it was merely sexually harassing girls. What is wrong with these children nowadays?
6 PrussianGorkhali 2021-05-30
Too much soy
3 RalphORama 2021-05-30
microplastics and fluoridated water
50 The_trumpster_lad 2021-05-30
These “people” can only be saved by euthanasia.
46 Gold_Morning 2021-05-30
in that third pic - that's a grown man? what the fuck? i thought all his fans were lonely zoomers
20 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-30
Yeah Its super weird. Grown men talking like and interacting with teenage girls. Then again 35+ year old men and fifteen-ish year old girls are the two worst demographics to appeal to, and that’s pretty much every modern fan base nowadays
6 TaZm1n2 2021-05-30
That’s actually just a picture of one of Dream’s friends - Sapnap. Stans love to use their group as profile pics
1 jubbergun 2021-05-30
Obviously there to groom zoomers for molestation, duh.
39 aqouta 2021-05-30
What even is competitive mine craft? Isn't it pretty open ended?
27 RalphORama 2021-05-30
I couldn't bring myself to look into it any further
13 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-30
I think it’s fighting eachother in the game. From what I remember when I was watched these videos ten years ago you try to break a block from under their feet to make them fall to the ground. Which requires building little arenas and stuff. Of course I grew out of it when I became interested in women instead
1 -Kite-Man- 2021-05-30
nah there's a quest
8 -Kite-Man- 2021-05-30
if you kill a certain hard-to-reach dragon it counts as beating the game for the sake of speed running
28 nybbas 2021-05-30
dude what the fuck is this? Where are these peoples parents?
17 b95csf 2021-05-30
exactly
23 SpaghettiStain13 2021-05-30
The campaign against bullying and its consequences, have been a disaster for the human race
23 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-30
Industrialists explain yourself!
How can any of you rslurs see this and not think the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race?
11 itsnotmyfault 2021-05-30
Only in a post-industrial society do I have the privilege of witnessing such a thing. If it were not for the industrial revolution and its consequences, I would only ever get to gossip about and bully the second most autistic weirdo in my town... but now we have not only access to every town's most autistic weirdo, but we are also actively cultivating a more intense and dramatic version of autism.
2 cassiorolex 2021-05-30
Hyper reality now!
2 Homofascism 2021-05-30
Sun shaman said eat the death berries to reach spiritual realm.
21 Pokanot 2021-05-30
I really don't understand why they love this guy. He doesn't show his face so its unlikely he's hot and as far as I can see he isn't super woke. Why are they obsessed with him?
16 Cel9099 2021-05-30
Softest generation ever
12 sips_white_monster 2021-05-30
Even worse than K-pop fans.
14 VonFingerbang 2021-05-30
At least K-pop fans are usually on the offensive
9 JesseJump108 2021-05-30
how does someone become this obsessed with a minecraft youtuber??? he doesn’t even interact with his fans in any way. it would be one thing if he was engaging with them but he literally just ignores his shitty fan base and they still love him
8 Timorm0rtis 2021-05-30
These people need to go outside and plant a tree or two. Thousand.
6 Tactical_L 2021-05-30
What is this the 3rd time this joker’s been exposed for cheating?
1 RalphORama 2021-05-30
It's a continuation of the saga. He got caught a while ago, denied it, just now recanted and "just realized" he "accidentally" cheated
5 Sleepywalker69 2021-05-30
K-pop stans and 12 year olds name a better combo
5 xXGoobyXx 2021-05-30
It never even started for zoomers
3 AntiLuke 2021-05-30
What is that flag that they have on their cheeks? Two of the irl pics had it and the minecraft profile had one too.
2 user2872 2021-05-30
That's the lesbian pride flag
3 AnnArchist 2021-05-30
The absolutely state of gamers
3 wow___justwow 2021-05-30
such a high standard like "don't cheat"?
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