Love how twitter replies can be used in articles without anyone batting an eye.

That way you can push an agenda and remain impartial by just quoting what you want to say. It's not an opinion piece, honest, just reporting what other people are saying. In the case of this article, they're clearly not trying to hide it as an opinion piece but using select quotes to prop up their side and make it seem like it's more talked about than it is.

1. Get hired by shitty website

2. Create throwaway Twitter account

3. Tweet your opinions

4. Quote your own anonymous tweets in your unbiased article

5. ????

6. Cry about why you can't afford an apartment in Brooklyn

Journalism is dead. Truth is dead as well.

journalism is dead

It was never alive to begin with because journos arent human

"If I were a father and had a daughter who was seduced, I would not despair over her. But if I had a son who became a journalist and continued to remain one for five years, I would give him up." - Søren Kierkegaard.

"The only qualities essential for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a plausible manner and a little literary ability". -Nicholas Tomalin

"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers." - Mahatma Gandhi

A lot of very smart people are saying it's the future of journalism.

It's pretty much the same with Stackoverflow and programming.

Copypasta.

But at least programmers aren't journos.

I mean it's a close tie to the bottom of the barrel, don't get me wrong.

He held out for all this time. Just let the man have a bit fun.

Seriously. He hasn't sniffed a single child in public for at least 6 months. Let the man sniff.

He’s not a sniffer. That’s just his stutter

The lizard/ayy bankers forgot to give him his daily fix of underage trussy and this is what happens. They really dropped their standards for professionalism ever since Obama got re-elected.

'I love those barrettes in your hair, man,' the President said to the girl, who was sitting at the side of the stage

'I tell you what, look at her, she looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed,

I really hope he delivers something good on the UAP front soon. The dramacoin potential is off the charts, guys. Just visit the relevant communities, sort by top of last month, and enjoy the ride.

Regardless of the explanation for what they are, it is really fascinating. It's one of the few "conspiracy" ideas I'll drink the Kool aid on.

Are the tictac-newfrens a bunch of space gretas? Are the aquaticels taking revenge on us? Do interdimensional balls of concentrated consciousness float through space? Are the nordics and grays inviting us into the galactic federation? Are we the spawn of space yakub? Are high-ranking religious loons preventing disclosure? Where's the good footage, Fravor? Elizondo? Lue? Who are these people anyway? Maybe it's a trick of the lizardpeople/Chinese/CIA? No, it's the Nazis. That's right. You've heard it here first, folks!

explain please, its not like he sexualized her like say this..he complimented her barrettes, which I do to my daughter every time she wears them. then he said she looks grown up/mature. its not like he said he is going to be dating her or anything. who would say something like that?

This is what partisan politics does to a mfer

Lmao Obama broke rightoids brains they literally fantasize about libs having sex with kids

It is a pretty weird thing for him to say. But I also believe that all politicians are rapists so I’m just impartially creeped out

Meanwhile an unironic kidfucker has already started his GOP 2024 campaign.

I always knew Trump would run again

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If she's 19 I'm 19

Watching rightoids desperately try to blow everything Biden does up into some grand event because he's too boring to attack with any substance is hilarious.

Guy literally said a kid looked grown up based on how she was sitting and rightoids tried to manufacture a scandal.

I agree with what you said, but because you're pizza I disagree with you

What's new.

Your account

How long did it take for people to find out his pizzaness? I remember he posted some gaymer drama 10ish days but hadn't shown his power level yet

Idk I didn't know it was him until someone said it was yesterday.

3-4 days I think

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Cope pizza your king is a kiddie sniffer

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You're super cringe.

No u 😘

Sounds like what a kiddie sniffer defender would say

Literally every time i see someone say something dumb they're from stupidpol.

Stupidpol is LITERALLY in the name. You have so much material to work with here it’s almost criminally lazy. 😴

The thing is stupidpol posters don't think they're stupid, they think they're making fun of stupid identity politics.

I don’t believe it but you have actually left me speechless. What does this even have to do with any of your previous comments?

I can't tell if this is a troll or not.

You can just say something like “shut up ur subreddit literally has stupid in its name 😂” and leave it there thereby winning the argument. Instead you state the obvious.

You are a stupid dumb dumb.

Sorry, it's true because I have never posted on stupidpol. 🤯

That's exactly what a stupidpol poster would say.

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Your*

Biden article, negative score comment. Who else could it be???

you're actually right for this specific instance, but given all of DDD's photographed nose escapades he doesn't have the benefit of the doubt