They banned all the "HaRdCoRe" gaymers that say mean/naughty words and weren't constantly affirming trains and foids in voice chat.. This is what the games are left with.
It’s like the trains but instead of identifying as a gender you identify as someone who spontaneously does the worm when they watch the wrong Pokémon episode
Daily reminder that less that 2% of people with epilepsy are actually sensitive to flashing lights. Many epileptics don't even realize this. So next time someone goes on a rant about flashing lights, remember that it's highly unlikely that they actually experience photoepilepsy.
Literally just got into Apex yesterday lol, fun coincidence. Gotta say, it's... frustrating. Especially since you're forced to rely on two randos, usually against (sometimes multiple) full squads of three other people, since there's no solo mode.
It definitely handles/looks better than Fortnite and isn't a huge space hog like Warzone, but I dunno if I'm gonna keep at it for long if I have to just keep chancing it with unwashed g*mers 🤢
Yeah, I'm considering harassing a couple into playing lol. Though most barely even game these days, and if they do it's one or two games for a few hours a day.
Someone online had recommended it to me after I'd mentioned I'd been getting into Fortnite lately. I have one or two IRL friends who've apparently played it as well, but I haven't talked to them about it yet since I want to fully learn the mechanics before weighing a team down.
Hah, I would but I refuse to let anyone I don't personally know see me absolutely eat shit in my first ~20 hours of playtime. Maybe I'll take you up on it once I git a little gud, though.
Will do, once I get a little better and don't just insta-die in combat lol. Every time I think I'm getting better, my squad immediately runs up against a pack of rank 50+ spergs who just completely overwhelm us and can somehow get headshots on moving targets from like 300+ yards away.
Though one dude and I did outlast our third and still win yesterday, so far my only trios win, where he had rezzed me at a spawn point outside the ring and I barely made it back in, and had no guns. So I just charged at the last squad, and punched them to death while he covered me lmao. Probably my only "fun" match so far tbh, out of like 30something.
first and foremost, if you have epilepsy, you really shouldn't be playing videogames. you're putting your life in danger. is a small shot of dopamine from killing ttv.wraith.ihateblacks.2009 really worth over saving your own goddang life? im not going to gatekeep who can consume what media, but dude, seriously?
second of all, the phobia:
when i heard the news of doom 2016, i got real excited. then, i saw the gore. oh my fucking god, that shit really grossed me out. it made me vomit and feel dizzy just seeing it. but, when the game released, i decided to soldier on through it. i eventually got over it. now, when i glory kill, or saw through a fat fucking mancubus, i get fucking ecstatic. if you bear enough of something you can get over it. simple as.
and:
The world can't cater to every phobia people have in the world. If it is an issue of seizures I get it, this is just a ridiculous case where 1 person (maybe in the entire game) are requesting devs stop working on serious issues because this guy is afraid of twinkling lights. It sucks for him but "come on man", sometimes you need to carry your own burdens.
when i heard the news of doom 2016, i got real excited. then, i saw the gore. oh my fucking god, that shit really grossed me out. it made me vomit and feel dizzy just seeing it.
mandatory liveleak classes when? being that pathetic needs to stop.
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208 alakavat 2021-05-30
"I can't play a colorful shooter game made for children because I'm scared of glitter."
The absolute state of gaymers.
19 xXGoobyXx 2021-05-30
Weren’t gaymers supposed to be hardcore? Now they can’t handle some glitter
16 MrSilk13642 2021-05-30
They banned all the "HaRdCoRe" gaymers that say mean/naughty words and weren't constantly affirming trains and foids in voice chat.. This is what the games are left with.
This is the tax we now must pay.
7 xXGoobyXx 2021-05-30
Man I miss being able to say gaymer words in chat.
1 Individual_Skill_663 2021-05-30
Hardcore! Yes 😉
9 MrSilk13642 2021-05-30
The absolute state of humanity, actually.
75 boombago 2021-05-30
sparkalabarpala? what's that?
123 shwoooooop 2021-05-30
made up shit by neurotic attention hoor
10 areyouabeer 2021-05-30
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3rJmoNlBjEE
6 rchelgren 2021-05-30
crossover of the best two subs on this shit page when
2 GARGANTUAN_ANUS 2021-05-30
Excuse me, did you bang my HOOR wife?
27 Tactical_L 2021-05-30
It’s like the trains but instead of identifying as a gender you identify as someone who spontaneously does the worm when they watch the wrong Pokémon episode
62 PCBOARDGAME 2021-05-30
It was mostly about epilepsy and he framed it weird.
5 GARGANTUAN_ANUS 2021-05-30
Daily reminder that less that 2% of people with epilepsy are actually sensitive to flashing lights. Many epileptics don't even realize this. So next time someone goes on a rant about flashing lights, remember that it's highly unlikely that they actually experience photoepilepsy.
3 MagicalZamboni 2021-05-30
I don't know, someone who legitimately has epilepsy would probably just say so
53 dawnofthedawgs 2021-05-30
"i want to play game but i am afraid of glitter"
solution a: stop attention seeking
solution b: dont be afraid of glitter
solution c: find a video game that is similar but doesnt have glitter
30 cyberdick 2021-05-30
What was the Dev reply?
130 reptilia_remastered 2021-05-30
From 28 days ago . They’ve done nothing lol
125 15nelsoc 2021-05-30
His concentrated sperging got a: "Damn, that sucks" 😂
56 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-30
Wtf I love these video game developers
23 ironicshitpostr 2021-05-30
Should have sold DLC to remove it tho
14 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-30
Should have sold a DLC named after that sperg, that is full of glittering, strobing shit.
13 fujiste 2021-05-30
Literally just got into Apex yesterday lol, fun coincidence. Gotta say, it's... frustrating. Especially since you're forced to rely on two randos, usually against (sometimes multiple) full squads of three other people, since there's no solo mode.
It definitely handles/looks better than Fortnite and isn't a huge space hog like Warzone, but I dunno if I'm gonna keep at it for long if I have to just keep chancing it with unwashed g*mers 🤢
10 reptilia_remastered 2021-05-30
Facts. If you can get a good group of friends to play it’s a lot of fun. Try playing Arena if you’re solo queing
3 fujiste 2021-05-30
Yeah, I'm considering harassing a couple into playing lol. Though most barely even game these days, and if they do it's one or two games for a few hours a day.
1 CoolHairGames 2021-05-30
Why would you play team games without a pre-made team? Do you enjoy shoving toothpicks under your nails?
2 fujiste 2021-05-30
Someone online had recommended it to me after I'd mentioned I'd been getting into Fortnite lately. I have one or two IRL friends who've apparently played it as well, but I haven't talked to them about it yet since I want to fully learn the mechanics before weighing a team down.
0 somestupidname1 2021-05-30
I will play duos with you if you post something dramatic for us.
2 fujiste 2021-05-30
Hah, I would but I refuse to let anyone I don't personally know see me absolutely eat shit in my first ~20 hours of playtime. Maybe I'll take you up on it once I git a little gud, though.
17 Zozbot 2021-05-30
zoz
15 Zozbot 2021-05-30
zle
14 Zozbot 2021-05-30
zozzle
2 DeadlyRNG 2021-05-30
I will also play, I'm not good either lol but hmu whenever.
1 fujiste 2021-05-30
Will do, once I get a little better and don't just insta-die in combat lol. Every time I think I'm getting better, my squad immediately runs up against a pack of rank 50+ spergs who just completely overwhelm us and can somehow get headshots on moving targets from like 300+ yards away.
Though one dude and I did outlast our third and still win yesterday, so far my only trios win, where he had rezzed me at a spawn point outside the ring and I barely made it back in, and had no guns. So I just charged at the last squad, and punched them to death while he covered me lmao. Probably my only "fun" match so far tbh, out of like 30something.
10 AnalSexWithLatinas 2021-05-30
I don't know if I want video g#mes to be banned or bullying to be normalized.
1 GARGANTUAN_ANUS 2021-05-30
¿Porque no los dos?
1 AnalSexWithLatinas 2021-05-30
si si
8 sit-small_make-dirt 2021-05-30
12 autistic people complaining about a game is not “Drama”. It is “Shit”.
19 reptilia_remastered 2021-05-30
Cool it with the sparkalaphobic remarks
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7 shareholderino 2021-05-30
where is the drama
79 1manadeal2btw 2021-05-30
I would prefer mocking crippled people than drama tbh.
6 shareholderino 2021-05-30
posts like these are why arr drama needs another culling
t. unapprovedcel
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41 reptilia_remastered 2021-05-30
and:
Plenty of more in the thread.
41 fujiste 2021-05-30
based epilepsy truther
9 ihatesmugpeople 2021-05-30
mandatory liveleak classes when? being that pathetic needs to stop.
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6 Bumbong 2021-05-30
Literally just mod the glitter out you pussy.
5 CoolHairGames 2021-05-30
> 1.3 KD
Why would anyone listen to a shitter?
4 MYNAMEjef174652 2021-05-30
Tumblrites have pretty much fucked any public discourse around mental health.
For the love of god unban porn there. Containment boards work.
2 tiptopkitkat 2021-05-30
so is the person a cat?