Speed runners are literally the end level of any self aware modernity. Doing the same pointless task over and over again for no sake but some arbitrary number, all of it spent indoors, playing a game to simulate what it’s like outdoors.
We’ve genuinely become too accepting on people wasting hours upon hours on video games, what a fucking travesty.
I remember a 4chan comment that basically said that speedrunning is depriving us of scientific advancement.
Before vidya, an autistic person would spend their entire life recording the stars so some actual genius like Kepler could come along and put numbers to it, but instead they’re cutting 0.005 seconds off a 25 year old mario speedrun.
There's more to it. It's almost always a game that they grew up with in their childhood. These people are disillusioned (no longer interested) in the real world (I can't blame them), instead they want to cling to that childhood experience. Probably because it was the only time they were truly happy. You see the same with modern movies which are no longer original but just remakes and reboots of old franchises, banking in on the nostalgia factor because everyone wants to go back to their childhood.
Speedrunning is basically a cope against ageing. It's always some dude in his late 20's / early 30's.
that speedrunning is depriving us of scientific advancement.
That's amusing, but they couldn't cope with something as simple as basic data entry. We're talking about of a group of people who constantly do the same thing and >99.9999% of the time they fail at it. As with any slot machine, some lucky cunt beats the record.
If anything, speedrunning is a voluntary containment program. After the government practically outlawed life-term mental institution, many were thrown into the prison population, but a few brave souls have remained in their homes distracted by video games.
That’s interesting, and it does propose a bit of a chicken or the egg problem, ie are speedrunners mentally ill becuase of speed running or does speed running attract the mentally ill.
How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece of shit goddamn game just so I could get world records and feel good about myself. It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people speedrun really. It's so that they like can get a world record... Because, like, no one who speedruns is a fuckin millionaire. Y'know, fuckin hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate, and getting world record is the only way they can feel good about themselves. And like, how many fucking hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fuckin do is waste my life away trying to world records for a temporary goddamn high. Which'll last, fuckin, a week or so, until it goes away. And Ace exposes me for the world record shitter I am. Fucking hell dude, it's a complete joke. Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has come up with.
I get more satisfaction mowing my lawn and doing some small gardening tasks and house work than I do building huge monolith CRUD web apps for my company.
At least I get paid well to develop web shit apps.
I can't imagine playing the same game over and over and over again for slight gains. Like, bro, how about instead of that, you go run or work out and see REAL LIFE EXP GAINS. Fucking nerds.
Break down the fourth wall to understand the dissociated, Kafka-esque nightmare of a video game speedrun.
Every day Link wakes up in his village but instead of a grand epic adventure, he must detonate bombs at his feet to push him into oblivion and awake at the final cutscene.
I once held a speedrun record for a single level in Bloons Tower 5 and while I was not openly borderline suicidal, I was still suicidal. I'd say you're right on the money with this one chief!
The context is that DarkViperAu is a YouTube streamer that specialises in GTA V speed/challenge runs. Some of his stuff is pretty interesting but he gets into drama easily due to his argumentative, overly dramatic personality. Recently he’s been trying to do the whole game without ever getting hit, but recently someone beat him to it using his strategies
He responded to this by blacklisting the runner from being mentioned in his discord, having a 20 minute rant on stream calling him a scum fuck for not sharing strategies with him. His mindset essentially is that this run takes away the accomplishment he would’ve gotten from being the first to finish the game without getting hit. There’s also a detail and this is in the video linked where there’s a section he sort of laments that since it’s not a speedrun category there’s no incentive to check a run to make sure the person isn’t cheating. So the guy is incredibly disrespectful and salty that someone got there first, despite that as a more popular figure his run is likely to overshadow the first. A memorable quote from the audio is something along the lines of “why would I want to associate with [the runner who beat me]?” as a justification for banning someone from his discord for beating him in a video game. In response to the run DVAU posted this comment to areSpeedrun (this is the full thing):
I shouldn't publicly comment, but allow me to explain.
I have known for quite some time other people were doing runs of this category. People who could run everyday, from dawn til dusk. People who had no need to be entertaining, had fewer obligations, and fewer distractions.
Sharing of information with these people was almost entirely one sided, or at the very least everything I developed for the run was public knowledge but the inverse was not true. The result was that anyone running alongside me was getting far more information about what was needed to be done and what was needed to be avoided. They additionally had a rich foundation to build off for their runs, something I lacked when I started, meaning anyone who begun later was far ahead compared to where I was when I began. Strats were developed by me that were used by others, while I was given at best limited information about anything anyone else learned or developed. Anyone who shared so little in a speedrunning context would be ostracized and disparaged by everyone within the community.
With this knowledge of being one versus a horde, I was under far more pressure to finally complete a run that I had already completed segmented half a year ago and that I was a mere 1 damage from completing for the first time 4 months ago. If I knew that if I failed to be first everyone would know, it would be the first thing people would comment. This was true for literally no one else alive.
The continued knowledge that I was running at a disadvantage with a quickly running out clock caused me to prioritize doing runs even when I should have been recovering from illness or fulfilling other obligations. In my attempt to beat this clock I suffered mentally, physically, financially, and even in terms of people perception of my character. People would spam "take a break" at me all day, knowing nothing of this context. It was my own little personal hell. I of course did have to do some things other than OHKO runs but I could not fully enjoy or avoid stress and guilt whilst away from the runs for even a day.
One could imagine your completion of this run would have been a relief, this is not so. Ultimately all the suffering I went through now matters far less. An achievement I coveted can now never be obtained regardless of what I do. The eons that I have fallen behind in speedrunning, potentially to never recover, were spent on a quest that can never be completed.
Given this context, what sort of response did you expect from me upon your success? A hug? Your success here does me no favours, on the contrary, it makes my life considerably worse with the added fun that I will need to field questions about this from dawn til dusk. Why on earth would I want to associate with someone who took a solved category and hoarded optimizations for months until they beat the current best? Again, if you did this for any speedrun with an active community people would rightly spit on you.
Obviously you can conduct yourself in whatever way you see fit, and do whatever you see fit, but similarly I can do the same. I have no obligation to like you, cheer you, or associate with you in any capacity. I will exercise this right, and continue to attempt to self-ostracize myself from the wider internet. I obviously will continue to do runs because I am in a unique situation where completing this challenge actually holds meaning to other people and I will not leave those who have watched my progress high and dry without a conclusion.
I hope this explanation leads to some understanding, even if not agreement.
Backlash has led to DarkViper deleting the comment, and this video here has been posted two weeks after all this and DVAU is still trying to justify his outbursts. I’d recommend tracking down the LSF thread on this for more information, don’t post in it. The scum fuck audio I linked is very interesting too I recommend listening to the first five minutes to get an idea of how DVAU reacted unscripted
After DVAU posted his video today there’s still new comments on the two week old LSF posts from his fans:
The runner called 'UnNameD' was banned because he was fucking gloating about finishing GTA5 without taking damage in DarkViperAU's discord while Dark Viper just wanted to be left alone because he wasted a year of his life just for a nobody to do it first
Everyone here lambasting Matt, calling him a “manbaby” and “narcissist” whilst being exactly fucking that themselves.
I’m going to get downvoted, and I do not care. You people need to grow up.
Literal no name does an extremely difficult speedrun without live video proof, no speedrunning history and clearly subpar gameplay. Streamer who worked on the speedrun for over a year bans him from his own private discord server.
Lsf: Lemme lick this guy's ass for a bit don't mind me.
He has acted as any person who had something who had what they had been working on for a year and a half. Imagine working on completing something for a year and a half and some person that like no one knows does it before you do. You would obviously be very sad about that. And every time you try moving on and doing your thing the person who got it before you is gloating on YOUR discord server. Obviously, it was a bit bad to ban him but nothing too unreasonable considering it was his personal server. He also didn't ban him from a major speed-running server he is an admin of. If darkviper banned him from all discord servers about speedrunning he's a part of that would be bad but what he has done is pretty reasonable and I am confused why so many people are so upset.
Yeah make fun of him for having an ego about playing video g*mes quickly but getting banned from his discord isn’t a loss at all. You need to register your phone number on discord in order to even join his server anyway so it’s not worth it
55 comments
97 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-31
Is there a single speedrunner who isn't openly borderline suicidal?
75 Llamayoda 2021-05-31
Speed runners are literally the end level of any self aware modernity. Doing the same pointless task over and over again for no sake but some arbitrary number, all of it spent indoors, playing a game to simulate what it’s like outdoors.
We’ve genuinely become too accepting on people wasting hours upon hours on video games, what a fucking travesty.
76 quitsocmedia 2021-05-31
I remember a 4chan comment that basically said that speedrunning is depriving us of scientific advancement.
Before vidya, an autistic person would spend their entire life recording the stars so some actual genius like Kepler could come along and put numbers to it, but instead they’re cutting 0.005 seconds off a 25 year old mario speedrun.
48 sips_white_monster 2021-05-31
There's more to it. It's almost always a game that they grew up with in their childhood. These people are disillusioned (no longer interested) in the real world (I can't blame them), instead they want to cling to that childhood experience. Probably because it was the only time they were truly happy. You see the same with modern movies which are no longer original but just remakes and reboots of old franchises, banking in on the nostalgia factor because everyone wants to go back to their childhood.
Speedrunning is basically a cope against ageing. It's always some dude in his late 20's / early 30's.
14 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-31
🤯
Also, this is why we need pre-industrial society.
16 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
No Ted. Just no silicon transistors. Fallout has the right idea besides the whole nuke thing
30 TheOverSeether 2021-05-31
That's amusing, but they couldn't cope with something as simple as basic data entry. We're talking about of a group of people who constantly do the same thing and >99.9999% of the time they fail at it. As with any slot machine, some lucky cunt beats the record.
If anything, speedrunning is a voluntary containment program. After the government practically outlawed life-term mental institution, many were thrown into the prison population, but a few brave souls have remained in their homes distracted by video games.
20 Llamayoda 2021-05-31
That’s interesting, and it does propose a bit of a chicken or the egg problem, ie are speedrunners mentally ill becuase of speed running or does speed running attract the mentally ill.
15 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
The latter and if you consider the former you are just stupid.
6 Llamayoda 2021-05-31
That’s what I figured
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30 heretobefriends 2021-05-31
How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece of shit goddamn game just so I could get world records and feel good about myself. It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people speedrun really. It's so that they like can get a world record... Because, like, no one who speedruns is a fuckin millionaire. Y'know, fuckin hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate, and getting world record is the only way they can feel good about themselves. And like, how many fucking hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fuckin do is waste my life away trying to world records for a temporary goddamn high. Which'll last, fuckin, a week or so, until it goes away. And Ace exposes me for the world record shitter I am. Fucking hell dude, it's a complete joke. Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has come up with.
8 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
13 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
I get more satisfaction mowing my lawn and doing some small gardening tasks and house work than I do building huge monolith CRUD web apps for my company.
At least I get paid well to develop web shit apps.
I can't imagine playing the same game over and over and over again for slight gains. Like, bro, how about instead of that, you go run or work out and see REAL LIFE EXP GAINS. Fucking nerds.
9 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-31
This isn't even a shitpost, it's too poignant
10 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-31
It’s Rwhitegoose’s iconic speedrun rant
2 Llamayoda 2021-05-31
I’m not even shit posting, this is just my opinion.
28 Infidel6 2021-05-31
Break down the fourth wall to understand the dissociated, Kafka-esque nightmare of a video game speedrun.
Every day Link wakes up in his village but instead of a grand epic adventure, he must detonate bombs at his feet to push him into oblivion and awake at the final cutscene.
10 TheOverSeether 2021-05-31
Fuck Link. Literally.
7 b95csf 2021-05-31
I am completely okay with this
6 komoset 2021-05-31
I once held a speedrun record for a single level in Bloons Tower 5 and while I was not openly borderline suicidal, I was still suicidal. I'd say you're right on the money with this one chief!
32 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-31
The context is that DarkViperAu is a YouTube streamer that specialises in GTA V speed/challenge runs. Some of his stuff is pretty interesting but he gets into drama easily due to his argumentative, overly dramatic personality. Recently he’s been trying to do the whole game without ever getting hit, but recently someone beat him to it using his strategies
He responded to this by blacklisting the runner from being mentioned in his discord, having a 20 minute rant on stream calling him a scum fuck for not sharing strategies with him. His mindset essentially is that this run takes away the accomplishment he would’ve gotten from being the first to finish the game without getting hit. There’s also a detail and this is in the video linked where there’s a section he sort of laments that since it’s not a speedrun category there’s no incentive to check a run to make sure the person isn’t cheating. So the guy is incredibly disrespectful and salty that someone got there first, despite that as a more popular figure his run is likely to overshadow the first. A memorable quote from the audio is something along the lines of “why would I want to associate with [the runner who beat me]?” as a justification for banning someone from his discord for beating him in a video game. In response to the run DVAU posted this comment to areSpeedrun (this is the full thing):
Backlash has led to DarkViper deleting the comment, and this video here has been posted two weeks after all this and DVAU is still trying to justify his outbursts. I’d recommend tracking down the LSF thread on this for more information, don’t post in it. The scum fuck audio I linked is very interesting too I recommend listening to the first five minutes to get an idea of how DVAU reacted unscripted
After DVAU posted his video today there’s still new comments on the two week old LSF posts from his fans:
39 ArvinRul 2021-05-31
Giving Aussies the internet was a mistake , their only form of long range communication should be limited to smoke signals.
5 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
So that's how they burned down the entire outback?
17 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-31
The funniest part is users in r speedrun bitching that he banned them from his personal Discord like it's the end of the world
16 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
who the fuck uses discord other than just to chat and play games since its better than steam's shitty built in voice coms
i went into a programming discord and all i saw was nerds and losers even more pathetic than me. i laughed, then alt+f4'd and uninstalled discord.
13 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-31
Groomers use discord
5 Demysted 2021-05-31
Downloading Discord right now
2 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-31
http://tips.fbi.gov
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2 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
I use IRC instead for programming shit instead. Also forums.
Go fuck yourself snarky bitch.
1 14dev3 2021-05-31
What are you going to do program me hahaha computers aren’t real idiot
9 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-31
Yeah make fun of him for having an ego about playing video g*mes quickly but getting banned from his discord isn’t a loss at all. You need to register your phone number on discord in order to even join his server anyway so it’s not worth it
7 jackcaboose 2021-05-31
Thank you for the effortpost
5 redditisselfharm 2021-05-31
Good effortpost but it makes me miss you/longpostbot
3 Someone6271 2021-05-31
Isn’t this the guy that drove some other speedrun youtuber to suicide?
4 Ascended-Sleeper 2021-05-31
I don't know if he drove them to suicide but yeah, he was mentioned in their suicide note
25 The_trumpster_lad 2021-05-31
Speedrunners really should wear helmets for their own safety.
20 PrussianGorkhali 2021-05-31
Do speedrunners really?
6 b95csf 2021-05-31
yes
13 creamygoodnesspirate 2021-05-31
Why do they all have the same voice as that Yandredev guy?
5 Hotwheelsjack97 2021-05-31
They're all Yanderedev.
11 MrSilk13642 2021-05-31
Imagine being proud of speedrunning a videogame.
5 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
jesus christ who gives literally a flying fuck bro.
other than OP of course.
5 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2021-05-31
If you don't want people to 'steal' your tactics, don't publish them on the internet.
If you don't want to waste a year of your life, don't waste a year of your life.
If you don't want to be bullied, don't be a whiney little bitch.
3 _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--- 2021-05-31
Unironically the lowest form of human.
3 AnalSexWithLatinas 2021-05-31
I don't know what I hate more, g#mer drama or bongs speaking.
3 MYNAMEjef174652 2021-05-31
Speedrunning...
Not even once.
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