On one hand, an incompetent leader. On the other hand, owning the libs 🤷♂️
Nah but seriously I honestly wouldn’t mind four more years of DDD or DDR because I don’t live in the US yet, I don’t vote and I love the drama those two doofuses cause. It’s like having two crazy, funny uncles except they’re both child rapists
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
The second guy is half right. After his "surely, this time, it's the end of Drumpft" bit they recognize that the media desperately needs the Orange Man.
20 comments
38 Pepperglue 2021-05-31
Look at the sorry state of GOP: after getting cucked by DDR for 4 years, they are completely unable to produce a candidate to outmatch him.
18 Giulio-Cesare 2021-05-31
Will anyone, regardless of political affiliation, ever be able to outmatch him?
We'll never see a world leader like him again in our lives.
7 Aggressive-Inside-72 2021-05-31
DeSantis
26 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-05-31
On one hand, an incompetent leader. On the other hand, owning the libs 🤷♂️ Nah but seriously I honestly wouldn’t mind four more years of DDD or DDR because I don’t live in the US yet, I don’t vote and I love the drama those two doofuses cause. It’s like having two crazy, funny uncles except they’re both child rapists
3 Norci 2021-05-31
Yeah, because USA is known for always minding its own business
19 UncleTedsBackup 2021-05-31
I dont see Třűmp winning again, not now that he's çůćķėđ out of his biggest asset, his social media shitposting.
9 Giulio-Cesare 2021-05-31
He'll lose support among the key 4chan demographic but he might regain some moderate suburban Republicans that he lost due to his shitposting.
It's a tossup.
2 R3dOctober 2021-05-31
Sure but imagine the absolute meltdown we’d get if he won again. We’d have to shut this sub down permanently it would be over
13 SnapshillBot 2021-05-31
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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10 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
Tldr snappy
3 Semen-Sommelier 2021-05-31
RIP longpostbot 😢
2 cassiorolex 2021-05-31
I can make one. BRB.
5 Semen-Sommelier 2021-05-31
Your Pulitzer is in the mail
2 WigglingWeiner99 2021-05-31
Good job Bobby, here's a star.
2 artemis_m_oswald 2021-05-31
Did snappy just link a subreddit 😳
11 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-05-31
How wonderful would it be if he runs for president while in prison, comparing himself to Nelson Mandela?
5 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-05-31
Hannity link
Palmer Report
3 jubbergun 2021-05-31
The second guy is half right. After his "surely, this time, it's the end of Drumpft" bit they recognize that the media desperately needs the Orange Man.