This 45 year old pizza delivery boy needs his coke or he will have to face the crushing weight of the failure of his life

Question though, how come there’s apparently a fentanyl in the coke problem but you don’t see an epidemic of like 26 year old investment bankers keeling over? Is it just in the cheap shit that waiters and day laborers buy?

Cause bankers do adderall

They still do coke, just not daily like they did in the 80s. But yeah, literally every single one of them is railing Adderall daily.

Trust me, they do plenty of coke too.

Yeah it's likely the street-level stuff in poorer areas is more cut. Never encountered fenty coke myself though.

This dude legit just said "I'm not an addict I can quit anytime I want!" but made it annoying.

Everyone I know that's done coke and isn't some born again Christian and drug activist, works at like a grocery store or something equally sad. That's not the coke's fault. I just think there's an interesting correlation between loser idiots and coke.

You know poor coke users because you know poor people.

The only rich people that do coke nowadays work in sky scrapers and hang out with math teachers turned child diddlers.

I am aware of the lives of 0 grocery store workers.

Fucking wrecked

When I got to college I was surprised at how few people had ever tried coke even once. Same thing in grad school. Like I can understand not doing it all the time, but seriously not even once or twice?

Almost like normal people aren't druggie wierdos.

Doing coke once doesn’t make you a druggy weirdo. Don’t be lame.

98% of people who get to the point of trying coke either are or become weird druggies.

12 year old type opinion

Cokehead cope

If you went through the American university system and were so far removed from anyone who did cociane that you believe the only people who would ever try it are weird druggies, you were a loser.

I didn't finish college because of a crippling coke habit :/

So you're saying you bought coke and did it alone

The compsci parties after java class were strangely adult.

I love the smell of druggie cope in the morning.

Coke is a trashy fucking drug bro, I’ve never known a single person who’s done coke who isn’t a complete fuck

Probably because you’re poor

“get to the point of trying coke” lol are you a D.A.R.E. officer at your local elementary school?

Everyone's first time doing coke is spontaneous. Nobody ever expects to be offered it at a party but when you're five beers deep and the opportunity arises, many people take it.

Lmao anyone who went to a normal college is 1-2 degrees at the very least away from trying coke. 19 year old girls do it at frat parties, it’s not exactly a big thing

Am a weird druggie and never did coke.

I like my heart as it works rn tbh

Smoking crack? Sure. Blow? I mean I think most people had the chance to do it if they really wanted to at least once in college.

ITT: people were either surrounded by coke in college or never even came close to it

you've never been invited to good parties and it shows

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I had the opposite experience. I went from rural middle-of-nowhere farming town high school to a college in a large eastern US city that is consistently ranked one of the "top" party schools. Cocaine just wasn't a thing where I grew up, so it was a shock to get to college and realize easily a third of people there have tried coke at parties. One of the frats used to hold an annual party during the winter called "ski lodge", and publicly advertised it every year. You can probably guess what the name implies.

Weird, I also grew up in rural nowhere but went to a top “party” school. I found it in my rural town more frequently than in college. Maybe I ran in the wrong circles in college though, I was in a STEM field so not much interaction with frat types.

Meth and occasionally heroin are more our style. I was a chem major and the ME majors were largely frat boys, so I would run into coke a fair amount in college.

This guy ate his own cum on camera

/ourguy/

he also fucked a girl with downs syndrome in his car out front of a comedy club

Is that even legal

Hello, sir, is this cocaine fair trade? Are the farmers and shippers treated well and am I giving my money to a cartel that practices good praxis?

Sometimes to escape the soul-crushing existence of a wagie, you sniff some booger sugar from time to time.

Who thinks lacing coke with fentanyl is a good idea? If I’m trying to do coke why are you trying to bring me down?

Me. Every druggie down is one less druggie to go.

What was the reason he gave why he can't just not do cocaine? Seems like a good idea to not do something that could result in immediate death

Quitting is for pussies

I mean, do you think the Christians might’ve been onto something with trying to have minimum moral standards for society? I guess disapproval of anyone’s behavior = oppression.

https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1291006323283369985?s=21

https://i.redd.it/t8ifoz7o1af51.jpg

I cringe when plebeians use cocaine to cope with their minimum wage job. Natural selection

That's what meth was made for, rslur. Stop wasting money. Yet to see people falling over because their meth was cut with Floydanyl.

Does everyone do coke now?

According to the replies, this was in response to fentanyl-laced cocaine being sold in NY. Was he just trying to cause drama? "Don't do cocaine" is perfectly sound advice for the vast majority of people (those that aren't addicted to cocaine and in danger of using laced drugs), and to people who don't keep up with New York drug runner news, it just looks like he's some kind of deranged maniac because he doesn't give that context.

If God didn't want me to do cocaine he wouldn't have locked all my best ideas in a safe in my brain that can only be unlocked through consuming too much booze and nose candy.

Hard to argue.

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