You can't just say "I can be a lolcow". That's like saying "I can be the CEO of a unicorn startup." Like, OK, but what's your specialty and why aren't you already achieving it?
Man I was just trying to sell myself in the door and figure the rest out later. I figured claiming I could be an lolcow was tarded enough to seem realistic
Sometimes I feel like a lolcow when I respond to pizza. Regardless of every one of my comments being in bad faith just a mere response to any of his novels really is useless and makes me realize in a way heโs winning because he finally gets human interaction.
Gross. Quit being a groveling f slur and get creative. All I had to do was shit my diaper and send a pic captioned โcwean it op jawnnieโ. That simple
My lowest was going into a secret arrDrama thread on /tv/ (which are apparently a thing) and being told by someone claiming to be a mod to send a screenshot of the thread to modmail for approval.
I just told them "ุฃูุดูููุฏู ุฃููู ููุง ุฅููููฐูู ุฅููููุง ูฑูููููฐูู ููุฃูุดูููุฏู ุฃูููู ู ูุญูู ููุฏูุง ุฑูุณูููู ูฑูููููฐูู" and I got approved.
I sent loads of gay porn screenshots to the mods and they still didnโt approve me
Edit: Iโve been an approvedcel a few times before getting banned each time on different accounts. The sub is actually much worse when itโs private, itโs already a boring circlejerk when itโs open but itโs 10x worse when itโs private
I even offered to post bussy to one of the mods if they approved me. Didn't even hear back from them ๐๐๐ the oppression against Ted-cels is real๐ช
36 comments
49 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-02
You can't just say "I can be a lolcow". That's like saying "I can be the CEO of a unicorn startup." Like, OK, but what's your specialty and why aren't you already achieving it?
25 Oreu 2021-06-02
Man I was just trying to sell myself in the door and figure the rest out later. I figured claiming I could be an lolcow was tarded enough to seem realistic
12 AlphaMale3625 2021-06-02
Sometimes I feel like a lolcow when I respond to pizza. Regardless of every one of my comments being in bad faith just a mere response to any of his novels really is useless and makes me realize in a way heโs winning because he finally gets human interaction.
33 alakavat 2021-06-02
I messaged them saying I was a non-white janitor rights activist, but the racist mods still didn't approve me๐ ๐คฌ
18 Oreu 2021-06-02
I pleaded, imagine how cucked drama is - then think of the plight of the unapproved... truly a deeper kind of pain
5 AntHoneyBourDang 2021-06-02
We truly are the most oppressed class
1 Zozbot 2021-06-02
zoz
1 Zozbot 2021-06-02
zle
1 Zozbot 2021-06-02
zozzle
0 -holier-than-mao- 2021-06-02
No, now we need to share a subreddit with you.
๐ค๐๐คข๐คฎ
26 DefNotBYOB 2021-06-02
Gross. Quit being a groveling f slur and get creative. All I had to do was shit my diaper and send a pic captioned โcwean it op jawnnieโ. That simple
18 Lord_Sticky 2021-06-02
My lowest was going into a secret arrDrama thread on /tv/ (which are apparently a thing) and being told by someone claiming to be a mod to send a screenshot of the thread to modmail for approval.
They never approved me ๐
11 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-02
Wait, what? Like the OG Sneedposters have threads dedicated to posts here?
15 Lord_Sticky 2021-06-02
Yeah, the OP image was the Lawlz pic. It was mostly just unapprovedcels like myself complaining that they werenโt let in though
6 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-02
Is this the thread?
15 Bummunism 2021-06-02
Lawlz said a bad word ๐จ
11 alien122 2021-06-02
Imagine going to bangaloreon soap opera fan forum of all places to make inside jokes about a Ben 10 afficiando subreddit janitor.
2 Lord_Sticky 2021-06-02
Yes actually. Iโm the anon the supposed Quad is telling to modmail
8 -e7- 2021-06-02
Secret dramax/tv/ lore.
3 GabrielMartinellli 2021-06-02
๐๐
2 Quad_RIP_Deux 2021-06-02
Ok so someone was pretending to be me, I never even posted on 4chan only browsed it, also I never check modmail lol.
7 Oreu 2021-06-02
That feel when no reply from anyone for months.
Why_aint_I_good_enough.willsmith
Thankfully snappy became a straight up deity and saved our souls
7 AnalSexWithLatinas 2021-06-02
I just told them "ุฃูุดูููุฏู ุฃููู ููุง ุฅููููฐูู ุฅููููุง ูฑูููููฐูู ููุฃูุดูููุฏู ุฃูููู ู ูุญูู ููุฏูุง ุฑูุณูููู ูฑูููููฐูู" and I got approved.
5 kratoswithcappuccino 2021-06-02
I sent loads of gay porn screenshots to the mods and they still didnโt approve me
Edit: Iโve been an approvedcel a few times before getting banned each time on different accounts. The sub is actually much worse when itโs private, itโs already a boring circlejerk when itโs open but itโs 10x worse when itโs private
3 CapitalistVenezuelan 2021-06-02
So did you end up sending some bussy?
3 ballrot 2021-06-02
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen
3 tiptopkitkat 2021-06-02
Did you post bussy?
3 zhcyiDnein 2021-06-02
Man I keep telling these r-slurs. You need to post OC platy drawings.
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4 Im-Probably-Drinking 2021-06-02
What's it like being 7 years old and not knowing a single thing about where you are?
1 MaskOffGlovesOn 2021-06-02
i just posted bussy
1 dollatradedolla 2021-06-02
Are we open for poor-people-posting now?
Yuck, I lost my status.
1 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-02
I even offered to post bussy to one of the mods if they approved me. Didn't even hear back from them ๐๐๐ the oppression against Ted-cels is real๐ช
1 tabletinquirey 2021-06-02
I demanded entry deferring to the Great Council, but they still didn't let me in.
1 IonicPaul 2021-06-02
I just said please