When Wendy Davis ran against him she had some ad that was basically "Greg Abbott was paralyzed because he went running during a storm and a tree fell on him. Do you trust this moronic cripple to make the right choice?
A: she's right about how he got paralyzed. he sued the tits off the property owner then went to law school and when he got into gubmint work, he helped spearhead tort reform in texas, thus ending the very practice that paid him for his injury lol
I'd say it was about as honorable as having your sugar daddy husband pay for your law degree, divorcing him the day after he made the payment, and then try to run as a feminist icon.
Wait really? I thought his story was he drunkenly dove into the shallow end of a pool at a college party. Who’s the wheelchair-bound Republican I’m thinking of who drunkenly dove into the shallow end of a pool at a college party?
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68 grippingtale 2021-06-02
When Wendy Davis ran against him she had some ad that was basically "Greg Abbott was paralyzed because he went running during a storm and a tree fell on him. Do you trust this moronic cripple to make the right choice?
39 GeauxHouston22 2021-06-02
to be fair
A: she's right about how he got paralyzed. he sued the tits off the property owner then went to law school and when he got into gubmint work, he helped spearhead tort reform in texas, thus ending the very practice that paid him for his injury lol
and
b: wendy davis is attractive.
22 tejanx 2021-06-02
imagine voting for a woman though
or voting at all tbqh
16 GeauxHouston22 2021-06-02
sometimes I fantasize about having a three way with her and orb mommy and them teaching me the tantric ways of the turbo milf
9 alphetaboss 2021-06-02
She looks like Larry David's wife in curb your enthusiasm.
8 catsundae666 2021-06-02
More like every Texas oil heiress b!mbo who makes daily shopping trips to Neiman's with her daddy's money.
17 grippingtale 2021-06-02
I'd say it was about as honorable as having your sugar daddy husband pay for your law degree, divorcing him the day after he made the payment, and then try to run as a feminist icon.
14 GeauxHouston22 2021-06-02
kinda based tbh
23 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-06-02
I’m all for risk taking. But running next to trees or tree line in a storm that’s downing trees in your area is pretty dumb.
23 grippingtale 2021-06-02
It's actually decent point but by the time the ad it was already over for her due to some of her obvious shortcomings.
2 kommentierer1 2021-06-02
Wait really? I thought his story was he drunkenly dove into the shallow end of a pool at a college party. Who’s the wheelchair-bound Republican I’m thinking of who drunkenly dove into the shallow end of a pool at a college party?
10 grippingtale 2021-06-02
That would be a normal Tuesday for anyone that went to UT on the 70s.
2 I_Shah 2021-06-02
Cawthorne?
2 kommentierer1 2021-06-02
No I believe I’m thinking of a much older guy and I think he died recently. Now that I’m remembering it, he used to be a commentator on Fox News.
30 CheML 2021-06-02
This is a real misstep by MSNBC
16 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-06-02
😂😂
28 The_trumpster_lad 2021-06-02
Wheelies mad 😂
27 MinerHornet 2021-06-02
To be fair, here in Texas, all of my friends and family call him "Wheels."
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7 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-06-02
Okay now fox news do the lib with no legs, I wanna see what twitter thinks of that.
6 catsundae666 2021-06-02
So he's Meals on Wheels, and then that other fool with the pirate patch over his eye. Interesting motley crew of individuals we got going on here.
3 ProudCapitalist1776 2021-06-02
They see him rollin, they hatin
3 Hotwheelsjack97 2021-06-02
Based
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