In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
Am I the only person on the internet who can tell theyre doing a bit? Couldn't find a single comment on instagram saying they might be play fighting for views. No one here seems to see it.
Bams life is fucked up but he knows what he's doing here.
lol Bam has been completely spiraling ever since he went on Cum Town in 2019 with his skeezy manager Vinny and his wife in the background. Literally a day or two after the appearance (which ended with one of the cohosts complimenting Bam's wife's new pussy rings) he went on a bender and to rehab, and then canceled his entire "tour," which his manager later used as a chance to steal all of the proceeds without issuing refunds and went to Disney World with the money.
Bam immediately lashed out at Vinny and his wife and shat all over them in public, yet somehow is still working with him and married to her two years later. I'm pretty sure he's just a person-of-chromosomes, and not actually doing a bit lol.
Bam has no control of what he's doing from what I've seen. Popping large amounts of addy and going on tirades. You notice how after he brought up the credit card fraud she immediately changed the conversation back to joking?
25 comments
54 MagicCrunch 2021-06-03
Bam Margera is Based Schizoposter personified
29 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-06-03
Yeah he has a restraining order against him for alleged death threats
40 Big-Ant_ 2021-06-03
The way this is phrased kind of makes it sound like he has it against himself which I could believe he somehow accomplished
7 cyberdick 2021-06-03
I'd have thought the same thing if I didn't read the news about him on some sub
15 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-06-03
I guess he’s not going to be in the next Tony Hawk remake then
14 red1dragon588 2021-06-03
Bam’s schizoposting is mostly sad
It’s a shame social media wasn’t really a thing when Steve-O was off the wagon, at least he would have been funny
19 CherokeeSurprise 2021-06-03
Aw she's ugly.
11 CopeSeetheDial8 2021-06-03
This is what happens when mayos of a certain class suddenly come into money
8 NukePangaea 2021-06-03
Clone of his ex-wife
1 tabletinquirey 2021-06-03
lol no
19 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-06-03
Surprised those Jackass guys are still alive. Not surprised they managed to find wives though. They are a definitive type that some women go for.
17 AnalSexWithLatinas 2021-06-03
I thought they all committed a mass suicide for their movie
10 cassiorolex 2021-06-03
Bam did.
SteveO is cool. Turned his life around. Good guy.
Rip Ryan Dunn
15 SnapshillBot 2021-06-03
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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8 AutismSundae 2021-06-03
oh fun, this again
7 tabletinquirey 2021-06-03
He sounds like Plinkett lol
6 Oreu 2021-06-03
Am I the only person on the internet who can tell theyre doing a bit? Couldn't find a single comment on instagram saying they might be play fighting for views. No one here seems to see it.
Bams life is fucked up but he knows what he's doing here.
20 fujiste 2021-06-03
lol Bam has been completely spiraling ever since he went on Cum Town in 2019 with his skeezy manager Vinny and his wife in the background. Literally a day or two after the appearance (which ended with one of the cohosts complimenting Bam's wife's new pussy rings) he went on a bender and to rehab, and then canceled his entire "tour," which his manager later used as a chance to steal all of the proceeds without issuing refunds and went to Disney World with the money.
Bam immediately lashed out at Vinny and his wife and shat all over them in public, yet somehow is still working with him and married to her two years later. I'm pretty sure he's just a person-of-chromosomes, and not actually doing a bit lol.
6 cassiorolex 2021-06-03
It's good fuel to look at how much he had it just to throw it away. Bam went crazy 🤪
Don't do drugs past age 25 kids
1 BussyShogun 2021-06-03
Bam has no control of what he's doing from what I've seen. Popping large amounts of addy and going on tirades. You notice how after he brought up the credit card fraud she immediately changed the conversation back to joking?
4 AnalSexWithLatinas 2021-06-03
I thought that guy died
4 Emo_Emoji 2021-06-03
Bam, what will he do next?
1 R2Z- 2021-06-03
Drugs
2 MaskOffGlovesOn 2021-06-03
does it include lindsey hughes
1 [deleted] 2021-06-03
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