Did you know some people tip even if they aren’t sitting down in the restaurant? Like some people people drivers, or the people who hand them their food when they they do take out. Why the fuck would I tip someone 20% or even 15% when they were involved in the transaction for all of 30 seconds.
Yes unfortunately. My wife recently felt pressured when they turned the screen towards her and tipped 20% on a pickup order. Like I drove her and she walked in and picked it up. She had to spend the evening locked in the pantry for that.
You got downvoted but I agree. There's nothing worse than a poorscum wagie complaining about woe is me tip culture pressures me in to giving some pennies to even poorer wagies. Fucking rentoids.
I've started tipping a few bucks for deliveries since covid started because I felt bad they had to work a shitty job while I worked from home and got delicious food delivered straight to my doorstep.
Sorry to seriouspost but I’m an actual Carside worker. We bring the food to you in your car, bag it, double check the bag, also prepare bread, utensils, and drinks. I always ask if they want anything while they wait for the food and handle special requests and shitty doordashers. They still pay us the server wage of like 5.60 an hour and we don’t get anything from the door dashes and shit. And what the fuck am I supposed to do about it, exactly? My ears are open sweatie.
Well when fucking stacey rolls up and pitches a fucking fit because her sauce wasn’t on the side and wants it remade yet says “now my food is cold” as soon as you communicate to the doomer cooks who call you gay slurs behind your back that this bitch wants her food re-done yeah it can be a pain in the ass. Hope coding from your little air conditioned office is just as fun bro.
You're getting downvoted because this place is filled with retards, but your job is basically making sure the product gets from the counter to the guy outside?
If you actually took a glance at my profile, you’d see I’m a college student. Sorry my mummy and daddy won’t pay my fucking rent and I don’t want to be a debt slave like my friends 👍🏻
You’re going to be really pissed when you find out that the money they have been paying you is barely enough to reimburse you for the depreciation on your vehicle and that you have been charging them essentially nothing for your labor
Putting ice in red wine has been a thing forever. New money wine snobs that want people to think they're classy and well-learned and poorcels are the only ones who don't understand.
Only the old water down the booze because they can’t handle it. Money, status, the 40+crew = diluted juice. The Spanish accommodated with sangria, white wine spritzer and another abomination which thankfully I can’t remember.
A can of soda is fine as a snack but it’s the reason why everyone is so fat and has fucked up teeth. Switch to water and it’ll be the best dieting decision of your life
Yeah it’s such a stupid complaint because a) it tastes really good and b) it’s not meant to taste good at first, it’s meant to feel good the more you drink it
And you can always add shit in to it to steep if that’s a big hang up for you. Gonna sound like a massive fslur for saying this but a cold glass of cucumber or rose water is maybe the most refreshing beverage to drink on a porch during the summer
I love sugar but when I go on diets I drink diet soda like a mother fucker since it’s like the one thing I get to enjoy. After you drink diet, regular soda kind of taste off, way too syrupy.
In general I agree though, it’s crazy to me when I see people who drink 3-4 mountain dews or cokes a day, cut that out and you’ll lose probably 10lbs in like a month and a half
I worked at a restaurant when I was younger and goddamn do people slurp that shit down like it's their final meal before they get the chair.
One family went through so much Dr. Pepper that it was a massive waste of time to keep going back and refilling their glasses so I started just leaving an entire water pitcher of Dr. Pepper at their table.
One can of Coke contains 41% of your daily allowance of sugar... And because it's a liquid, it goes straight to your blood as it doesn't need to digest any solids. If anything will make you diabetic, it's sugary drinks and less so sugary snacks. Drink more of the glorious nectar of Allah known as water! Don't become like one of these godless kebabs-on-legs, Twatter users 😇
The issue is not the quantity of food, it is how you drink it. If this guy is slamming 4 cokes in the time it takes her to drink 1 water, he is a slob.
or just diet soda. it tastes almost the same. the secret is to not do that fat retarded thing of "oh, I'm having diet soda, that means I can have some more bacon".
Anyone who drinks 4 glasses of coke in 1 setting is pretty gross. Imagine his other food habits. The problem isn't drinking soda. It's drinking 4 glasses of soda in 1 go like an American.
I used to do this as a teenager. Coke at a sit-down restaurant is like Sprite at McDonald's... shit is legit even more addictive than out of the bottle.
I was a skelly, though, so if anything I needed the weight.
Sugar isn't as calories dense as far but you digest it quicker than protein, fat, or more complex carbs. means you get hungrier quicker after eating it.
This is the opposite of right. Insulin is, specifically, a satiety hormone and carbs-heavy foods like fruits are the most satiating food. Fats are the least satiating group, which is why until the advent of addictive junk food the science said fats bad carbs good.
The problem is that junk food is scientifically designed to be addicting. You aren’t going to be hungry after drinking 1000 calories of Mountain Dew, but your brain is going to crave it anyways.
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163 Infidel6 2021-06-04
Yeah, yeah, we all know you fucking vultures hate the idea of a free beverage cutting into your mandatory 20%.
Your employer pays you pennies. Take it up with them, wagie.
97 Wopitikitotengo 2021-06-04
'Theres a little something in there for you' I say smugly, sliding the bill back with the total rounded up from £93.96 up to £94.00
12 -dumbtube- 2021-06-04
Zoz
3 Apprehensive-Quote83 2021-06-04
Zle
39 CapitalistVenezuelan 2021-06-04
I remember when a good tip was 15% and most tipped like 10
23 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
Did you know some people tip even if they aren’t sitting down in the restaurant? Like some people people drivers, or the people who hand them their food when they they do take out. Why the fuck would I tip someone 20% or even 15% when they were involved in the transaction for all of 30 seconds.
56 CapitalistVenezuelan 2021-06-04
Yes unfortunately. My wife recently felt pressured when they turned the screen towards her and tipped 20% on a pickup order. Like I drove her and she walked in and picked it up. She had to spend the evening locked in the pantry for that.
6 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
I've got a family member that always tips like 30-40% regardless of the service.
10 RecallRethuglicans 2021-06-04
20% is nothing. I tip at least 40% when I get coffee and that’s not even moving around much. Fast food needs at least a 25% tip.
11 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
I tip my USPS driver with wasp nests.
11 Rivea_ 2021-06-04
You got downvoted but I agree. There's nothing worse than a poorscum wagie complaining about woe is me tip culture pressures me in to giving some pennies to even poorer wagies. Fucking rentoids.
4 HAthrowaway50 2021-06-04
yeah who cant afford to tip delivery drivers or curbside people?
broke ass mfs deluding themselves into thinking they can afford to eat out
2 RecallRethuglicans 2021-06-04
People who aren’t making a living wage for one
1 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
I don’t tip because I can’t afford it. It don’t tip became the company is saving on expense wage by making me do it instead.
2 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
I've started tipping a few bucks for deliveries since covid started because I felt bad they had to work a shitty job while I worked from home and got delicious food delivered straight to my doorstep.
-9 SleepAloneee 2021-06-04
Sorry to seriouspost but I’m an actual Carside worker. We bring the food to you in your car, bag it, double check the bag, also prepare bread, utensils, and drinks. I always ask if they want anything while they wait for the food and handle special requests and shitty doordashers. They still pay us the server wage of like 5.60 an hour and we don’t get anything from the door dashes and shit. And what the fuck am I supposed to do about it, exactly? My ears are open sweatie.
47 AllocatedData 2021-06-04
Quit lmao
37 Big-Ant_ 2021-06-04
Omg that sounds like so much work!!!
22 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
“Prepare utensils and double check the bag” TBH $5.50 an hour sounds like we are paying them too much if anything.”
-1 SleepAloneee 2021-06-04
Well when fucking stacey rolls up and pitches a fucking fit because her sauce wasn’t on the side and wants it remade yet says “now my food is cold” as soon as you communicate to the doomer cooks who call you gay slurs behind your back that this bitch wants her food re-done yeah it can be a pain in the ass. Hope coding from your little air conditioned office is just as fun bro.
16 TheOverSeether 2021-06-04
Damn, I never thought of it like that. Next time, I'll only tip the cooks.
16 DaddyLongStrode69 2021-06-04
You should complain to a construction worker about how hard your job is
7 ItsSugar 2021-06-04
It's okay, 5-10 years from now we'll have robots that won't screw up a task as simple as a takeout order.
2 fujiste 2021-06-04
And, inshallah, if they do fuck up and the customer complains to them, the robots can legally shoot them and not face consequences.
3 LeDarkElbow 2021-06-04
I do want min wage raised but honestly if anyone deserves a tip, its not you. Its the cook.
2 Bummunism 2021-06-04
You're getting downvoted because this place is filled with retards, but your job is basically making sure the product gets from the counter to the guy outside?
25 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
Go to college.
0 SleepAloneee 2021-06-04
If you actually took a glance at my profile, you’d see I’m a college student. Sorry my mummy and daddy won’t pay my fucking rent and I don’t want to be a debt slave like my friends 👍🏻
25 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
Then finish college damn dude you want me to solve all your problems for you? Grab your nuts
21 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
I looked at your profile and the first thing I saw way DUI. No wonder you make Jack shit, not one trusts you with real responsibility
2 LeDarkElbow 2021-06-04
Leftoid fucking loser
2 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
Read one comment up where he literally told me to look at his profile. Illiterate fucking loser
4 LeDarkElbow 2021-06-04
Libertarian fucking loser
1 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
Fair nuff
1 CoolHairGames 2021-06-04
You're forgiven. For now that is, but try to stop being so poor in the future.
1 lickedTators 2021-06-04
lol what school debt just vote for Bernie and he'll emancipate everyone
6 Longjumping-Bed-7510 2021-06-04
You’re going to be really pissed when you find out that the money they have been paying you is barely enough to reimburse you for the depreciation on your vehicle and that you have been charging them essentially nothing for your labor
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1 Apprehensive-Quote83 2021-06-04
get a real job or like buy land or something lol. 🖕🏿😂💅🏿
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1 -Kite-Man- 2021-06-04
i still do 10, they make enough off their wages where i live
1 Hotwheelsjack97 2021-06-04
13 DeanofPSU 2021-06-04
Mandatory? lol
9 based_and_tedpilled 2021-06-04
Indeed, one should only tip their landlord
2 MrSilk13642 2021-06-04
Sir, this is arr drama.. Not arr based?
98 PatientGarden6 2021-06-04
the tards on birdapp are really pretending that drinking 120 grams of sugar WITH DINNER is normal and not a massive red flag health issue
30 Hoes_very_Mad 2021-06-04
The t@rds on birdapp are really pretending they're even a little bit better. Lmao
19 TedhaHaiParMeraHai 2021-06-04
What else did you expect from twatter users? Eating an uncontrolled amount of sugar is hecking valid!
5 wingrath 2021-06-04
If you order anything other than 1-2 beers on a first date it's still a red flag
6 MagicalZamboni 2021-06-04
I order 6-7 beers just to double down
2 cawksmash 2021-06-04
redundant but ILY bby
84 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-04
Reminder that the only excuse for ordering Coke is if it's mixed with alcohol
32 MagicCrunch 2021-06-04
Even then you should stop being a pussy and order the liquor straight on the rocks
33 MorelloCherryB 2021-06-04
Still watering it down with cubes
2 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
Some liquor tastes better slightly watered down.
There are even a few red wines I'll put ice cubes in when it's particularly hot out.
3 MorelloCherryB 2021-06-04
Ice in red wine. Civilised society is well n truly fucked
3 Infidel6 2021-06-04
Shut up. There's nothing high brow about getting hammered.
2 MorelloCherryB 2021-06-04
Sangria is Spanish toilet water with floating tinned fruit and rotten lemons. That’s why the french believe they’ve got superior booze.
1 StevesEvilTwin2 2021-06-04
Only barbarians like Gauls or Germans drink wine without mixing it with water first
1 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
Putting ice in red wine has been a thing forever. New money wine snobs that want people to think they're classy and well-learned and poorcels are the only ones who don't understand.
1 MorelloCherryB 2021-06-04
Only the old water down the booze because they can’t handle it. Money, status, the 40+crew = diluted juice. The Spanish accommodated with sangria, white wine spritzer and another abomination which thankfully I can’t remember.
1 MagicalZamboni 2021-06-04
You will be first against the wall when the revolution comes
2 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
I've put ice in beer a few times too.
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16 CaliggyJack 2021-06-04
alcohol is gross you degenerate
43 TedhaHaiParMeraHai 2021-06-04
Same, brother. May allah break the backs of these disease-filled rodents.
14 CaliggyJack 2021-06-04
inshallah
15 Ravensthrowit 2021-06-04
The fuck is wrong with you nerd?
13 HAthrowaway50 2021-06-04
the stench of AL GHUL betrays your degeneracy
7 Ravensthrowit 2021-06-04
The only AL I follow is the American League 🇺🇸 ⚾️
Beyond that I have no clue what you are referring to
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2 -holier-than-mao- 2021-06-04
Is the de-chapoed Disco Elysium as good as the original one?
1 HAthrowaway50 2021-06-04
i like it. the original voice acting was really uneven.
they kinda fucked up not giving different voices to all of the different stats in your head
66 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-06-04
A can of soda is fine as a snack but it’s the reason why everyone is so fat and has fucked up teeth. Switch to water and it’ll be the best dieting decision of your life
56 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2021-06-04
I hate people that complain about the taste of water.
39 offshoreredditaccnt 2021-06-04
Yeah it’s such a stupid complaint because a) it tastes really good and b) it’s not meant to taste good at first, it’s meant to feel good the more you drink it
18 joshtothe 2021-06-04
And you can always add shit in to it to steep if that’s a big hang up for you. Gonna sound like a massive fslur for saying this but a cold glass of cucumber or rose water is maybe the most refreshing beverage to drink on a porch during the summer
19 GlowingKindness 2021-06-04
Lemon and mint pour moi.
1 california_quail 2021-06-04
Sparkling mineral water with a couple dashes of angostura bitters and a lime wedge is my thang.
2 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
Cucumber water is fucking delicious bro
4 SuperSprocket 2021-06-04
Gotta say tho water < ice water.
3 maleldil 2021-06-04
wait, are you talking about water or liquor
18 10z20Luka 2021-06-04
I look down on them as lesser.
they are cattle who have lost their way. I know more than a few who refuse to drink plain water.
7 BussyShogun 2021-06-04
My taste buds need constant stimulation. There is no time for pure water.
4 Timorm0rtis 2021-06-04
I'd complain too, or at least inquire, if I could taste water. It shouldn't have any discernible taste or smell.
4 Tagesausbruch 2021-06-04
I'm always going to complain if it tastes chlorinated.
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20 BezosSimp 2021-06-04
Real men drink tea
17 CopeSeetheDial8 2021-06-04
When he takes you to sushi and orders green tea 💦💦
13 TK_RAO 2021-06-04
Real men drink hot chocolate
7 vanillalinguine 2021-06-04
That’s what they called me back in the day 😎
4 smeppel 2021-06-04
Green tea is the most comfy beverage.
1 red1dragon588 2021-06-04
I like iced tea but the ones they serve in most restaurants have just as much sugar as sodas
14 newrimmmer93 2021-06-04
I love sugar but when I go on diets I drink diet soda like a mother fucker since it’s like the one thing I get to enjoy. After you drink diet, regular soda kind of taste off, way too syrupy.
In general I agree though, it’s crazy to me when I see people who drink 3-4 mountain dews or cokes a day, cut that out and you’ll lose probably 10lbs in like a month and a half
5 ojsimpsonsuperfan 2021-06-04
skinny people don’t drink diet soda
3 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-06-04
Many people will lose between 5-10 pounds if they stop drinking things with sugar in them.
49 MagicCrunch 2021-06-04
Hamplanets are fucking disgusting
4 loplopplop 2021-06-04
Sodacels shouldn't breed.
47 tiptopkitkat 2021-06-04
Who the fuck drinks 3/4 glasses of coke during a single meal? No wonder burgers are humongous
4 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
I worked at a restaurant when I was younger and goddamn do people slurp that shit down like it's their final meal before they get the chair.
One family went through so much Dr. Pepper that it was a massive waste of time to keep going back and refilling their glasses so I started just leaving an entire water pitcher of Dr. Pepper at their table.
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40 PlebbitBronzeUser 2021-06-04
One can of Coke contains 41% of your daily allowance of sugar... And because it's a liquid, it goes straight to your blood as it doesn't need to digest any solids. If anything will make you diabetic, it's sugary drinks and less so sugary snacks. Drink more of the glorious nectar of Allah known as water! Don't become like one of these godless kebabs-on-legs, Twatter users 😇
31 Shubard75 2021-06-04
That guy was lucky, dating a red scare user sounds like hell
24 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2021-06-04
Ha. If anything the soda is worse.
Go to a hospital and count the number of people in the beds with bottles of soda. Not a coincidence.
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15 10inchblackhawk 2021-06-04
The issue is not the quantity of food, it is how you drink it. If this guy is slamming 4 cokes in the time it takes her to drink 1 water, he is a slob.
4 lickedTators 2021-06-04
No, it's also the quantity.
12 zpodsoup 2021-06-04
Most fatties would probably shed a good chunk of weight if they just drank water instead of carbonated beverages
5 PretendOrange 2021-06-04
Yuppers, I vetoed soda's when I got together with my husband, he dropped two pant sizes in two months.
Every hamplanet at work who starts going on about dieting has a soda on their desk lmao absolute state
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1 RikuYouHorsesAss 2021-06-04
or just diet soda. it tastes almost the same. the secret is to not do that fat retarded thing of "oh, I'm having diet soda, that means I can have some more bacon".
10 Shubard75 2021-06-04
I'm an unhealthy fuck who loves soda but even I couldn't drink at absolute maximum more than two glasses.
8 CopeSeetheDial8 2021-06-04
Diet soda drinkers are subhuman CMV
10 wingrath 2021-06-04
"I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke"
1 MrSilk13642 2021-06-04
Heh, I'm pretty skinny and I drink coke zero relatively often.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
I used to genuinely love diet coke for the taste.
Idk if they changed or if I did, but I can't stand it anymore.
1 CopeSeetheDial8 2021-06-04
Coke Zero is actually alright, but I wouldnt drink it more than a few times a year
7 smeppel 2021-06-04
Isn't red scare the podcast of the girl that cucked Adam Friedland?
6 wingrath 2021-06-04
yup, perfect if you want an hour of vocal fry.
5 ro0te 2021-06-04
4 TedhaHaiParMeraHai 2021-06-04
Anyone who drinks 4 glasses of coke in 1 setting is pretty gross. Imagine his other food habits. The problem isn't drinking soda. It's drinking 4 glasses of soda in 1 go like an American.
2 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-04
Not defending that degenerate but some restaurants pack so much ice into the glass that a 'full' glass of soda is like a third of a can.
3 CaliggyJack 2021-06-04
Coke>Pepsi
3 Pepperglue 2021-06-04
Fatties mad.
2 DannyLee90 2021-06-04
I used to do this as a teenager. Coke at a sit-down restaurant is like Sprite at McDonald's... shit is legit even more addictive than out of the bottle.
I was a skelly, though, so if anything I needed the weight.
6 CheML 2021-06-04
Sprite at McDonalds is the worst choice. You can taste how infrequently they clean the nozzles on their soda machine in clear sodas more.
-4 BezosSimp 2021-06-04
Sugar doesn't make you gain weight though you were just fucking up your teeth
13 DannyLee90 2021-06-04
No cavities so far 🤷♂️ although I'm not a degen when it comes to brushing my teeth so maybe it balances out like cheap hookers and penicillin.
7 BussyShogun 2021-06-04
Sugar isn't as calories dense as far but you digest it quicker than protein, fat, or more complex carbs. means you get hungrier quicker after eating it.
3 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-06-04
This is the opposite of right. Insulin is, specifically, a satiety hormone and carbs-heavy foods like fruits are the most satiating food. Fats are the least satiating group, which is why until the advent of addictive junk food the science said fats bad carbs good.
The problem is that junk food is scientifically designed to be addicting. You aren’t going to be hungry after drinking 1000 calories of Mountain Dew, but your brain is going to crave it anyways.
3 red1dragon588 2021-06-04
Cope
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0 SolomonRed 2021-06-04
Imagine not drinking Pepsi instead.
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