Lmao imagine losing to burgers in their 5 or 6th favourite sport involving a ball. Truly shameful.

I mean football, basketball, hockey, baseball, nascar, wwe(its still real to me damnit) are all popular here so its not even top 6

Don't forget tennis. Average burger couldn't name a famous American soccer player but at least knows Serena Williams.

Oh shit i forgot golf too

Soccer may not even be top 10

god bless tony romo for allowing me to be able to name a pga golfer

and god bless him for so many other things as well

Romo is an american hero

Her having a sister makes it a pretty easy.....layup too.

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No that's Venus

Absolutely not true, Soccer is right after basketball and football right now tied with baseball.

Nobody cares to watch cars going around circles except bunch of hillbillies who dont understand F1.

https://www.questionpro.com/blog/soccer-and-usa/

7% of Americans cited soccer as their favorite sport to watch according to a 2018 Gallup report, while 9% preferred baseball. Soccer in the USA is the third-most played team sport, behind only basketball and American football.

Soccer is everybody's starter sport before they grow up and play a real one.

you mean madeup games which nobody in the world cares about?

All sports are made up games you mong.

That is what Charlemagne said too before he went on to unite Europe.

the democrats are bringing in immigrants to boost soccers numbers, in real american numbers its not top 10.

Figure skating might be more popular than soccer in all honesty.

Soccer is right after basketball and football right now tied with baseball.

this is b8

Give source, still bait. SMH.

shook ur head so hard your rattled all the folds out of your brain

that's the only way I could fathom anyone thinking that divegrass is more popular than baseball, nascar, college football, or wrasslin

Skip Bertman wants that dudes location

skip could literally beat the shit out of every member of this board including yours truly, even at his old age today

Not me bitch. I’d be holding the rope.

keep thinking that, so all that cells get atrophied in your brain.

Americans get mad when you tell them (correctly) that football is only getting more and more popular in their country while baseball and hockey are falling in numbers. We get it, you personally don't like divegrass. I don't like american football or basketball but I don't deny they are growing in popularity in Europe.

we don't get mad, we r actually laffin

because some of us are old enough to remember the 90's when the bob costas sports nerd types were telling us that by 2010 soccer would overtake the nfl as the top US sport

americans would like soccer if they reduced the field siize by at least 25%, got rid of the offsides rule, and let every player carry a handgun onto the, """"pitch""""" (g@y) with them

I've never understood the "offsides" hangup, if we didn't have an offside law it would just be teams of 6'8 genetic freaks taking turns standing in the opposition's box while the keeper launches kicks and they try and get anything on it to tap it in the net. Actually, that sounds like something Americans would love, that's basically just basketball.

as opposed to 5'6" guys who strolled up to the stadium in capris, dripping with hairspray and eau de heuomo, dribbling around in circles for 80 minutes after going up 1- """"NILL"""" (g@y)?

face it, your sport is boring as hell. it's not a coincidence that it is most loved in places where the only other thing to do for fun is a fuck a goat or get your hand chopped off for stealing a banana.

Our sporting cultures are so different, I don't begrudge people like you because you'll never understand why we like football. It's just chalk and cheese in terms of what people get out of sport comparing Americans to the rest of the world.

truly it is

I support more guns in sport. Preferably In a country I can stay away from.

Hockey is a leaf sport, who cares. And we’re better at it anyway. Canada hasn’t won a Stanley Cup in nearly 30 years. Teams from Carolina, SoCal and fucking Florida have won it more recently.

Flrida man??? redit moment!!! canadians BTFO poggers!!!!!

You're a rslur if you thought anyone actually thinks wwe is more popular than soccer

Lol I don’t know a single devoted soccer fan and I live in one of the soccer capitals of the US (California). Lots of people have play it but no one watches it.

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Snappy! Were you one of the Mexican fans chanting f-slurs all match long?

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh PUTO!

snappy gonna get y’alled again 😓

Pulisic penalty was a beauty.

Mexicans can’t believe they lost the game to USA . Shit has hit the fan, on the hand my burger friends are ecstatic.

Is it real distilled agave cope or that low quality mix shit like Jose Cuervo cope.

best quality cope that you can get.

I didn’t even watch the game but based on the seethe the Pulisic penalty has generated I think it was the correct and fair call.

I didn't even know there was a game yesterday. I was out fishing

It was a night game, didn't end till near midnight.

oh that makes sense. all the losers who obsessed over it probably slept in this morning, not like they had anywhere to be

what are you talking about landscapers have to get up super fucking early

brotha I grew up in south texas, I am familiar with landscapers

I'm just pointing out that there is a large overlap between US-based soccercels and day-laborers/landscapers because it is funny and relevant.

There was a landscaper with his head in his hands at 7am this morning and now I know why.

I'm Mexican and I love love love to watch USA destroy Mexico in soccer every single time. A soccer-obsessed nation getting destroyed by one were soccer is barely known lol get rekt fuck mexican futbol fans all 100% trash

Same for me except I extend it to every country the US beats in soccer. Watching the incomprehensible amount of europoor seethe when the US women's soccer team crushed all of them in the one sport they worship while most Americans didn't even realize we were playing , then go onto win the world cup was beyond hilarious. Arrr soccer and arrr europe were in shambles 😂

No one cares about women's football and the US didn't even qualify for the world cuo

There it is...that famous europoor cope I was talking about lol. Also sweaty, our f*id footie team won that world cup. Educate yourself and do better.

"active in these communities, Argh/soccer argh/Europe"

Exhibit A of euro seethe

*soccer

Mexicans are also just not as good at soccer as they think they are.

They got nothing on Euro teams like Germany, Spain, France and Italy, nor South American teams like Brazil and Argentina.

Their style of ball seems to be high octane run and gun hoping for a fast break rather than control the tempo and maintain possession. And their defense sucks, that’s how burgers ended up scoring 3 times lmao.

They are not even close to second tier teams. Chile defeated them 7-0 in their own turf. Mexico is down there with other irrelevant football countries like Japan

Hey now. Japanese womens soccer is decent.

Only because of their seething rage at being unmarried christmas cakes getting sexually harrassed at their office jobs.

They've basically pigeonholed themselves into futbol when you think about, they don't even really try any other sports besides that.

They have some pretty successful boxers, they should lean into that

Sadly, the US has to be improving at soccer. Its not like we could get worse, and the children of soccer moms are many for soccer moms are legion.

think about all the great athletes of real sports we missed out on because fake science convinced their parents it would give them concussions.

now those kids are all grown up, playing divegrass and swapping genders every other month, and listening to billie eilish

Whatever, if they want to play touch-butt in the park, that's their business. I'm bummed that athletic people don't follow the wrestling to MMA pipeline nearly enough. Its like they don't even want to fight for pennies and sports apparel coupons. Sad.

Baseado! I also coomed hard when Brazil got KRAUTED.com on 7-1 (our 9/11), it was about time to end the international reputation and ego of Favelastan as soccer experts, and expose the truth that we are actually a shithole 🤙

I have to give burgerland props for actually getting moderately good at a sport they don't give a fuck about and then beating countries where it's like their national religion.

We really only play soccer to get free college

“They’re sending their rapists, thieves, AND bottle-throwers”

Not even their good bottle throwers either

not new for SA football. copa libertadores uses these fine folk. they should be at all games tbh

Mexican fans actually make European soccer fans look tame by comparison. And its just them, no other North Central or South American fan base is even close to this awful.

This is tame compared to club football in europe and south america

This is what Mexican fans do in the States lol, games in Mexico are so much worse.

They're all tame compared to the Turks, who set people on fire.

In burgerland if you pour popcorn on a millionaire they will book you for attempted assassination.

My big question is how many of those Mexico fans actually traveled up, and how many are naturalized and/or resident Mexicans living stateside. Because it would be the funniest shit IMO if it were really just different Americans embarrassing Mexico.

Also I'm aware Mexico fans are shit always. Just the idea of Americans in Denver embarrassing another country makes me happy.

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Imagine losing to the US of A when it comes to soccer. I would be livid too, if I were a Mexican.

not livid; LOCO

Well, OK, so here I go, doing my job.

I find that video disgusting and it makes me angry and sick.

Cultivated and intelligent people, living in cultivated and civilized worlds have a choice of where they can go to gather informations on subjects they are interested in.

Concerning horology, this site is one place they could go. What more is there to say, without one becoming a mind-butchering absolutist myself?

So, to make it quite clear again, I for one, cannot accept the methods that chap is propagating - perhaps even being proud of his wits - and I must underline, that it's not the right way to go concerning clocks, but I have to tolerate his opinion in a "modern" society. Any other comments from my side would be, uhmh, "highly political" and we are not a political site.

Sir, please tell me needfully. Does precum make baby/ Is it punishmentof god for my vices? Ciao

lmfao. Football drama is undertapped imho

The users of this sub are actually the normie redditors they hate. Any sports drama and the comments are all “sports ball” “hand egg” “overpaid” it may as well be in r/news.

I looked at the comment now. I despair for argh slash drama.

Honestly if there was some kind of system to penalize diving or faking it would be a great sport to watch. Much more high speed than most of our sports.

It's already fun burger. And the best part is beating up people afterward when the arbitror is corrupt (i.e. always).

Fun was the wrong word, I meant more popular. Ask any yank about they sport and flopping is their biggest complaint. That and the overall lack of homoeroticism as compared to our pastimes.

That and the overall lack of homoeroticism as compared to our pastimes.

c o p e

Lol the most solid hit was on one of their own players. Love to see it.

Imagine caring about non yuropoor/favela football

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Live beautifully, die beautifully. I loved footie as a kid. It's just a big business now. Much alike most professional sports that I think some matches are fixed and have some corrupt refs.

I mean dude busy lmao I'm dumb

I can hear the mexutist screaming PI-PI Y PO-PO!