Dude's got a lot of porn saved and ready to go to prove a point. My thought is that he's an intellectual coomer: at a moment's notice, ready to argue down your porn to ascend his own.
Dude's also 100% a boomer, since one of his arbitrary GOOD-BAD contrasts was a random shot from 4:3-era NFL and another from 16:9; else it was just a harsh dig at the Jags. But more than likely, the argument was, 'Sports were better with fewer blacks, worse safety, and when you could barely see it on your little television. And fuck the Fox robot!'
More than likely, this guy's age and incongruous energy will mean that he will have or already has a popular podcast in which he yells qult-lite talking points. He will then abruptly end the podcast once his son dies of a fent OD, or news comes out that he's molesting his granddaughter.
Mayos live such simple lives: it's almost too uninteresting to even mention anymore.
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160 Supreme-Shitposter 2021-06-08
Maybe those guys are leaning cause they're taller than the women and want to be in frame for the photo?
180 Kissingersbitch 2021-06-08
LVM c0pe 💅🏽
18 tiptopkitkat 2021-06-08
Sucking on the teats of FDS I see.
13 Supreme-Shitposter 2021-06-08
Shouldn't you be taking care of your 50 cats
94 smeppel 2021-06-08
Seethe more weak man 🙄
66 Supreme-Shitposter 2021-06-08
Sorry I'm not a manlet that will always be in frame.
50 smeppel 2021-06-08
Lanklets when will they learn?
45 bad_site_is_bad 2021-06-08
manlet cope
39 smeppel 2021-06-08
I'm from the tallest country on earth and even here I'm above average height.
Still I don't LEAN like a WEAK ass BETA MALE
17 UnheardIdentity 2021-06-08
It's hard to lean when you don't have any women to take pictures with.
11 vrzv 2021-06-08
zoz
7 vrzv 2021-06-08
zle
8 vrzv 2021-06-08
zozzle
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109 RydenwithByden 2021-06-08
That OP has 100% never had his penis touched...even by himself because hes probably afraid of being gay or something
63 Kissingersbitch 2021-06-08
Pretty based ngl
36 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-06-08
Dude's got a lot of porn saved and ready to go to prove a point. My thought is that he's an intellectual coomer: at a moment's notice, ready to argue down your porn to ascend his own.
Dude's also 100% a boomer, since one of his arbitrary GOOD-BAD contrasts was a random shot from 4:3-era NFL and another from 16:9; else it was just a harsh dig at the Jags. But more than likely, the argument was, 'Sports were better with fewer blacks, worse safety, and when you could barely see it on your little television. And fuck the Fox robot!'
More than likely, this guy's age and incongruous energy will mean that he will have or already has a popular podcast in which he yells qult-lite talking points. He will then abruptly end the podcast once his son dies of a fent OD, or news comes out that he's molesting his granddaughter.
Mayos live such simple lives: it's almost too uninteresting to even mention anymore.
6 the-peanut-gallery 2021-06-08
But Touching your penis is gay. Same reason I don't wipe my ass either. I'm not going that close to my butthole.
3 RydenwithByden 2021-06-08
I got a colostomy bag because anything coming in or out of your butthole is gay.
Toilet paper and bidets are just demonic buck breaking tools of yakub
0 red1dragon588 2021-06-08
He does understand 🐶🧠
https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1402673548246896656?s=20
71 Corporal-Hicks 2021-06-08
didnt expect to john lennons butthole today
29 Kissingersbitch 2021-06-08
If my day had to be ruined so did yours.
53 Eldoradokaisen 2021-06-08
Ngl that post was probably the gayest shit I've read all week. Twitter op is 100% a homo
11 TedhaHaiParMeraHai 2021-06-08
That dude is 100% a schizo. That thread goes on for like hundreds of tweets.
3 Jannycide_Now 2021-06-08
Smh haven't been keeping up with Buck Breaking 😓😓😓
2 Eldoradokaisen 2021-06-08
Lol everyone knows buck breaking is done by straight white men😡😡😡😡. FYI I reported you because of your hateful username.
4 Jannycide_Now 2021-06-08
Ok fugee 🥱🥱🥱 everyone knows that the jannies are the Bourgeoisie, the redditor is the proletariat, and 🏴☠️drama is the vanguard party.
18 UnheardIdentity 2021-06-08
https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1402075209126092808?s=20
https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1392542516239552517?s=20
Lmao
7 noPENGSinALASKA 2021-06-08
That second one is amazing. Maybe there’s something to this if that Manley street shitter can pull a western(I assume) tourist.
2 Arbys_Official 2021-06-08
rise of the manlets
16 Fresh__Slice 2021-06-08
This shit is over a year old
14 SlimeMob44 2021-06-08
We could make jenkem with this shit
13 Lychosand 2021-06-08
SIGMA males stand however tf they choose
11 AugustinesBitchBoy 2021-06-08
Can someone redpill me on sigma males?
3 Lychosand 2021-06-08
Anthony Spade can
11 zpodsoup 2021-06-08
The “convince yourself you’re not a loser, everyone else is” industry has been booming huh
10 Expert-Cut-2701 2021-06-08
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
5 Kissingersbitch 2021-06-08
New here right?
7 AnalSexWithLatinas 2021-06-08
some people really need to be bullied
6 [deleted] 2021-06-08
I wasn't a fan of the thread till he started postin tiddies
4 vrzv 2021-06-08
NTA
2 TheCockworkGod 2021-06-08
But my gf literally asks to mommy me?
Is this another f-slur spoken paradox? Or has the Twitterschizo not taken his meds?
Probably both
1 Mlwrf 2021-06-08
Never disrespect Jay “Based Marlboro Man” Cutler like that ever again, you fuckin slut.
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1 creamygoodnesspirate 2021-06-08
Holy shit, Jason Statham is a manlet.
That's disappointing and my main takeaway from this.
1 I_Shah 2021-06-08
Is this the origin of the 🦮💊
https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1402673548246896656?s=20
0 MrSilk13642 2021-06-08
Twitter users and masculinity.. Name a bigger set of enemies.