Have these people ever had sex lol

“Can we have sex please”

"hold up my lawyer sent me a new consent waiver you need to sign"

I’m sorry, but you gave me the outdated CON-53n7 form, we’re up to n8 now. Legally speaking, you raped me.

https://www.cc.com/video/jwmvxd/chappelle-s-show-love-contract

A crumb of gussy pweeease m'lady?

No

I unironically think all of the consent shit is why young people are having a lot less sex than they used to.

It's definitely a part of it. When I was younger I'd just make a move when they seemed into me and it either worked or it didn't. That was that.

With gfs, sometimes they weren't in the mood or weren't feeling well- and they'd tell me. That was that.

If I had to go through the trouble of getting them to sign a fucking consent contract I probably wouldn't have even bothered.

Also a lot of these kids are probably spooked about getting accused of rape or something thanks to the modern climate.

About 7-8 years ago I fucked some girl and ghosted her. She found me and told me she was going to go to the police and tell them I raped her if I didn't keep sleeping with her. Nothing came of it but I'd be lying if I said it didn't fuck with me. Went like half a year without hooking up with anyone because it just didn't seem worth the risk.

And this shit's only gotten worse since then.

It's more of a symptom than a cause, it's just fucked up society and socialization all around.

Only a dead lay would think this. Asking kills the mood.

Just marry an autistic woman. That way you can ask for written consent every time without killing the mood.

I can only get hard with a notary stamp in my hand.

Maybe it's just me, but I always lose my boner when signing a 20-page intercourse agreement.

Stop death-gripping the signature pen

We should learn from the Japanese and start using personalized seals. That way we can sign all different s*xual consent agreements in just a few seconds.

personalized seals

Put it on a cock ring, and I'll slap-sign documents all day!

The key is to renegotiate the terms every time. Treat it as foreplay

One more reason why my plan to marry Greta thunderthigh and dismantle industrial society with her is ingenious

Such as "nah not right now, I'm not feeling it"? Because that's how normal people do it

In our household we use "Eject" or "Heat Critical"

Giant robots rule the nights and days.

Idk what these peoples troubles are

Social probably

I’ve heard it come from women more too, I’m guessing because it removes the art and shifts the women as the lead instead of the man.

By asking you’re shifting her to be the instigator when she probably prefers the guy to take that role. My guess

Also "I can't just agree to have sex, I'm not a slut!"

Yeah, even emancipated, independent women want a man who shows initiative and ambition. Its almost like social conventions that used to be literally universal in all but the finer details, probably didn't just appear put of nowhere. Im not a tradcuck who wants to go back to the 1950s, but its nevertheless important to understand that these social norms had their genesis in very real preferences between the sexes.

Its impressive, really. This modern retardation has created an environment and system that literally makes no one happy, yet is constantly lauded as oh so great and progressive, and if anything should be implemented even more radically.

You want woman? Just take woman.

YAS. No pussies plz. Big dick energy only.

The woman saying she can't tell when her husband is in the mood...

Dude's probably cheatin ngl

10 years of marriage and she still doesn't know him at all. Almost makes me want to sub to 🏴‍☠️AreTheStraightsOkay

Don't blame him at all.

"Honey, am I still allowed to cum as per our consent form, or would you like to revoke that part? You got about 20 seconds I reckon"

None of these """people""" can come even close to making their partner cum.

I made it clear to my girlfriend that I give absolute unrevokable consent under all circumstances by having a penis

Literal boomerposting.

I bet he needs consent to hate his wife too!

Hah hahahah hahaha *cough ha-cough* hey Ted! his wife! hahahaha

Wrong generation. Boomer are more "one of these days Alice. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!"

And that’s a good thing

my girlfriend

reported

Not having sexual partners sign NDAs and sex contracts

Wow, are they even trying.

Can there really be sex or consent of they're not on the blockchain?

New crypto scamcoin idea

When they go from “I’m not sleeping with you tonight” to attempting to ride you raw within a half hour you know that words really are only 7%* of communication.

*or what the fuck ever it’s supposed to be.

ETA: this has happened to me as described THRICE and I’m only okay-looking and moderately charming.

Fuck ugly is the new sexy

DO YOU CONSENT?

OFFICER I DO NOT CONSENT I DO NOT CONSENT I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN AND THIS IS RAPE!

This is dumb. Verbal consent or mentioning something is fine if it’s not vanilla stuff but there whole ask everything is definitely a mood killer. For example anal. I usually mention it while teasing it because I’ve definitely gotten responses like “I’ve had the shits all day babe idk if you really want to do that rn”. And no, no I don’t want to risk a poop canon on our bed, neither one of us wants to clean that up.

You wouldnt have this issue if you werent a disgusting subhuman that prefers gussy over bussy

Baby ain't nobody hitting this bussy after I've had taco bell

beaner breaking

Probably don’t want to be doing any anal with either when they’re having a bubbly stomach day and the shits but still want to get laid.

Get a tarp, you prudes.

Be a man.

Amen 🙏

https://rdrama.net/post/30f/autists-mad-when-told-to-read

Stop lying none of you have had sex

Does anyone remember that cringey video where the stinky hipsters start to fuck and ask for consent for every action? It was so funny but I can't find it.

Goddamn Chappelle's Show called it like 15 years ago with the consent form bit

"Ma'am, may I have a morsel of pussy?"

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