I don’t like Harris but what exactly do they think going to the physical border to stare at it and some desert is going to accomplish? It’s basically a photo op for politicians who do. At least visiting a holding facility would be more purposeful but you can do that in fn New Jersey and other states to spread that corporate money because they ship people to facilities way away from the border and separate people from other adults family members who are in ice and private detention centers.
Votoids judge politicians by their rhetoric and other acts of drama. Who has the time to sift through bill records and assess policy outcomes? Pundits? Journalists? Get with the times, fluffy.
God damn, just annex Mexico already. I know it’s before his time, but surely DDD knows we still have some destiny that needs manifesting in the absolute worst way. We can take Leaf Land while we’re at it.
We need to have an exchange program. We accept 1 beautiful bronze Aztec king for every 5 blue checks we deport. This exchange rate is fair because you cant equate their contributions to society as 1:1
Blue checks should be deported free of charge to leafland, and then a giant ice wall be built to close the border, like in GoTShit. Then just wait for winter or something until they all freeze.
I wish this was the norm. Imagine politicans calling each other cringe, asking for votes because YOLO, hitting the dab and doing the backpack dance on their way off the stage.
While we're at it, let's replace presidential debates with presidential diss tracks. I would love to hear a DDD vs DDR rap battle😍
If you think it would be cool to see memes win someone votes, then I must have woken up in 2015, and I need to make some sports and elections bets right away.
I'm not talking about just "pokemon go to the polls" or people replying to DDR's tweets with rare pepes. I'm talking full on, no holds barred zoomer "humor" taking over political discourse.
If you don't think it would be cool to see DDD and DDR argue about which one of them is more "sus" I don't know what's wrong with you.
I'd trade a not meme government for America's only two choices are Eric André for the demonrats, and 2010 Colbert fully in character for the QOP.
What will definitely happen, though, (because zoomers are fucking stupid), is that by 2060, one party will run a Pewdiepie-level influencer and win. Rather than memes, though, her campaign will just be spent promising everyone lambos, and curing all the diseases, and making crime stop by making crime illegal.
Zoomer online shit is funny (>implying) if funny people do something with it. Geriatric sundowners repeating meme phrases their handlers teach them verbatim is just embarrassing.
I don't think zoomer humor is funny. I just think it would be funny to watch old ass politicians eating tidepods or calling each other the gamer word in a CoD lobby to look relatable to zoomers and get their vote. That's all.
I really just posted because I thought it was funny the boomers at Fox News are putting "cringe" in their headlines. Why is everyone talking about Mexico?
You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
Watching rightoids try to fabricate some "crisis at the border" because literally the only tricks they have in their book are manufactured claims of voter fraud and "immigration crisis" is wild.
Biden’s immigration policies are about the same as Obama’s which resulted in about net zero for undocumented crossings from federal stats. In layman’s terms for every person who was estimated entering they forcefully deported someone or someone who wasn’t documented left the US (semi to fully*) voluntarily. There’s a reason Obam was called the deporter and chief by some mex and South American groups.
Harris also told Guatemala people the other day “do not come do NOT come” along with her and joe saying it to other places.
You’d think rightoids would be happy they’re taking a pretty normal right wing to hardline without the cruel words approach to immigration that rightoids and cent dems want.
I sent a few articles to my “Biden and Harris are communists” relative today and one of the sources they questioned and seemingly didn’t like because it was a leftist site (even though the article was trashing Biden for funding ICE) and the other was about Kamala talking to Guatemala people and all she said was “well she needs to go to the Mexico border and tell them all to turn around and she hasn’t done that!!!”
As a rightoid, this makes me mad because it's correct.
But I'd like to point out out its still happening despite Biden actual policies. It's because partisan r-slurs from all over the spectrum declared racial jungle Biden the great liberator of PoC, which made the migrants think they'd get a free ride. I put more blame on bird app then Biden himself.
It's like the "gas crisis" which is actually just gas prices reacting to a massive surge in demand as the country opens back up, and overall returning to pre-pandemic levels:
Another funny part about the immigration stuff is it's likely smugglers were advertising off of Trump and convinced people it'd be easier to enter the country once Trump was out of office:
Have Biden administration policies caused this increase? There is no evidence to suggest that this is the case. Organizations working with asylum seekers and unaccompanied children in the San Diego-Tijuana border region tell us that even before President Biden took office smugglers may have been exploiting potential clients by claiming it would be easier to enter the United States once the Trump administration was gone. This is supported by the literature that examines changes in the fees smugglers charge at the U.S.-Mexico border, as well as a DHS report on the same subject
Like this is the same bullshit playbook these people use every single cycle.
rile up idiots with fake immigration hysteria.
lie about gas prices and exploit any expected shift in gas prices by claiming it's totally energy policy despite it having nothing to do with energy policy.
accuse the "radical left" of causing x y and z.
It's like how in Texas when the power grid failed (mostly because natural gas and Republican failure) they instantly started spamming about wind turbines to create a fake scandal around energy policy.
This isn't even funny to deal with anymore because it happens like clockwork.
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76 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-06-09
I don’t like Harris but what exactly do they think going to the physical border to stare at it and some desert is going to accomplish? It’s basically a photo op for politicians who do. At least visiting a holding facility would be more purposeful but you can do that in fn New Jersey and other states to spread that corporate money because they ship people to facilities way away from the border and separate people from other adults family members who are in ice and private detention centers.
40 freet0 2021-06-09
Oh, so now you want her to visit the third world? Outrageous.
21 GreenBlueEyedDog 2021-06-09
Enough 👏 with 👏 the 👏 serious 👏 posting 👏
7 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-06-09
She could at least fake cry and take some selfies. AOC really set the bar high.
3 TheOverSeether 2021-06-09
Votoids judge politicians by their rhetoric and other acts of drama. Who has the time to sift through bill records and assess policy outcomes? Pundits? Journalists? Get with the times, fluffy.
2 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-09
Theres not a continuous conga-line of immigrants crossing the border, that you can look at and maybe drink some tequila with?! TIL I guess...
62 Bagtot 2021-06-09
God damn, just annex Mexico already. I know it’s before his time, but surely DDD knows we still have some destiny that needs manifesting in the absolute worst way. We can take Leaf Land while we’re at it.
24 CosmoSucks 2021-06-09
I yearn for conquest.
24 RydenwithByden 2021-06-09
We need to have an exchange program. We accept 1 beautiful bronze Aztec king for every 5 blue checks we deport. This exchange rate is fair because you cant equate their contributions to society as 1:1
16 Pepperglue 2021-06-09
You're really selling the Mexicans short.
5 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-09
5:1 that is straight up a hate-crime against Mexicans, to imply that 6 blue checks work anywhere near as much as one frijoles.
18 heretobefriends 2021-06-09
NAU when?
5 vrzv 2021-06-09
Not soon enough 😔
12 __TIE_Guy 2021-06-09
Please do this soon. Regarding Maple Leaf Land. The wypipo here need a wake up call.
6 goodbehaviorsam 2021-06-09
They'll soon be replaced by Chinese Communists. Its fine. America can finally annex Canada then.
6 __TIE_Guy 2021-06-09
I'm hoping I can one day become a burger.
1 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-09
Blue checks should be deported free of charge to leafland, and then a giant ice wall be built to close the border, like in GoTShit. Then just wait for winter or something until they all freeze.
9 boredtodeath1000 2021-06-09
Best shit I’ve ever read on this sub!
Let’s👏manifest👏some👏more👏of👏that👏destiny👏
The leafs wouldn’t know how to function with all this glorious freedom.
30 alakavat 2021-06-09
I wish this was the norm. Imagine politicans calling each other cringe, asking for votes because YOLO, hitting the dab and doing the backpack dance on their way off the stage.
While we're at it, let's replace presidential debates with presidential diss tracks. I would love to hear a DDD vs DDR rap battle😍
19 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-06-09
If you think it would be cool to see memes win someone votes, then I must have woken up in 2015, and I need to make some sports and elections bets right away.
13 alakavat 2021-06-09
I'm not talking about just "pokemon go to the polls" or people replying to DDR's tweets with rare pepes. I'm talking full on, no holds barred zoomer "humor" taking over political discourse.
If you don't think it would be cool to see DDD and DDR argue about which one of them is more "sus" I don't know what's wrong with you.
2 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-06-09
I'd trade a not meme government for America's only two choices are Eric André for the demonrats, and 2010 Colbert fully in character for the QOP.
What will definitely happen, though, (because zoomers are fucking stupid), is that by 2060, one party will run a Pewdiepie-level influencer and win. Rather than memes, though, her campaign will just be spent promising everyone lambos, and curing all the diseases, and making crime stop by making crime illegal.
2 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-09
At least we got this.
2 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-09
Zoomer online shit is funny (>implying) if funny people do something with it. Geriatric sundowners repeating meme phrases their handlers teach them verbatim is just embarrassing.
2 alakavat 2021-06-09
I don't think zoomer humor is funny. I just think it would be funny to watch old ass politicians eating tidepods or calling each other the gamer word in a CoD lobby to look relatable to zoomers and get their vote. That's all.
2 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-09
That's fair. Admirable even, as far as tide pods and (racial) slurs are concerned.
8 Wopitikitotengo 2021-06-09
https://youtu.be/HZPTZuwwHng
The house of commons is like that except its got autistic rules about what language you can use. Still great banter sometimes.
3 AntiP--sOperations 2021-06-09
This exists. (Kind of)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkGK7bitav0
3 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-09
Goddamn
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27 Shubard75 2021-06-09
I really just posted because I thought it was funny the boomers at Fox News are putting "cringe" in their headlines. Why is everyone talking about Mexico?
3 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-09
Its basically just twitter drama with 3 sentences like in an agenda post tho.
13 freet0 2021-06-09
She's unironically right. What is a photo-op next to a fence going to do to help?
Journos, once again, are the lowest form of life.
1 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-09
Are journos a form of life though?
6 SnapshillBot 2021-06-09
You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
Snapshots:
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-10 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-06-09
Watching rightoids try to fabricate some "crisis at the border" because literally the only tricks they have in their book are manufactured claims of voter fraud and "immigration crisis" is wild.
41 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-06-09
Biden’s immigration policies are about the same as Obama’s which resulted in about net zero for undocumented crossings from federal stats. In layman’s terms for every person who was estimated entering they forcefully deported someone or someone who wasn’t documented left the US (semi to fully*) voluntarily. There’s a reason Obam was called the deporter and chief by some mex and South American groups.
Harris also told Guatemala people the other day “do not come do NOT come” along with her and joe saying it to other places.
You’d think rightoids would be happy they’re taking a pretty normal right wing to hardline without the cruel words approach to immigration that rightoids and cent dems want.
22 Zero5urvivers 2021-06-09
Rightoids care about the aesthetics of being tough on illegal immigration, not about the act of efficiently and effectively deporting them.
0 TheOverSeether 2021-06-09
Correct. Leftoids are too busy diddling kids on discord.
8 shwoooooop 2021-06-09
nooo not the heckin cruel worderinos
6 Lt_FrankDrebin_ 2021-06-09
I sent a few articles to my “Biden and Harris are communists” relative today and one of the sources they questioned and seemingly didn’t like because it was a leftist site (even though the article was trashing Biden for funding ICE) and the other was about Kamala talking to Guatemala people and all she said was “well she needs to go to the Mexico border and tell them all to turn around and she hasn’t done that!!!”
2 heretobefriends 2021-06-09
https://youtu.be/fraNl2PTpSc
5 General_Insomnia 2021-06-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRCf3KUEVyw
1 wabasada 2021-06-09
As a rightoid, this makes me mad because it's correct.
But I'd like to point out out its still happening despite Biden actual policies. It's because partisan r-slurs from all over the spectrum declared racial jungle Biden the great liberator of PoC, which made the migrants think they'd get a free ride. I put more blame on bird app then Biden himself.
26 quitsocmedia 2021-06-09
Fabricate a border crisis? Projecting much Pizza?
-16 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-06-09
What lol? It's literally a meme, it wasn't even up at historically abnormal rates.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/23/theres-no-migrant-surge-us-southern-border-heres-data/?utm_source=CJR+Daily+News&utm_campaign=2e7c6e3ada-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2020_11_11_06_33_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&mc_cid=2e7c6e3ada&mc_eid=fef816934d
Like they constantly do this shit.
It's like the "gas crisis" which is actually just gas prices reacting to a massive surge in demand as the country opens back up, and overall returning to pre-pandemic levels:
Another funny part about the immigration stuff is it's likely smugglers were advertising off of Trump and convinced people it'd be easier to enter the country once Trump was out of office:
Like this is the same bullshit playbook these people use every single cycle.
rile up idiots with fake immigration hysteria.
lie about gas prices and exploit any expected shift in gas prices by claiming it's totally energy policy despite it having nothing to do with energy policy.
accuse the "radical left" of causing x y and z.
It's like how in Texas when the power grid failed (mostly because natural gas and Republican failure) they instantly started spamming about wind turbines to create a fake scandal around energy policy.
This isn't even funny to deal with anymore because it happens like clockwork.
18 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-06-09
"there's no crisis and also the crisis was caused by Trump leaving office"
9 quitsocmedia 2021-06-09
We were always at war with Oceania
2 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-06-09
There's no crisis either way, but it's pretty obvious smugglers marketed via Trumpian bullshit, even dhs said as much.
5 TheOverSeether 2021-06-09
Can you quote the DHS on this? I know they're useless, but they do hire grammar checkers.
1 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-06-09
The paper is talking about how smuggling fees increase as border enforcement, or the perception of border enforcement becomes more intense::
Basically, Republican propaganda is a driving market force in smuggler fees.
1 TheOverSeether 2021-06-09
Thanks, habibi. I'll check it out.
14 snowkarl 2021-06-09
90 percent of seethe about this has been from leftoids on the bird app lol
Most rightoids seem pleased but just want to dunk on kamala due to some animal, tribal urge or desire.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-09
It's just slightly grating seeing leftoids defend the 'concentration camps' now that the guy running them is someone from their team.
But you're right, other than that I don't actually give a shit tbh.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2021-06-09
Because the kids are now safely in pods and not cages