i can't tell if these talking head jobs are just so fuckin' cushy he's willing to go through this or he's so amazingly useless in the world that he had to fucking do it.
I recently thought I had mixed up Pizzashill and watermark when I attributed an Adderall addiction to the former. Now I realize they both are Addy-poppers.
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61 bumford11 2021-06-11
Should have doubled down and jerked it on live tv
19 Thousand_Yard_Flare 2021-06-11
Seriously, that's how you become a real NewsChad
3 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-11
Like that rightoid guy (vice founder i think?) Who shoved a dildo up his ass on his show to own libs
59 Exotic_Ad7433 2021-06-11
Lol I like how they're acting like he's some kind of monster because he jerked off after failing to close zoom correctly.
100 GeminiRocket 2021-06-11
I would rather fake my own death and disappear forever than doing this interview.
51 MannyShannon069 2021-06-11
i can't tell if these talking head jobs are just so fuckin' cushy he's willing to go through this or he's so amazingly useless in the world that he had to fucking do it.
12 Ni_Go_Zero_Ichi 2021-06-11
Every time I thought I was out… they pulled me back in.
34 heretobefriends 2021-06-11
Maybe he has a humiliation fetish.
13 jeffthespammer 2021-06-11
this is the only reason I can think of as to why he would do this.
9 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-06-11
He doesn't have a micropenis though.
3 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-11
Proof🤔
56 heretobefriends 2021-06-11
She's clearly enjoying stomping his balls a little. Do you think mommy has a dom side?
21 YHofSuburbia 2021-06-11
I mean, I would let her abuse me in any way she wanted
7 GeminiRocket 2021-06-11
It definitely has a Dean who summon you his office cause you fucked up and went too far with a bad joke again
5 kratoswithcappuccino 2021-06-11
I am erect
28 General_Insomnia 2021-06-11
Yeah, at least he isn't Pizzashill.
34 15nelsoc 2021-06-11
The Pizzashill, self-admitted former benadryl delirium addict and current adderall partaker?
18 ShitTornadoToOz 2021-06-11
The very same!
14 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-06-11
I recently thought I had mixed up Pizzashill and watermark when I attributed an Adderall addiction to the former. Now I realize they both are Addy-poppers.
8 Islam_Was_Right 2021-06-11
I always kinda assume any unironic effortposter here is at least on adderall tbh
3 Giulio-Cesare 2021-06-11
The only real times I've effort posted were when I was on stimulants so yeah, theory checks out.
2 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-11
Thats why I put no effort in my comments 😎
2 IraqiLobster 2021-06-11
You need to inform me where I can see he admits this
It’s a matter of national security
1 15nelsoc 2021-06-11
Here's him saying he took 20 benadryls (500mg 😧):
🏴☠️slash Dr@ma / comments / nqsj2d / why_benny_is_the_closest_thing_rent_has_to_an/h0d8s4o?context=3
He mentioned the addiction part 2ish weeks ago, and I gave up after scrolling through the 10000 comments he posted in the last 11 days
1 IraqiLobster 2021-06-11
Thanks cutie
Guess he replaced his addiction then
1 15nelsoc 2021-06-11
Yeah, replaced it with adderall. He's a treasure, but he's definitely got a few too many screws loose
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43 HAthrowaway50 2021-06-11
holy fucking shit it's jeffry coomin
3 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-11
We be toobin
1 IraqiLobster 2021-06-11
The thrilling end to the Toobin missile crisis
41 sips_white_monster 2021-06-11
based
22 Riderz__of_Brohan 2021-06-11
Welcome back king
20 ShowMeTheBussy 2021-06-11
Glad to see his hands above the table for this one. Let’s hope it stays that way
3 Eastern_Emotion6906 2021-06-11
If a woman was caught jilling off on camera like that, the men who watched would be chastised for being perverts.
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1 jubbergun 2021-06-11
Now that Spanky is back on the air maybe they'll bring back Alfafa and Buckwheat and they can do a Little Rascals reboot.