[Zoom call total disaster] Jeffrey Toobin returns to CNN and addresses his absence.

3  2021-06-11 by GeminiRocket

37 comments

Should have doubled down and jerked it on live tv

Seriously, that's how you become a real NewsChad

Like that rightoid guy (vice founder i think?) Who shoved a dildo up his ass on his show to own libs

Lol I like how they're acting like he's some kind of monster because he jerked off after failing to close zoom correctly.

I would rather fake my own death and disappear forever than doing this interview.

i can't tell if these talking head jobs are just so fuckin' cushy he's willing to go through this or he's so amazingly useless in the world that he had to fucking do it.

Every time I thought I was out… they pulled me back in.

Maybe he has a humiliation fetish.

this is the only reason I can think of as to why he would do this.

He doesn't have a micropenis though.

Proof🤔

She's clearly enjoying stomping his balls a little. Do you think mommy has a dom side?

I mean, I would let her abuse me in any way she wanted

It definitely has a Dean who summon you his office cause you fucked up and went too far with a bad joke again

I am erect

Yeah, at least he isn't Pizzashill.

The Pizzashill, self-admitted former benadryl delirium addict and current adderall partaker?

The very same!

I recently thought I had mixed up Pizzashill and watermark when I attributed an Adderall addiction to the former. Now I realize they both are Addy-poppers.

I always kinda assume any unironic effortposter here is at least on adderall tbh

The only real times I've effort posted were when I was on stimulants so yeah, theory checks out.

Thats why I put no effort in my comments 😎

You need to inform me where I can see he admits this

It’s a matter of national security

Here's him saying he took 20 benadryls (500mg 😧):

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He mentioned the addiction part 2ish weeks ago, and I gave up after scrolling through the 10000 comments he posted in the last 11 days

Thanks cutie

10000 comments he posted in the last 11 days

Guess he replaced his addiction then

Yeah, replaced it with adderall. He's a treasure, but he's definitely got a few too many screws loose

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holy fucking shit it's jeffry coomin

We be toobin

The thrilling end to the Toobin missile crisis

he's a jack of all trades.

based

Welcome back king

Glad to see his hands above the table for this one. Let’s hope it stays that way

If a woman was caught jilling off on camera like that, the men who watched would be chastised for being perverts.

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Now that Spanky is back on the air maybe they'll bring back Alfafa and Buckwheat and they can do a Little Rascals reboot.