Pathetic monotreme can only get half his cocks hard at once

1  2021-06-11 by JimieWhales

13 comments

HAHAHA SPIKEYBOI CANT GET HIS PRICKS UP.

Dear arrTerribleRelationshipAdvice,

My man only ever gets to a 2/4 chub, no matter how many eggs I've got in my cloaca... wat do you think I should do?

Dump him sweaty, time to move on.

Does your cloaca smell? If so, dm me rn

Don’t waste your time with LVMs, qween

NTA

“Internally, we think it’s pretty similar to an echidna, but nobody’s ever seen an erect platypus penis, so we’re not sure if they only use one of their two heads at one time,” she said.

They should ask Taytay?

Getting only half your dick hard at once sounds like a cool party trick tbh.

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That's still 2 more cocks than you.

My first impression is that this is wasted grant money in such a retarded research topic but then I realized that all scientific developments in phallic based science is a step towards ending all global conflict

it's over for platycels

Multi-dick Johnson strikes again.