Healthcare hero lifts credit card off deceased patient to buy hot chips. Everyone agrees this is bad behavior except for one berniecel thot who calmly explains that stealing from dead people is actually good, because of capitalism.

1  2021-06-12 by ChapoDestroyer

75 comments

he's dead bro. he doesn't need it

She does raise a good point though.

and then she danced on tiktok and everyone clapped 😊

Shes dead bro, so it wasnt rape

Only if you knew she was dead otherwise still rape

muh propertycels be seething. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Idk she can steal my corpse's money card anytime.

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Lmao the idea a nurse at a hospital isn't making a "living wage" seems dubious.

A lot of hospitals pay a shit ton for even entry level healthcare workers.

My grandma got my mom involved in this racket when I was a kid (this led to my mom becoming a RN) and even when she started working there right off the bat it was like 19-20 dollars an hour, and that was when I was 12 or 13, I'm 30 now.

So this was a while ago. Obviously an RN makes a lot more, over 40 dollars an hour back then where I lived, but even a non-rn is making good money.

So realistically this woman likely just lost a very well paying job for a 2 dollar bag of chips.

I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck about your lived experience

Snappy, pls.

The story's from the UK, where apparently nurses get paid shitty wages, not that it excuses anything.

Idk still like 30k euros a year.

I thought you followed politics pizza. The UK doesn’t use euros.

I converted it to euros..

The salary is like 27k pounds, which is like 30-31k euros, which is like 37k dollars.

Why wouldn’t you just convert pounds to dollars instead of to some random other currency nobody was talking about. 🤔

Pizza works in mysterious ways.

Pizza works

Yeah right, I am sure he does.

Bro idk I've been doing currency converts all day using euros and just did that.

I've been doing currency converts all day

Is this what you do for fun?

Anything is better then dealing with pojom

Pojom seems fine as long as there's not a discord within arms reach

The UK uses pounds and depending where you live, that can be very little money, again I'm not saying this justifies anything.

Does robbing deadcels need justification though

Lol deadcels

never began for them

30k euros is nothing, that's like minimum wage in ny

I imagine someone in the UK lives fine on 30k.

yeah but a nurse with a college degree only makes 30k? That's pretty terrible

Still enough to not steal chips.

Fair lol

Which licenses would u buy?

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europoor is true huh

They're saying they get paid 25K starting salary in the thread. That's a pretty average wage. If you're not living in London it's enough to buy your own Doritos.

She’s apparently a Britbong, they pay their healthcare workers in lead paint chips and dead grass

Already looked into this, it's like 37k a year.

Not a ton, but probably a "living wage" especially in a country with such a generous social safety net.

You can live a perfectly normal life on 30k pounds, but only as long as you don't live in London

I've noticed it doesn't matter what you make, in the greater sense. If you are at the bottom rungs of your company's pay scale, you'll be surrounded by people whining about how they're underpaid.

Honestly most nurses are despicable people, I'm tired of seeing these dancing nurses and being told that I should worship these "first responders". Also most of them are fat as shit and they're supposed to keep other people healthy?

Lmao that tweet sounds like the setup to a Seinfeld episode

"...and I was just finishing my shift when I noticed I had forgotten my wallet"

"Oh no don't tell me..."

"I WAS HUNGRY JERRY I HADN'T EATEN SINCE 6 IN THE MORNING!"

"So you just went ahead and took the credit card from a dead patient?"

"HE WAS DEAD JERRY! HE DIDN'T EVEN NEED HIS CREDIT CARD ANYMORE! I ONLY BOUGHT A $1.99 BAG OF CHIPS! I WOULD HAVE PAID BACK HIS INHERITORS!"

"How long had he been dead for anyway?"

"I'm not sure maybe like 2 or 3 hours?"

"Ok that's not that ba-"

"ALRIGHT I LIED IT WAS 17 MINUTES!"

"17 minutes?!"

"Yes, Jerry, 17 minutes."

"If you're robbing the dead you need to at least make sure their time since death is measured in hours. You should have waited another hour or 2 until you bought those chips."

"I WAS STARVING JERRY! STARVING!"

"You'll be starving once employers look up your name and find an article titled "local nurse uses credit card of man that has been dead for 17 minutes". Now if it said 2 hours instead..."

Bibo is a shitty hot take artist and has the face of a woman who’s genes have adapted to withstand generations of drunken domestic violence.

Friendly reminder that she was a groupie for RWBB and still cucks out leftoids for them regularly.

Her tattoos are garbage too, even bad by women's tattoos standards.

She’s literally the living embodiment of everything wrong with women

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I rarely ever see women that look good with tats. The more the tats, the worse she looks. I think the woman with the most amount of tats that looks good in them is the wife of that giant guy from game of thrones.

You don't have act like you're straight in drama bro we get it you like bussy we all do

rude!

RWBB

Literally who?

Right wing-body builders, generally centered around Bronze Age Pervert.

she bought a god damn bag of chips not a louis vuitton bag the family will get that $1.50 back this is a desperate act and i'd be willing to bet there was an underlying reason for doing this. being a nurse right now is awful this woman needed some fuckin chips! let her eat!!!

alright this happens every time i gain followers for some dumb shit viral tweet so let me say again i am a communist, that is my ideal society. i say things communists would say so if u get mad at me for that it's ON YOU

defending the woman who bought chips with the dead persons debit card IS the hill i'm willing to die on. i'll take a bullet for her she didn't do anything wrong

being a nurse right now is awful

how? aren't burgers done with rona? is it cause nobody watches hospital tiktoks anymore?

Every job a woman does is the hardest job on the planet from being a mother to a nurse

aren't burgers done with rona?

nurse is a bong

bongs are even more over it aren't they? Even their rightoids took the microchip

I say things communists would say? So like she's not a real person but ivan from 1965 ussr?

Also, fair point, during communism in a lot of eastern bloc countries, theft was rampant.

being a nurse right now is awful

Well have i good news for that f0id then!

Wow this comment got me admin attention lmfao. I guess women truly don't belong in the kitchen, they can't stand the heat 😏

I unironically dont understand women who support communism. It’s incredibly misogynistic

It's about taking money from people who work and giving it to people who don't. Let that sink in.

Kazakhstan is right about women.

Also, of course its some onlyfans bimbo who looks doped/fucked out of her mind in her pfp.

i'm finding i'm just really annoyed with being on here and looking at dumb bullshit and bad opinions.

She actually posted this in regards to Twitter. The irony.

Lol. Bibo.

Long ass shifts can change a person. I don't care about women, gays, straights anybody anymore. That ad for Feed Africa comes on and my first response is to turn off the TV because the crying African babies make my dog angry. I want to try to punt Kaleb using Alec from Shriners Children just to see how far he'll go. Mexican nurse, save your $5 (because y'all know these hospitals nickel and dime workers like that).

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Lenin was right about sex workers.

I am so confused about this, cuz West Midland is in the UK right? But the girl who did it looks Hispanic, and I don’t think there are any Hispanic people in the UK

I'm a bong, and I have met one (1) hispanic person in my entire life. So they do exist, they're just rare.

That's just the shitty makeup that all UK woman wear. I'm including the Irish in this statement.

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She's right tho why are they so mad