Rightoids get baited in PCM

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8 CleetusTheDragon 2021-06-12

Weak

8 Fr06t 2021-06-12

Yall know me and yall know what it is I do

I'm a buck breaker, my daddy was a buck breaker and so was his daddy bfore him

Nigh on fifty years we been breakin bucks, and in that time we dun learned a thing or two

Now sometimes you'll come across a buck that don't break so easy

A buck that's obstinate, stubborn, like a mule

Now back in my grandpappy's day he woulda just strung 'em up on the nearest tree as a message to the others and called it a day

But my daddy see he was a creative type, grew up on the coast and took his inspiration from the sea

He realized that when ya got a buck that just won't break what ya need to do

Is turn em into a crab

Break em physically and let em heal with their arms and legs out to the sides so they can only scuttle horizontally

Only downside is that ya can't house em with the other bucks no

Buck shed won't work, ya need a crab

Took us years of experimentation but after nearly a decade of trial and error in our crab lab we done finally cracked it

Nowadays we can use buck breakin to make a crustacean

And boy once they're crabbed you ain't gon' hear another peep out of that buck

Cuz crabs don't talk

6 MIke6022 2021-06-12

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