Manlets, when will they learn?

1  2021-06-13 by Shubard75

69 comments

Where does people's obsession with Joe Rogan's height come from? I'm being serious here; I've seen a lot of memes about it lately.

Bodyshaming and bullying. They hate that Joe Rogan is so rich and popular despite being mediocre and pretty dumb. He's also terrible at interviewing for a professional.

It's annoying that people push body positivity then roast people for being short, fat, or small-dicked. Not because those people don't deserve to be insulted, but stop pretending to be moral when you're just as bad as the rest of us and also hypocritical.

Moral hypocrisy is basically the main moral problem we face today. Without consistency, there is no principle.

There's only one modern moral maxim - help your friends (by telling them their spherical form is heckin valid) and hurt your enemies (by calling them literal dwarves).

Nothing modern about that

The modern part is avoiding openly calling fatties gross.

The hypocrisy is the worst part

You would think it was the raping.

And the scheming

People don't have morals, they have talking points that are politically/socially convenient for that moment.

What's really funny is that they get all offended when body shamed for something they have 100% control over while also body shaming others for things they have legitimately 0 control over and couldn't change if they wanted to. F@tties truly are the worst

Bring back πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈf@tpeoplehate

Remember what they took from you πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

The beginning of the end πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

[removed]

Linking to subreddits is not allowed.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Theres a telegram thats good enough for me

[removed]

you do get that moralities only purpose is to create rules for me but not for thee.

people will whine about unfairness in any category they are disadvantaged in, but will claim meritocracy in any category they are advantaged in.

any argument that is based on morality can be safely dismissed

short, fat, small-dicked dudes in shambles

dw i know people who have that fetish

being mediocre and pretty dumb.

i mean that makes him relatable to average person, so yeah.

Making zoomers think they're enlightened for listening to a podcast makes it more egregious.

A lot of successful people put on that facade. Joe can just be his authentic self.

Seethe more wojak. He’s objectively the best interviewer in history unless you’re going by any metric other than success.

It's also because Joe hosts people who have views that Twitter doesn't like.

This is literally all of it. Joe is a massive wrench in the gears of their desire to make sure we're all as divided as possible. Moderate people who speak to common sense instead of academic word salad might actually be able to find common ground.

It’s because he claims to be 5 8” when in reality he is closer to 5 6”. The fact that he feels the need to lie about his height is incredibly pathetic.

actually because i don't really care for or against mr rogan ... i really don't care that he fibs a tad on his height. it doesn't really matter and helps him sleep a little better, so πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

checks Google search

In the info card they put at the top of results for celebrities/etc., the 'Height' field is currently marked as Trending πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

nearly every "man" shorter than 6' lies about their height

I’m 5 8”. And I don’t lie. I’m proud of my manlet status. I just have a lot more fabulousness per square inch.

Cope manlet

😭😀😑πŸ₯΅πŸ˜–πŸ˜£πŸ”«

[removed]

Linking to subreddits is not allowed.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[removed]

Linking to subreddits is not allowed.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

for-slash-against

is not a link you dumb bot.

he is 5 tops

angry people pick at whatever irrational things they can. it's the reason for the majority of things like sexist/racist statements too.

just angry people trying to hurt others cause they're butthurt from getting bucked tooo much

He said he's 5'8 so people are calling him out on his bullshit.

He lives in Breadtubers’ heads.

MMAnlet won’t even be able to see that. They put it far too high up. Next time they should just put a sticker on a fire hydrant or something.

TheFighterAndTheKid sub has this posted 20 times including video.

They are also scared of getting anti-evilled but over some other shit. If you are a fan of deleted subs before they end, mosey on over their 'bubba'.

🎲 🎲

Bless you, kind sir

R drama is due for a wave of schaubposting b

Oh I thought you were just evolved eyesposting. No idea what you're talking about

Nevermetem, just go to r thefighterandthekid and read the pinned mod post

They literally spelled literally wrong.

Toe Rogaine is short and gay! LMAO!!!!!

Yes.

Aren't there rumors that he's actually gay? I read that he used to be spotted in bath houses and night clubs a lot.

Yeah I heard Rod Stewart got his stomach pumped after swallowing a bunch of cum, too.

This would be a good burn against Joe Rogan, but unfortunately they spelled "literally" wrong so it just makes them look like a massive r-slur

Anyone who misuses "literally" is an r-slur. So are descriptivists.

Does Joe Rogan have a libel case against them?

Is it defamation? He has to prove he's 5'7.5" like he says and that shorter is bad for his image causing loss via reputation or distress etc.

But if 5'3" is bad, 5'7.5" is bad enough.

[deleted]

No.

Imagine wanting to be a journalist and having to do a podcast that 3 people listen to between 12 hour shifts at a failing institution while a Manlet host of fear factor is raking in millions laughing about monkeys with all the people you'd kill to interview.

No one really listens to podcasts but spastics anyway.

the person who was paid to write that made some easy money from an idiot who loves to waste money.

Not a rogan guy but I feel like the effect would've been a little better if they'd paid to do this where he lives so be got to see it tbh

I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

Snapshots:

  1. Manlets, when will they learn? - archive.org, archive.today*

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

[removed]

[](#partyparrot)