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Where’s the comedy?

He apparently writes about "equality and labor" in the comedy industry. So I assume he is maximum unfunny.

So he's a srdine?

He was the one who led the crusade two years ago to get bull and known m*yo menace Shane Gillis kicked off SNL before he could even start, since Shane had committed the cardinal sin of joking about Chinese food on his podcast.

This guy Seth's "comedy" is literally just performing "poetry" of birdcalls and bird puns, for the record. And most of his blogging is just seething about heckin' problematic people in "the scene" who got better bookings than him, trying to get people canceled or forced to "do better."

In return, the guys on the Opie and Anthony forums doxxed him a few months ago after finding out that he had moved to Idaho during NYC's lockdown, and they spent weeks calling his parents to tell them he's a child molester lol

edit: "Spoken Bird Poetry" for reference

This is the type of guy who meets some girls freshman year dorm move in and they laugh awkwardly at his jokes so they think they’re good friends and despite them ignoring him for four years will still post a pic of them from that first weekend on their Facebook wall with a caption like “lol can’t believe this was 4 years ago”

More about the O&A story?

It unfortunately all seems to have been scrubbed and I no longer have the direct OnAForums link, since Seth has apparently made his Twitter private and had been the one to post his own L there back in December, but if you do some searching for "seth simons doxxed" from about six months ago, I'm sure you'll find something.

Thanks it’s a pretty funny concept to fuck with this freak by calling his parents

I vaguely remember him from that stupid scandal. He’s a bitter old theatre/lit kid. They were the worst in college.

Click on link. See emoji avatar. Unfunny? Yuuuup.

Any he can making a living with that? How on earth.

What does it say about comedy journalism as an institution...?

Sweet Jesus. He might as well be wearing a "please bully me" neon sign.

Comedy journalism should not and will not ever be an institution

I still dont understand what is he raving about ?

"Why isn't everyone listening to meeeeeee?"

he seems to have pissed off the NYC comedy scene to the point where a club owner is hosting a festival in his name in his new state, lol.

They hate him so much they made a comedy festival in his honor?

EDIT: Wait this club owner is actually obsessed with this literally who journo lmao: https://twitter.com/search?q=%40dzoldan%20seth&src=typed_query

holy shit that guy is really mad.

In my article a few months ago about the New York comedy scene's overlap with the far right

Almost certainly, those people are moderates who are okay with laughing at idiots

I like how everything these days somehow, inevitably, has shady links to the “fah wight”. It’s like the devil worshiping baby snatcher craze, only this time, you see swatiskas.

Can't enjoy anything anymore. The election sapped me of all energy.

The first time I saw "benford's law" repeated I started drinking again. I've been a husk since then, floating in the wind feeding off the corpses of the slowest rightoids like a half-dead energy vampire.

Pizza I love you man, but please be less melodramatic. From leftoid to leftoid.

be less melodramatic

Excuse you, but that's not ok sweaty

You misunderstand, less melodramatic much more hyperdramatic.

please be less melodramatic

??????

less melodramatic

How fucking dare you

Had trouble reading the newsletter through their ego spooged all over it.

Stop sharing this British cigarette’s Santorum stains. He’s just a tumblr queen.

The domain should be ill-humorism.xyz

Guy should spend more time doing comedy, instead of writing boring stuff like this.

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Again, I'm no good at explicating my own experiences.

Ya no shit

I don't do anything all that special. I send out a newsletter a couple times each week that two thousand people read if I'm lucky.

Ya no shit

I have no idea what any of this is about or what's happening but if he pisses off standupcels I like him

Seems like he’s very very angry that he is devoid of any comedic talent.

Probably the most offensive delivery of a comedy-poem I've ever seen. So smug, and so humored by his own lack of humor.

Stand up comedians are all scum. Especially the ones that never get famous and turn to "journalism" or, Allah help me, podcasts 🤮