I agree, this is a much more realistic depiction of the fragile mayo moid

I feel bad for mayos who are generally OK human beings getting grief for things they didn't personally do. Being told that I'm a terrible person never had any discernable impact on my ego or outlook because I am a terrible person. Worse, I take great joy in being an enormous asshole and feel no compulsion to be better person. So anyone who says I'm a nefarious pestilence upon the rest of the human race is not just validating, but congratulating me for embracing my true self without realizing it. It is an enormous joke to me that they're so right about me being terrible but so wrong about why I'm horrible. If only all the other mayos were as abominable as me. We'd probably get some good drama out it instead of having to settle for laughing at simpering milquetoast mayos groveling for forgiveness over mundane and/or imagined sleights.

I’m

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You know it occurs to me now that this sub's mayo hatred contradicts how gay it is. You think mayos aren't the least in-the-closet demographic?

We're all closeted kangz and kweenz who can be our true selves online silly 🤗

We're the type of gay people that hate themselves for being gay and cope by saying bussy lmao

Considering the PoC (person of condiment) announced himself as such detecting their status as a mayo-American is hardly an impressive achievement.

If only you put this much effort into your relationships

Why would anyone put effort into things that will only end in boredom and disappointment? I put exactly as much effort into my relationships as they deserve. That generally amounts to enduring someone else's vapid musings over dinner and drinks a few times before discovering they're terrible in bed and either dumping or ghosting them.

I got engaged to the last woman I dated who wasn't a complete bore and knew what it meant to fuck. Fortunately, knowing the fickle nature of the modern American woman, I dragged the engagement out and escaped while she went through the female version of a midlife crisis. For some reason, the female midlife crisis happens in their late 20s/early 30s instead of anything approaching what is commonly referred to as middle age. This usually presents itself as one of those Under the Tuscan Sun or How Stella Got Her Groove Back searches of "self discovery."

My former paramour discovered Tiktok, the only thing on the internet dumber than Twitter or Reddit, and fell in with idiots like the ones from that witchcraft subreddit we used to mock. She took the bus to crazy town and I took my shit and went in the other direction. It also wrecked her relationship with her semi-religious church-going friend. I fucked the friend, and I'm fairly certain she did it just so she could let my ex find out about it, because spite and pettiness are the only redeeming qualities some women possess. The absolute savagery of that power move almost made me want to keep fucking her.

Your Pulitzer's in the mail

You're probably right. They give those things out to any boring, long-winded jackass.

Lmao putting effort into relationships. Imagine not realising everyone is r*tarded and relationships are for dumb people who can’t stand their own thoughts and need external validation.

I just fuck them until they hate me and move onto the next. Never been happier.

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How are you terrible if you don't even own any slaves? Mayo cope.

hey libtards, how am I racist if I own slaves of every race?

I intend to eventually move up to landchad status, which is, at least according to the average Reddit Che/Mao worshipper, essentially the same thing.

You're getting off on this, aren't you?

I take very little pleasure in taking pleasure and find happiness and/or contentment to be pedestrian emotional states fit only for the simple minded or easily amused. The thrill of true enlightenment, what the Hindus and similar religious philosophies would call Nirvana, can only be achieved by entering an unending state of schadenfreude. If my post has caused you some pain, discomfort, or inconvenience to inspire the warm glow of epicaricacy in the cold, black depths of my heart then I am indeed "getting off."

Being told that I'm a terrible person never had any discernable impact on my ego or outlook because I am a terrible person.

Based af.

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ahyes, fragile mayo. lets forget the usa-wide monday riots over a killed monday felon.

Ill drop one word, that starts with n, and all the mondays explode

Cope mayoid

Everyone’s a fragile baby because of the propaganda they consume.

Imagine getting angry at anything other than how the government are slowly enslaving us. Bootlickers everywhere.

Put down the fent

Really good advice.

Fent is for the poors. Move up to cocaine like a respectable member of society.

Good thing you're focused on minorities imagine if mayos focused on breeding

Here we see a coomer detached from reality, mistaking his degenerate fetishes for a valid argument

You're a liar. There's no yes anywhere in this comment

Never trust one of yakub's wh*te devils smh

Someone’s jealous they don’t get to riot

The riots are the best time to practice the fine art of buck breaking!

Why is he listening to what a foid says? That’s a sign of bad parenting.

You see it's not the father that's waving the kid off. That's where the problem is.

All of society's problems do seem to trace back to a particular subsection of mayodom.

Dad had to get up and go to work at 6am y’know because men actually have to do shit.

More likely Dad lives across town (or farther away) and only sees the kid(s) every other weekend because Mom thought the grass might be greener elsewhere. Mom watched too many romcoms and started believing attractive, successful men were looking for average-looking women who are "quirky." "Quirky" is just the polite word we use for women with shitty personalities. Reality isn't a romcom so Mom finds out no one is really in the market for a dumpy pain in the ass aging out of whatever good looks she might have had, especially with her shitty kids as part of the package.

Have fathers ever taken the kids to school? That's always been a mom thing

Well, there's this

At least the father should give the kid a "bye-bye" wave. A kid will not stray far from the right path, if the kid has a healthy bond with the parents.

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God. I wish I could draw.

Are you an amputee?

You don't need hands to draw.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pricasso

It'd be so easy to grift by making shitty points and just posting the comics on r politics/r conservative

Reminds me of that Australian school that forced their boys to apologize for their gender to the girls

be american

get shot

tip the shooter

Hey bullets ain't cheap

source for the original?

https://instagram.com/gprime85?utm_medium=copy_link

Lmao that guy!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CP5pSHGAeQE/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CP0jn1qNT8D/

I’ve been immensely entertained since I found him

so wholesome 😍

Dancing nurses deserves a fucking award

This but unironically

In case that link doesn't work for anyone else:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQGos2pNY73/

Why do mayos get so mad when people dare to hold them accountable for their actions

Because my actions are always justified and if you question them you're wrong.

Banned because white.

All Jannies Are Beautiful 😊😊😊

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I am amused that the artist made sure it was a married, thin, relatively rich mother.

That's why he wasn't shooting up the school in the original.

This is why we need the Mayocide

Mayos coom about everything dont they

optics ready

Like he’d be able to hit anything anyways

do you have a link to the original?

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