Lmao no way. This is perfect timing:

The angels have fallen! Victoria's Secret replaces its racy catwalk show with 'diverse spokeswomen' including Priyanka Chopra and Megan Rapinoe along with transgender and plus-size models (and they WON'T be posing in bras)

A source told the publication that the women won't be posing in lingerie, but will 'instead appear on a podcast and in marketing materials for the recovering brand.' 

Priyanka and Megan will reportedly join Sudanese-Australian model Adut Akech, freestyle skier Eileen Gu, Brazilian transgender model Valentina Sampaio, plus-size model Paloma Elsesser, and journalist Amanda de Cadenet, who is set to host a 10-episode podcast where the women will share their stories. 

Victoria's Secret replaces its racy catwalk show with 'diverse spokeswomen'

You sure this would help them sell more underwear?

Burgers?

I really hate how this becomes more true every time

I just want one year where a Boulderyeet comic doesn't retroactively become reality.

They aren't even going to wear the product anymore.

It seems like a stupid pivot, but did anyone even watch the VS Fashion Show anymore? I feel like internet pornography killed off the softcore coomer market completely.

Honestly never watched it, but in assuming no more in store angeks either.

I woulda thought Victoria's Secret would've been in trouble after Les "owns like half my university" Wexner got Epsteined

Lol it was all good as long as the angels shut up and walked around in lingerie. Always bet on human thirst. But now they're not attractive and gonna start talking? This may be the straw that breaks the camels back.

But why male models?

(the second time is improvised apparently, the dude legit forgot his line!)

Ben Stiller was on Conan’s podcast a few years ago and I came away really impressed with him. He’s been in some funny movies but listening to him just talk, he’s a really likable guy.

I woudl agree. Big fan of his Dad too.

Zoolander comes to my mind.

The skier is pretty hot

wow a fellow OSU-cel

He's referring to me Paternocel

We out here. You still study there?

(Replying from an alt, don’t want my main getting associated my school)

Didn’t expect to see another OSU student here, you still study here? I am surprised they haven’t renamed all the buildings yet

(Replying with an alt account, don’t want my main to be associated with my school)

Nah I graduated 4 years ago

transgender and plus-size models (and they WON'T be posing in bras)

phew

and they WON'T be posing in bras

Like the uggos won't be in bras or will the attractive women not be in them either?

Bro Priyanka Chopra is smoking man. AFAIK all natural.

I'm more of an Aishwarya Rai fan 👌

Aishwarya Rai

Oh wow. She still has it going on. Almost 50 too. You have good taste man.

journalist

🤮🤮🤮

If they aren't going to be posing in lingere, why don't they hire men for the roles?

Damn, I never thought I'd see the beginning of VS going bankrupt, but here we are.

So these “models” for a lingerie company won’t even be posing in lingerie? Why hire them then lol ^{redundant question we all know why}

That sounds extremely cringe

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the women won't be posing in lingerie, but will 'instead appear on a podcast and in marketing materials for the recovering brand.' 

Literally Emperor's new Grove. It's obvious even they know this shit is ridiculous, but still they feel the need to appease the terminally online because no one else is willing to support them if they stood up to them.

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Priyanka Chopra

The actress who stars in skin whitening commericals?

why oh why people who acquire even an ounce of fame don't get a script to go over their tweets before a certain date is beyond me. hell, give $8 to someone in a 3rd world country and have them read all 80,000 of your tweets and delete only the objectionable ones, no biggie. small price to pay for your career. especially if you're in the wokeosphere where you really can't get away with this stuff. she'll probably just get a slap on the wrist because #stopasianhate is about a month out of vogue - but my goodness she's lucky this didn't happen in april

yeah. better idea would be just have a script to delete all Tweets 6 months old or more.

Just don't tweet, and bam. Problem solved.

That's depriving narcissists of their sustenance, they'll die without twitter.

Also, where the fuck will we get our lolcows if twatter goes away?

Just delete all your tweets or only use your official social media accounts for promotion/other business related things

Why everyone who makes a subway commercial gets cancelled

subway is a psyop to kill americans and celebrities

Tony Hawk is next.

Yes. Yes you do

This is clearly a Nigerian attack after they got their asses kicked by America yesterday

wtf i like her now

I normally don't like when anybody gets dragged on social media, but this woman is so obnoxious and smug she honestly deserves it. Twitter do your thing. BLM in the profile pic is just a cherry on top.

How is that racist?

left-wing + heckin’ micro aggression 10 years ago = changed as a person

right wing + heckin’ microaggression 10 years ago = racist in need of cancelling

Bonus multiplier for minority/alphabet status.

I’ve done my labour for the day sweaty 💅

Wokes still cancel their own though. Especially when they are seething, jealous losers. It's a purity test where sky is the limit. Soon anyone literally typing "nword" will be cancelled because "you were still thinking of the word".

Bonus multiplier! 😆😆😆

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