Trains women have an uncanny ability to make everything about them and there's still people who don't believe that they're real women

✅ Mentally unstable

✅ Attention whores

✅ Ruin every website and fandom

✅ Smell good (except their hole)

✅ Delusional

🤔🤔🤔

❌ Good at videogames

🤨🤨🤨🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

smell good

Extreme doubt

Says the r/drama user

Cant smell bad if your olfactory sense has been destroyed😎

Let's also remember that gay and bisexual men actually have significantly higher rates of suicide (not just raw numbers, but like per 100,000 people etc.) So, while the trains attempt rate (for trains females) is higher, the follow through is much lower, just like people who can birth children. Thus, we can literally prove that trains women are real women. 🏳️‍⚧️

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I was hoping you'd say that for no reason

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I was hoping you'd say that fo no eason

I am actually the real wm btw

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Better than

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What the fuck automod, are you drunk?

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Holy shit, the automod is deleting everything I post now

Based autojannie

I can see it. It's sperging out on me too.

It doesn't actually seem to be deleting the posts it puts this message afterwards, that's really confusing. I can see your original post. It's just replying this to everyone for some reason. Autojannie had some extra chromosomes inserted.

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I wonder if automod has r-slurred strength now that it's full on downs

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I wish Tolkien never died, I would like to see his reactions to this stuff

I personally wouldn't want to see a black-pilled Tolkien... he got out when the gettin' was good 😢

I mean you can go to arr catholicism to get a gist, or just talk to any Catholic.

It's not a positive reaction to put it mildly

Been a lot of great Catholic sperg outs over [this]("60 House Democrats sign letter asking Catholic leaders to reconsider Biden rebuke over abortion" https://www.fox6now.com/news/us-catholic-bishops-approve-communion-document-that-could-rebuke-biden.amp) on the bird app lately

House Democrats sign letter asking Catholic leaders to reconsider Biden rebuke

Separation of church and state, eh?😏

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What's next? 🚂 in Dostojewski? The Bible?

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God punished the Romans for killomg his train son by turning them into italians

Based and pastapilled

Jesus is god

God has no gender

Jesus is non-binary

YHWH or tetramegagagadon sweaty

I still stan our queen who applied this to Islam ☪️

God has a gender. He is consistently referred to using He/Him/His pronouns. You won't respect his pronouns?

There are a lot of google results for "Jesus was 🚂s". Probably some academiccel has writen a "paper" about it.

Couldn't find one: https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=jesus+train

EDIT: Wait a minute....... 😳

Across my travels, I also came across this gem of a quote:

What would it mean for white feminist theology to figure Jesus as a black woman?

Woah sweaty, a lot to unpack there.

Jesus died in vain.

Tricked by the Demiurge

He'd probably go full Mohammed if he could see this.

He should have just yeeted all of humanity into hell and make dinosaurs instead

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Uhm yikes sweaty, Jesus was clearly a polyamorous pansexual pioneer and if you can't see that you're part of the problem. Educate yourself and do better 💅

Missing y'all and something with let me unpack

Man I can't bring myself to type "y'all", even ironically

Yall

Yall

Yall

I have folk slang phobia

I saw an LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 flag at a church. I laughed out loud.

I've read the Bible. But no one that goes to church has.

It's insane really.

Christcucks stay losing 🤭

I saw an LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 flag at a church

christshitters posting their L's online IRL

That was almost certainly a Protestant church.

Pr*testant

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Like Catholicism, but with even less of a spine🤭

I am a sick wxman, i am a spiteful wxman. i am an unattractive wxman.

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Ivan Denissowitsch was a trainswoman and the Gulag was actually an allegory for the US prison system, because the idea that it would exist under coomunism is CIA propaganda💅🏿

Can I effort post about Tolkien?

This man is God. He created high fantasy for all nerds. He literally created a world out of thin air.

But he leaned on all sorts of myths and stories of all cultures and societies. He was jealous of other cultures having their foundational myths and stories and set out on a magical and pure journey of creating something like that but for the English and the English man.

The scenes of war in his books were about the battle of the somme and other real lived experiences of war.

Anyways just read David Day about Tolkien to really understand.

To end this drunken shit post: people have never read Tolkien or his contemporaries. They just watched the movies. These are the npcs of the world.

It all started with the hobbit. "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit."

That is why for us true nerds the modern hobbit movies are so perverse and ugly.

Tolkien was a dirty rural who hated industry. If he had his way, space daddy wouldnt be sending us to mars to ride electric cars in subterranean tunnels.

He was 100% a tedcel

Fuck no, he wasn't. Ted's methods were completely antithetical to Tolkein. That still wouldn't change today.

Bluepilled take

Tedcels begone

Fuck you this is Ted country🦍

When confronted with industrialization a bunch of veteran hobits formed up and murdered everyone who had sullied the environment. Punishments were also meted out to those who had done nothing but benefited from said industrialization.

When confronted with industrialization

Rofl, Sauron Saruman effectively occupied the Shire with armed thugs and implemented a rudimentary police state. He did so not to industrialize, but to ruin it in revenge. He literally came in and made the place as shit as possible to fuck with the Fellowship.

Tolkein was a devout Catholic and would find the things Ted did, not to mention his continuing delusional arrogance to this day, absolutely appalling.

Punishments were also meted out to those who had done nothing but benefited from said industrialization.

Punishments were handed out to collaborators. It was an allusion to Vichy France.

What a smoothbrained take on Tolkein.

Saruman, duh. not Sauron.

Very few punishments were handed out even to collaborators, and Frodo was adamant about not killing any hobbits even if they had whole-heartedly gone over to the other side, not just been bullied into it. So even if hobbits in Occupied France had actually joined the SS, Frodo wouldn't have let them hang for it.

You're quite right otherwise, though, especially about Saruman's motives.

You in no way disagreed with me. Ted meted out punishment to people he saw as collaborators. He saw that leaders of industry were purposefully harming the world.

Sorry sweaty, but tokein was an ecoterrorist.

No, I disagreed with both of your points.

When confronted with industrialization a bunch of veteran hobits formed up and murdered everyone who had sullied the environment

No, they formed up to oppose a tyrannical regime.

Ted meted out punishment to people he saw as collaborators.

He sought to overturn industrialized society by striking at what he perceived as its critical points. The Hobbits sought to purge their community of the traitors that collaborated with foreign, authoritarian occupiers.

Hardly. The focus is entirely upon the environmental damages. It's to showcase sams fixing of the shire. The simple gardener is recognized as the pillar of the community while the rich over priveleged "protagonist" has to go away to deal with the ptsd that he got from carrying too much jewelry.

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You tipped your hand with that last part lol.

I think we're all allowed a bit of hyperboly in the parts of our arguments that aren't relevant. Either way frodo was clearly there to represent the distant aristocracy class. You can tell by his distant demeanor and inability to share his burden with his msn servant.

Oh, so you were serious. That's an extreme cherry-picking of details and critical analysis of Tolkein. You've basically carved up his work to select only the elements of his story that were a commentary on environmentalism and the effects of unfettered industrialism, all in order to build this narrative linking him to Ted.

I really don't get the pseudo-intellectual fixation people have on Ted. He was a pathetic, mentally broken man whose actions were driven by misanthropy, his alleged concern for industrialism's effects on humanity being little more than a vehicle for his own unhinged arrogance.

The fact that you completely neglect Tolkein's deep Catholicism is evidence enough that you're missing the forest for the trees.

I responded to a post saying tolkein would hate what ted did. My response was highlighting the characters in his books doing the same thing over the same issue. Do you want me to apologize for focusing on the subject at hand?

As for tolkeins catholic identity, he frequently struggled with concepts like evil, represented in orcs,and did not toe the catholic line. So saying catholic ideals dictate his opinions on a matter is idiotic.

Could we maybe spell it "Tolkien", both, before my eyes start to bleed?

No

you are objectively retarded.

lmao

That was Saruman you pleb

Saruman was supposed to be a lesser imitation of Sauron anyway. Checkmate Tolkein-cels.

Tolkein was a devout Catholic and would find the things Ted did, not to mention his continuing delusional arrogance to this day, absolutely appalling.

lmao

"A slightly higher than standard intellect that believes that stating the obvious means it's alright to mail explosives to people. He should have stuck to mathematics and left philosophy to those who understand it. "

he hasn’t taken the tedpill

ngmi

The Tedpill is promath which we all know is racist. Just look at black's sat scores.

You mean he was based and Ted-pilled

🦍🦍Ted-chads just keep winning🦍🦍

On a totally unrelated thought I love trolling rightoids that quote 1984 by saying Orwell (pen name btw xd) was a socialist butthurt about strong arm Stalinism. 😎

Meh, author and product can be separated tho. Take JK Rowling, who’s been essentially disowned by her works huge lefty following. What Orwell wrote can be aimed by whoever wants to wield it.

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What she did to Emma Watson is irrevocable 🤬🤬🤬🤬

What did she do to Emma?

Type casted her into actually being hermoine irl

Aka a female incel

but chad Daniel Radcliffe broke the typecasting with his horse fucker play

Im so detached from society i saw an ad for some movie with him as some like neo-john wick james bond akimbo COD style weirdo

looks boring. I'll just watch older movies. 😫💤😴😪🛌

So I'm not the only one who noticed that her Belle character in Beauty and the Beast was basically just Hermione without the magic?

Beauty and the Beast

Why would anyone ever watch another reboot of a past classic.

I hope your gf or bf gave you head after you put yourself through that long-nose hollywood $$$ bullshit >:)

Why would anyone ever watch another reboot of a past classic.

I was hoping my expectations would be undermined and there would be tits in it.

I did get that blowjob, though.

Glad you did. I remember a high school slut asked me to go watch some dumb movie, and I said no, and when I told my friends they all laughed. It was gonna be a mostly empty theatre and I could have at least gotten a kiss before 17. This was like when I was 13 lol.

I mean dude bussy lmao thanks for reading my blog about my life :)

How is Hermione an incel?

She isn't? Didn't she marry Ron

Before tho she was big incel energy tho. Mudblood parents or whatever. I don't care lol

How does that make her an incel? I'm so confused.

How are you confused?

Are you saying that marrying Ron made her an incel?

Who is Ron?

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Harry Potter as a kid was good.

Anyone past 18 that doesn't view it with a children's book lens is lost. Like people that unironically quote shit from it or have it as some sort of their identity is so cringe.

Read the fucking classics people and leave Harry Potter shit as your inner monologue or at least shit post behind an anonymous username like me.

Yeah, but I can sort of see it as the Boy Meets World effect as for its enduring fanbase. Starts out as undeniably kiddy fluff and gets more mature as the character ages until it’s at least YA by the finale.

I love Harry Potter. I've read all the books as a kid.

But I am a child no more. I cannot re read the books again. Because they are for kids.

Just for that, I'm reading Stuart Little and The Hobbitt again.

I have re read the hobbit and lotr all over again in the pandemic. They are good books.

Terf-mommy is evidence that we should never divorce author and subject though. The seethe she creates is sweeter than Ambrosia.

That's equally good for making Reddit Marxists seethe. When you point out that 1984 was written by a socialist to critique the abuses of socialism/communism/Marxism they do not take it well.

You don't have to be a true nerd to read one of the most popular books of yhe 20th century

No shit. The point is real nerds have read the books and that is a low fucking bar.

I'm making fun of lotr nerds that never read the fucking books but have lotr shit in their homes and in their socials

Token never heard of Arthurian myths? Huffing too much lead paint and other industrial chemicals from YT War the first? What a goofy gopher.

Aragorn is Arthur by the way.

You've licked the brim of your daddy's hat one too many times if you expect me to believe Arthur is some elf tickler.

👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️

He did. You gonna lecture me next on Nibelungenlied?

Thats French shit you daft prick.

That's Charlemagne you toothpaste pisser.

The rapper?

Tolkien was an autisty nerd. Put down the swordshit and read a real book.

Like what nerd 🤓

You must not be well read to see what Tolkien's aspie genius made.

We all know that, in order to be a true man, you have to put down anything with fantasy settings cause autists on the internet said it's swordshit or capeshit; the most masculine book is clearly "Identifying Wood" by R. Bruce Hoadley. Anything else is pansy shit.

I'm a walking encyclopedia about the 1800s and 1900s. Mostly read a lot of war memoirs tho.

But yeah it's fun bullying autists online that think they have all the riddles to the universe when they've never read meditations. Or other classics that aren't 1984 or animal farm or brave new world or Fahrenheit 451.

Aka read books by dead men and women (George Elliot is my necro waifu) that are long forgotten.

That's baby ass high-school books.

The only book anyone should ever read is American Psycho

I started reading Fellowship of the Ring once and it was really boring so I stopped. Nerds mad(x24)

you weren't riveted by the endless shrubbery and topography descriptions?

True.

The part with Tom bombadil is a fucking 😴😴😴😴 fest. Just skip it, its the only bad part.

Funny, Tolkien explicitly shits on the idea that his books are a product of WW1 himself.

Battle of Dagorlad.

You tickled my tism and I actually had to grab my book. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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of course its not WW1 jesus christ, all Tolkien did was create his own little universe that used existing stories of past times and his own lived experience in the trenches. Even the legend of the Ring is as old as the Volsunga Saga and The Nibelungelied

the "trilogy" of the 3 main books isnt even a real trilogy. it was meant as one long ass book. its just broken up into 3.

the battle of the somme is a nice metaphor to the battle of dagorlad.

fuck off you little shit.

Get tickled Tolkien told people to stop trying to read things into his works. Specifically not to put WW1 in them. He’s done this in interviews, personal meetings, and the end of the Fellowship of the ring edition I read had a whole end page dedicated to “stop saying it’s ww1 autists it’s not”.

of course its not WW1 jesus christ, all Tolkien did was create his own little universe that used existing stories of past times and his own lived experience in the trenches. Even the legend of the Ring is as old as the Volsunga Saga and The Nibelungelied

the "trilogy" of the 3 main books isnt even a real trilogy. it was meant as one long ass book. its just broken up into 3.

the battle of the somme is a nice metaphor to the battle of dagorlad.

fuck off you little shit.

“Of course it’s not WW1, it’s just this battle is the Somme”

In the words of the most popular American “come on man!”

Tolkien didn’t say “it’s not a metaphor for anything except for the parts these r-slurs want it to be”

http://www.councilofelrond.com/litarticle/world-war-1-and-its-impact-on-tolkien-and-the-lord-of-the-rings/

Oh boy another r-slur agrees with you, I sure am beat. Sorry Tolkien some internet rando said you actually did mean for it to be a metaphor, so you’re wrong.

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They aren't you fucking r slur but the battle scene of the first war over the ring or whatever IS the battle of the somme

Not if Tolkien saying it isn’t is anything to go by.

Iirc. In particular that its an allegory for the real world. No, Isengard and its fate is not an allegory for the industrial revolution, and pelennor isn't for WW1.

That doesn't mean these events haven't influenced his works. Its hard to deny that the conclusion to Frodo's story is very reminiscent of the lives of war veterans, and that seeing those lives probably influenced how Frodo was written. But Frodo doesn't represent war veterans. Just like the Shire doesn't represent a pre-industrial idyllic society.

Except Orcs, Orcs absolutely are supposed to represent 🏀-americans of course.

didn't know tolkien was based and tedpilled

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2021/02/the-convergence-of-tolkien.html?m=1

Spurred by recent interpretations of Tolkien’s creations and the cast list of the upcoming Amazon show The Lord of the Rings

Good morning i fucking hate corporations. So this is it, this is the real reason why diversity is the topic of that seminar. Amazon throwing money at them to push their product and advertise it to the woke crowd and/or through controversy.

As much as I loathe leftoids, I hate large corporations every bit as much. Especially tech corps that pretend like they're still small start-ups and "somehow*" dont come under the same scrutiny as the oil giants or defense corps.

* the reason of course is that they have a stranglehold on public discourse by controlling the Internet. Wouldnt want to pass of your neo-feudal lord now, or your news site will only be on page 10 of search results. Or cant be hosted on aws, etc.

Shut up idiot go read some real literature.

Illiterate cel. 😎

Nooo not my poor epic FANTASY novel nooo its the greatest book ever

Have you read Homer or gilgamesh? Volsunga saga? Didn't think so. Fuck off!

Please just shut the fuck up. You know nothing of literature. All you fantasycels are worse than pottertards.

Are you serious? Lol. Fuck off, poser.

Talk to me when you get out of your asocial cringe phase, loser.

Actually dont. I dont need small pp energy from you boy.

Dude. Can you like take the L and move on? I'm not getting lectured by a guy that thinks Tolkien is a god.

Anyone that doesn't like my Bugman shit is a noob!

Keep yourself very safe.

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Gollum falling into the lava is symbolism for trainsition, trust me a Breadtube train essayist told me

I remember stumbling upon some autist trying to get some meaning being "going hollow" in dark souls and he wrote an essay about it and how to not give up or lose your soul or some other autistic sperg out.

Some nerds really do read way into some shit past face value

Giving up is going hollow but that’s about it tbh

I’m sure the nerd was unsufferable, but that is what going hollow is at face value. it’s not even some obscure interpretation or anything.

oh yeah, but this guy went off for paragraphs and paragraphs. a literal essay. maybe it was 200 iq trolling/satire.

basically when andre the blacksmith says "dont go hollow" he means dont give up.

fucking nerds reeeeeeeeeeee

I’m all for dunking on the nerds but DS did a clever thing there, there is stuff to analyze actually

Dafuq is amatonomativity?

Amatonormativity is a term coined by Arizona State University professor of philosophy Elizabeth Brake to capture societal assumptions about romance. Brake wanted a word to describe the pressure she received by many to prioritize marriage in her own life when she did not want to. The term does not necessarily only involve social pressures for marriage but general pressures involving romance.

Ah, a chance to let straight white women on the oppression totem pole as well.

is a term coined by university professor...

Before even reading what it's supposed to mean I knew it'd be some bullshit.

oh so that's what the A in LGBTQIA stands for

white w*men

Thanks for the definition. I will probably never use this word again ever, but still it will be nice to know next time I see it.

What else would they do, talk about the Volsunga Saga for the millionth time? There's really nothing new to say about megapopular 70 year old fantasy books. The Tolkien Society is a fleecing scheme.

Is talking about how LOTR made you gay really any better?

So long as he's letting you suck his cock why do care how he turned gay?

Even Tolkien lifted the Ring idea from like 3 older myths lol

It's mostly just people whose views have no merit who need to air them in cultural studies conferences populated by fellow-travellers trying to stay in academia via the same grift instead of in internet forums and blogs.

I'm angery not just because of the bs being peddled but also because A FUCKING MOSLEM (AND A F*MALE AT THAT!!!) is presenting "Projecting Indian Myths, Culture and History onto Tolkien's Worlds"

Lauren Southern. That's a blast from the past. Remember Laura Loomer?

👃

The world needs "I'm a coomer for Laura Loomer" t-shirts.

Big ol' honkers (nose kind, not titty) are my kink. I must be at least a quarter Ashkenazim Jewish lol

Look at their event page, and we can all see why they also fell for the influence of the Dark Lord.

When we tell them to read another book, we didn't really think it through.

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Queer theory and other worthless academic pursuits.

That's why governments shouldn't dump so much money into higher education.

Can someone red-pill me on the value of forcibly reading different themes into books?

Its a coping mechanism for those who can't handle their own reality. So they try and fit themselves into a fictional one.

Disney should just buy up the Tolkien estate to essentially destroy the media landscape.

Lauren Southern needs to stop pretending that she is a rightoid. She is a liberal at best a centrist.

Wasn’t she one of the biggest proponents of “The Great Replacement”?

yup, she has been grifting from start. I cant remember the rightoid who creeped on her, got pissed off at her for marrying an Asian.

Lauren also dated an Indian before she became famous.

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No matter what they do we will always have the Jackson trilogy. It's existence will make them seethe for eternity.

lmao imagine caring this much about a movie that is based on a lego game

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2021/02/the-convergence-of-tolkien.html

Kick out every SJW. Always

😴😴😴