My girl and I went to my sister in laws to make pizza and all their pizzas looked like this. They were amazed I made a perfectly circular pizza and sauced it well with good portions of toppings.
Then it dawned on me why they love Little Caesars so much, they cook like garbage, so that's what they eat...
Look man. You need to read the article more closely. It’s not really written by a rollcall author, it’s just a coverup. The article itself is not meant to be of any of importance. However, you need to read the coded message between the lines. Many articles are like this. They are coded to tell us the truths that the government is trying to hide from us. Namely, in this article, it’s clearly coded to inform us of another truth of the pizza gate. I can’t finish this thought, I think they might track my phone and I don’t want all of this tracked to me.
39 comments
70 Kdl76 2021-06-20
I stopped reading when the idiot writing this bullshit referred to it as ‘za.
21 911roofer 2021-06-20
Pētza is already a short word. Why would you shorten it any more?
13 needtogetoffthisapp 2021-06-20
Because you are a numbskull 🏴☠️🎭 poster
42 WarSanchez 2021-06-20
My girl and I went to my sister in laws to make pizza and all their pizzas looked like this. They were amazed I made a perfectly circular pizza and sauced it well with good portions of toppings.
Then it dawned on me why they love Little Caesars so much, they cook like garbage, so that's what they eat...
43 ChapoDestroyer 2021-06-20
Little Caesars tastes so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty 💯
29 911roofer 2021-06-20
For five dollar pizza it's good, but pizza is like sex: even when it's bad, it's good as long as no one shits on it.
17 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-20
Akshully, I'd rather not eat shit AND not be a fat fuck. Win win
16 911roofer 2021-06-20
Pizza is the perfect food. Life without it is not worth living.
3 manapelike13 2021-06-20
Lol I could never fit pizza in my diet!!! 🤧
2 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-20
Fine. You eat the eyes (both, even the lazy one) and the other disgusting sino shit, I get the twig meat.
20 911roofer 2021-06-20
Are you drunk or high or something?
4 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-20
Por que no los dos
2 ironicshitpostr 2021-06-20
weak
6 smeernootjes 2021-06-20
That’s some weird toppings but alright
1 AllocatedData 2021-06-20
You haven't had 7/11 pizza
23 -M-o-X- 2021-06-20
If he managed to find a worse pizza than sbarro he should be disbarred.
19 PasiphaeDNW_03 2021-06-20
what KIND of pizza?
we need to ask the important questions
27 911roofer 2021-06-20
Pepperoni. FROM THE CAFETERIA.
15 quitsocmedia 2021-06-20
Shill
7 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-20
What the fuck?!? Did you just attempt to besmirch rugdrama's patron LOLCOW?
Shame shake shame 😥
12 quitsocmedia 2021-06-20
The type of pizza is shill. Pizzashill
5 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-20
It's probably cheese served by Clinton BFF Epstein in a basement, visited by a rarted "gunman" who shot his gun accidentally.
14 SnapshillBot 2021-06-20
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11 RecallRethuglicans 2021-06-20
Truly hitler’s greatest monster. And that’s for organizing gang rape parties in high school.
7 needtogetoffthisapp 2021-06-20
Hitlers greatest monster is my hairy Zionist pussy.
10 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2021-06-20
I was wrong bros. Is nothing sacred?
12 needtogetoffthisapp 2021-06-20
Look man. You need to read the article more closely. It’s not really written by a rollcall author, it’s just a coverup. The article itself is not meant to be of any of importance. However, you need to read the coded message between the lines. Many articles are like this. They are coded to tell us the truths that the government is trying to hide from us. Namely, in this article, it’s clearly coded to inform us of another truth of the pizza gate. I can’t finish this thought, I think they might track my phone and I don’t want all of this tracked to me.
5 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-20
Clearly the secret message is that the children Kev provides are shit.
2 needtogetoffthisapp 2021-06-20
Listen. I don’t have time. Pm me your address and I’ll discuss this further
9 sad_enchiladas 2021-06-20
I just finished reading through the Fort Lauderdale Gay Men's Chorus website but somehow Roll Call is the goddamn faggiest thing I have seen today.
How did you find this, roofer? Was the author tweeting about the Juice and you followed the breadcrumbs?
5 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-20
And burgers claim to make better pizza than italiens...
6 LongTallSally17 2021-06-20
Who said that? Never heard anyone say that…ever.
Except for 🤢 New Yorkers 🤮 but they’re all so full of shit, you can’t take anything they say seriously.
1 UncleTedsBackup 2021-06-20
Redditeurs occasionally. So probably bay-area-cels who probably never had a proper wop pizza in their lives.
4 needtogetoffthisapp 2021-06-20
Pizzagate is real… i don’t even give a fuck who reads this
1 freet0 2021-06-20
Still better than the average journo's articles
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