Ancestory dna affair discovery 🧐

1 2021-06-21 by Cx_1995

Tea time 🗣 Okay so long story - kind of. Not long ago I decided to do an ancestory DNA thing to see my genetics. Shortly after my results came back a first cousin of mine messages me. One I never met. I originally thought it was maybe one of my hoe a$$ uncle's on my moms sides long lost kid or something, but come to find out she belongs to my dads brother who had an affair with his wife 31 years ago and her mom never told him when she got pregnant. Some other dude came along during her moms pregnancy and has been around since, so for 31 yrs this girl thought that was her dad until maybe a month ago discovered otherwise so it has been a lot on her aswell. Anyways. Her MOM not me, decided to contact my cousins biological father who is "happily married" with 2 kids yada yada. He denied her and said he has 2 daughters already and is happy. Then he proceeded to call my dad and grandma and put the blame on me and another cousin who also did the dna thing and same result of my 1st cousin popping up as her 2nd and the cousin contacting her so me and said cousin are to blame for everything. Though all we did was originally wanting to know genetics not like we contacted her first. It would have eventually been figured out. I just think it seems toxic and narcissistic how my uncle is behaving over this. Instead of owning up to his own he wants to be immature and not confront me or the one cousin and go tell on us like wtf 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️ and he seems to think none of it is his fault.🙄

82 comments

80 trapochaphouse 2021-06-21

I'm not reading that. You ever hear of a thing called paragraphs?

33 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

Sorry you're too illiterate to comprehend

52 trapochaphouse 2021-06-21

illiterate

Says the f-slur who thought this was 🏴‍☠️ /toomanychromosomes or something.

41 AlphaMale3625 2021-06-21

Holy shit it’s the woman version of pizzashill

17 WarSanchez 2021-06-21

Pepperoni-Joni

28 daggermag 2021-06-21

You are what, 26? And still can't write for shit?

22 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

You're the one to talk. Who uses "And" at the beginning of a sentence? Don't say shit about someone else's grammar when yours isn't no better 🤣🤣🤣

48 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-21

Supreme Court Justices Gorsuch & Cavanaugh issued unanimous majority & concurring opinions just today containing sentences beginning with "and" 27 times! 😂👌

17 komoset 2021-06-21

The real loser in all of this is you. Nerd.

3 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-21

College football geeks are the Chaddest of all nerds and don't you deny it

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-06-21

Wrong. You're basically just wannabe stat majors.

13 daggermag 2021-06-21

Holy fuck you actually are retarded.

13 daggermag 2021-06-21

What do you think about Russia

1 [deleted] 2021-06-21

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2 AutoModerator 2021-06-21

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2 Lychosand 2021-06-21

HELLO???

41 Rivea_ 2021-06-21

If you're looking for validation try 🏴‍☠️/AmITheAsshole and don't forget you absolutely should mention that you are, my Allah forgive me, a woman.

33 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-06-21

edit to add ; I am a woman since apparently I need to mention that.

No one asked. Tits or gtfo.

14 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

Clearly someone did and clearly you didn't read all the comments bye

22 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-06-21

Apparently you don't understand that women can provide sperm for a birthing person.

You're better than that sweety, original point still stands tho.

23 Pomodorodorodoro 2021-06-21

So to translate this into maleoid:

~30 years ago, your uncle had an affair.
Recently, you took a DNA test. The affair baby pops up as a relative.
Someone tells her.
Your uncle is filled with overwhelming joy at discovering his unknown daughter.

Anyway, I wouldn't put too much faith in DNA tests. I'm pretty sure you can cheat them by clenching your asshole when they attach the electrodes to your gonads or some shit.

22 SnapshillBot 2021-06-21

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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5 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

What 🤣🤣🤣

20 5T48J6ff 2021-06-21

Respect who you're talking to or get out 🙄🙄

8 bbshock21 2021-06-21

OUT OUT OUT

21 UnheardIdentity 2021-06-21

You should fuck her to make an incestuous double affair baby.

12 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

I'm a girl 🤣🤣🤣

54 based_and_tedpilled 2021-06-21

why?

39 UnheardIdentity 2021-06-21

Stop being one.

29 RydenwithByden 2021-06-21

Of course, you can tell by the insufferable writing style that engages nobody

22 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

It engaged you enough to want to comment to it.

24 HumanBread 2021-06-21

You're doing great sweaty, don't listen to the newf*gs. They just want self important twitter "drama" slop all day

6 RydenwithByden 2021-06-21

Imagine being proud to be experienced on this sub for the last 2 years where it was completely cucked. At least I was able to experience the golden age of pinging.

9 fujiste 2021-06-21

imagine thinking someone hasn't gone through five accounts in the last 12 years

3 HumanBread 2021-06-21

I hope you now realize how retarded that assumption was. This account has only made it so long bc I'm lazy and don't want to encourage jannie power trips

24 smeernootjes 2021-06-21

Post boobas

13 goodbehaviorsam 2021-06-21

Muh laydee.

tips trilby

6 Lychosand 2021-06-21

Hey you want to go get some 40s of olde english and smoke cigarettes in a 7 eleven parking lot with me?

5 aqouta 2021-06-21

Girls can be fathers bigot.

4 daggermag 2021-06-21

COME HERE WHITE KNIGHT ARMY!!!! WE MUST DEFEND THIS FINE LASSY FOR THE MERE THOUGHT OF MAYBE JUST MAYBE I WILL GET SOME PUSSY

3 WeWuzKANG5 2021-06-21

Really or just on the internet?

18 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

A lot of y'all really don't got room for talking about how I write. I notice the grammar errors in your writing 🤣 this is reddit who tf cares about how writing is done. Y'all don't got a degree in english and this ain't school.

26 Zozbot 2021-06-21

zoz

25 Zozbot 2021-06-21

zle

23 Zozbot 2021-06-21

zozzle

13 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-21

Even Zozbot needed to get in on the dunking!

7 itsnotmyfault 2021-06-21

I'm legitimately disappointed in my life choices. I was unironically and extraordinarily pleased that she got zoz'd and that says a little bit too much about how I've spend the last few years of my life.

4 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-21

This hits close to home tbh. Fuck the pandemic.

19 AlphaMale3625 2021-06-21

Your dumb af

17 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

You're *

21 AlphaMale3625 2021-06-21

Wrong

12 Cx_1995 2021-06-21

I love the block button.

26 AlphaMale3625 2021-06-21

You’re loss