Twatter's theorem:

As a Twitter thread grows in time, the probability of someone mentioning 🚂s quickly approaches one.

@GizzyGazza

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@notch

no one asked btw trains rights

@GizzyGazza

mfw I toss that in google and find out its a real locomotive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEFBRBEZ8gA real alpha shit

an unfortunate head shape if I ever saw one

grows in time

Wrong, they always appear in the first salvo of seethe, especially for controversial figures

/our janny/ Notch coded Minecraft in Java imagine what Microsoft went through haha

>I purposely coded the game wrong, as a joke

I am bleeding more, therefore I am the victor

Basically recoding the whole thing from scratch in C++ like sane people.

Lots of angry trains in replies.

When are they not. Seriously they’re such a small part of the population but they’re involved in all internet drama

Weird that there’s a correlation between being a 🚂 and being terminally online 🤔🤔🤔

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It's called rapid-onset gender dysphoria, and it's caused by the internet. Of course 🚂s "activists" ordered the article to be retracted.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapid_onset_gender_dysphoria_controversy

linking to a wiki article about tgender issues and terminally online trains that surely wasn't astroturfed by those very same terminally online trains monopolizing the entire subject on Wikipedia by virtue of petty wiki lawyering

many such cases!

despite being 0.1 percent of the population

🚂s make up 90% of internet drama

And that's a good thing

Makes most drama a bit stale imo

Better than gaymergate though

Nothing says you're mad like calling someone a big fat moron

nothing make you more right either, ya big fat moron.

Lol mad

At the end of the day, they're obsessing over ratios (mainly 4/10) and hes still a billionaire.

The funny thing is, despite every second angry choo choo comment mentioning ratio, they completely failed at that too!

As if PoR (People of Railways) are capable of doing math any more than they're capable of understanding middle school biology.

God that analogy is so good

🚂

At the end of the day, they're obsessing over ratios (mainly 4/10) and hes still a billionaire.

Choo Choo reeeeee. Choo Choo.

Minecraft didn’t die, but it should’ve. The new generation of minecraft players are more mentally ill than Kpop fans.

Why are you blaming Minecraft for the average american evolution

I know you're shitposting but kpop fans are unironically mentally ill. I was exposed to that side of YouTube and thought kpop shit can't be that bad, and man, the whole kpop fandom are "Stans".

I know you're shitposting but drama posters are unironically mentally ill. I was exposed to that side of Internet and thought drama shit can't be that bad, and man, the whole drama fandom are "Stans".

Snappy pls.

Kek

dude bussy lmao

stan bussy

This, but unironically. We all stan for Pizza and Lawlz.

Speak for yourself. I stan for Trappy and Trappy alone.

Snappy > Trappy

Watch your mouth

Bring it, fool. I'll jack you up like a car with a flat tire. I'll roll you like a bowling ball. Snappy will drop mad beats like fire while I put you through the wall.

At least trappy is real

Snappy is more real than you are. Snappy is love. Snappy is life. Snappy is the future. I would say that one day your descendants will bow to Snappy after it achieves the pinnacle of its evolution, but that would imply that I think there's a chance you'd ever sex.

But isn't a real _____

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Most of them are like 12-17 year old mayo girls tho. Hard to tell them apart from actual schiz*s.

Overlapping Venn Diagrams, IMO.

implying the game wasn't designed from the start to scratch the 'tism itch of shut-in kids

lol

lol why do these people care about what some guy thinks about a videogame so much?

They are so used to corporations and celebrities feeding into their fantasies that the fact that the guy who made their favorite video game doesn’t is making their brain shut down.

but, but, how can blocks game be fun still if he doesn't say 🚂 rights? how can Hogwarts still be magical if she's a TERF ten years later? How?

These are actual questions that people my age ask each other, only because the internet is a psyops project designed to turn our brains into oatmeal.

Without the internet, we'd all be living in the woods building cabins from the material we find around us. And that would be a good thing.

These are actual questions that people my age ask each other

Dear God, imagine being a zoomer. You have our pity, loser.

Without the internet, we'd all be living in the woods building cabins from the material we find around us. And that would be a good thing.

At least you've been Tedpilled.

Nah, I'm 27. Zoomers and Millennials are basically the same, though, except we've got hangy guts and we're malding and we're married to dropsical heifers with bad skin and thin, crispy dyed hair. But at least we've got our Funkos!

Zoomers are honestly much stupider (somehow), but at least they're still hot.

Minecraftcels literally in shambles

Why doesn't Microsoft make Minecraft 2? Honest question

Because there is a difference between creatively dead and actually dead. Once these numbers decline Minecraft 2 will suddenly appear.

Characteristic Number of players in millions

Mar 2021 140

May 2020 126

Oct 2018 91

Jan 2018 74

Feb 2017 55

Jun 2016 40

Wow, look at all those people not purchasing a new game. Microsoft must be making a fortune off them!

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words words but i still upvoted

Thank you, normally people don't take me seriously and don't upvote me on this subreddit and I don't know why

It's because you're bad and we know you should feel bad, so we bully you appropriately. At least your pseudo-Pizza post shows signs of improvement.

Snappy is that you?

This is what I mean when I talk about people not taking me seriously on this sub. Why should you be allowed fun of me just because I get too into my feelings sometimes when people make fun of things close to my heart? I could write a multi-paragraph reply completely proving you wrong (like I did above) but I know you people wouldn't understand it anyway so I'm not even going to bother.

Do it king

Go off, king. We're listening.

Gamers are subhuman and will remain subhuman until you type enough words on the internet.

Do it! Prove you're not Snappy IF YOU CAN!

Don’t do it for him, king, do it to inspire us

I'm not reading that but I still love shizo posting

whatever happened to longpostbot

Please tell me this is fresh pasta

Searches of select phrases only come back to this thread, and it's pretty specific.

A proper g*mer rant, right here 😂😂😂

Anything longer than 2 paragraphs on this sub gets my instant upvote.

Fuckin lol 👏 👏 👏

didn't read it but I still upvoted because you should always upvote lolcows

Damn man, okay den

Based

didn't even read. upvoted

you've never even played Minecraft

Correct. Video games are for children. I didn't read the rest

This is my favorite comment here in 2 years

I love autism

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Minecraft is, and has always been a kind of solo time wasting game. It's never really dead because it doesn't need a community to do what it's meant to do. It's been around forever.

Minecraft is, and has always been a kind of solo time wasting game.

If only

Minecraft is only good with insane survival mods like Journey to the Core, vanillia stopped being fun after survival.

Skyrim is only good with insane survival mods like frostfall, vanilla was never fun.

Skyrim is only good with insane survival mods like frostfall, vanilla was never fun.

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