The twitter thread didn't have all the screen caps I saw, so here's an imgur with them + some stuff from I guess when he was admin of the LSD Simulator wiki and a bonus 2 caps from when the admin of the Silent Hill wiki had an issue with circumcision. https://imgur.com/a/3wtVH4F
Today I learned that a bunch of people are pretending to have DID on TikTok, and that many of the most egregious of these children are pretending to be characters from roleplaying Minecraft streams.
If people think ceiling fans, Reddit communities, Minecraft streams, or ancient game community wikis are worth unironic interest, then I'm going to take wonderful care of myself, so that I can see what the mentally unstable children of Zoomers sink all their time into after Palantir automates the economy.
Bellylint communities? Streamers who poop? People who write fanfiction about the streamers who poop? The first world is running out of problems fast, and as Ted would call them, people's surrogate goals are becoming less and less fulfilling than ever.
Ten years ago, I thought the most pathetic thing imaginable was reading a 1.5 million word piece of fanfiction about, iunno, Twilight. Pretty soon, fanfiction is going to be taught at the University level (uh, briefly forget that Wide Sargasso Sea exists plz), and the communications majors we all make fun of today will be replaced by Influencer class, where Pewdiepie's catchphrase (pewdiepie) will be treated as some kind of keystone thesis to the topic.
It's easy to be an environmental doomer and cry about all the cows and cars, or cry about latestage capitalism because they're too fat and Biden won't pay for lipo, or cry that Republicans exist; but if anyone here hasn't read all 33k words of the great Unabomber, stop what you're doing right now and start it. I don't want to be 70 and hear from where I get my world news that the world's best farter has died.
If someone's trolling your GoldenEye fan wiki, or your famous Runescape players fan wiki, maybe you should just bemoan the fact that you weren't bullied enough as a child, and that you should keep yourself safer from now on. I guess this is the consequence of too many people, though, and the fact that everyone's gotta be the best at something. Someone's the best at swimming, which means I have to make being the best at cataloging Shampoo bottles in an Excel sheet suffice.
And yes, I'm unironically schizoposting. It's one of the few joys in my life, because Ted couldn't overthrow the government thirty years ago, and now I have to be on a computer 15 hours a day. Thanks a fucking lot, Ted.
God modern life's pathetic. Imagine beginning every day of your life 1) thankful that you're still alive, and 2) anxiously spent feeding yourself and trying to kill your neighbors. Imagine knowing 30 people ever in your life, and having fought every single one of them.
Are fight clubs legal? Like in Fight Club? 🏴☠️drama needs to open up some local chapters. You read about the existence of a Runescape celebrity wiki, and then you and your friend punch and kick at each other with blindrage to erase that fact from memory.
TLDR this drama depresses me, because it seems like these people are under the impression that life is infinitely long and that their opinions on anything could ever matter, and that they aren't embarrassed of being themselves.
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
With the way that the internet has been changing so quickly, I advise that everyone should become like the autists from yarrlesh DataHoarder and make backups of such material to preserve internet history for future generations.
29 comments
148 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-24
Good find! Niche drama is some of the spicyist
God forbid someone cheat at a game from 1997 in [CURRENT YEAR] lmao. Imagine what mental illnesses would lead to this crusade
55 loli_esports 2021-06-24
The twitter thread didn't have all the screen caps I saw, so here's an imgur with them + some stuff from I guess when he was admin of the LSD Simulator wiki and a bonus 2 caps from when the admin of the Silent Hill wiki had an issue with circumcision. https://imgur.com/a/3wtVH4F
14 CoolHairGames 2021-06-24
The circumcision one is golden lmao
23 lolcows65 2021-06-24
The mental illness known as "speedrunning"
8 seenten 2021-06-24
Gamerism
1 SecretSnack 2021-06-24
A lack of mental wellness
108 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-06-24
Today I learned that a bunch of people are pretending to have DID on TikTok, and that many of the most egregious of these children are pretending to be characters from roleplaying Minecraft streams.
If people think ceiling fans, Reddit communities, Minecraft streams, or ancient game community wikis are worth unironic interest, then I'm going to take wonderful care of myself, so that I can see what the mentally unstable children of Zoomers sink all their time into after Palantir automates the economy.
Bellylint communities? Streamers who poop? People who write fanfiction about the streamers who poop? The first world is running out of problems fast, and as Ted would call them, people's surrogate goals are becoming less and less fulfilling than ever.
Ten years ago, I thought the most pathetic thing imaginable was reading a 1.5 million word piece of fanfiction about, iunno, Twilight. Pretty soon, fanfiction is going to be taught at the University level (uh, briefly forget that Wide Sargasso Sea exists plz), and the communications majors we all make fun of today will be replaced by Influencer class, where Pewdiepie's catchphrase (pewdiepie) will be treated as some kind of keystone thesis to the topic.
It's easy to be an environmental doomer and cry about all the cows and cars, or cry about latestage capitalism because they're too fat and Biden won't pay for lipo, or cry that Republicans exist; but if anyone here hasn't read all 33k words of the great Unabomber, stop what you're doing right now and start it. I don't want to be 70 and hear from where I get my world news that the world's best farter has died.
If someone's trolling your GoldenEye fan wiki, or your famous Runescape players fan wiki, maybe you should just bemoan the fact that you weren't bullied enough as a child, and that you should keep yourself safer from now on. I guess this is the consequence of too many people, though, and the fact that everyone's gotta be the best at something. Someone's the best at swimming, which means I have to make being the best at cataloging Shampoo bottles in an Excel sheet suffice.
And yes, I'm unironically schizoposting. It's one of the few joys in my life, because Ted couldn't overthrow the government thirty years ago, and now I have to be on a computer 15 hours a day. Thanks a fucking lot, Ted.
God modern life's pathetic. Imagine beginning every day of your life 1) thankful that you're still alive, and 2) anxiously spent feeding yourself and trying to kill your neighbors. Imagine knowing 30 people ever in your life, and having fought every single one of them.
Are fight clubs legal? Like in Fight Club? 🏴☠️drama needs to open up some local chapters. You read about the existence of a Runescape celebrity wiki, and then you and your friend punch and kick at each other with blindrage to erase that fact from memory.
TLDR this drama depresses me, because it seems like these people are under the impression that life is infinitely long and that their opinions on anything could ever matter, and that they aren't embarrassed of being themselves.
46 jennifernav19 2021-06-24
Make this a snapshill bot post
11 32624647 2021-06-24
Hold on, I'ma DM JC. She's still in charge of snappy, right?
9 loli_esports 2021-06-24
A BOMB!
23 seenten 2021-06-24
Now this is tedposting
16 VALIS666 2021-06-24
😍
5 specialdialingwand1 2021-06-24
this is why Heidegger thought authenticity was only possible in being-toward-death
1 [deleted] 2021-06-24
[removed]
1 copiadelacopia 2021-06-24
is this a joke or something?first time i'm seeing this subreddit
1 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-06-24
Bad time to get into the sub.
And no, I feel very strongly about 75% of what I said
1 copiadelacopia 2021-06-24
k thanks
52 Lord_Sticky 2021-06-24
I remember seeing on /v/ this guy having a complete meltdown over a boob joke in the game
23 Zozbot 2021-06-24
zoz
20 Zozbot 2021-06-24
zle
21 Zozbot 2021-06-24
zozzle
1 TheColdTurtle 2021-06-24
What game
10 TheCorruptedBit 2021-06-24
did you even read the fucking drama
8 TheColdTurtle 2021-06-24
"No"
16 SnapshillBot 2021-06-24
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
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11 daggermag 2021-06-24
What no pussy does to a mother fucker
8 Pepperglue 2021-06-24
Well, that is rather unfortunate. Hopefully they have a backup or something.
11 Copeshit 2021-06-24
With the way that the internet has been changing so quickly, I advise that everyone should become like the autists from yarrlesh DataHoarder and make backups of such material to preserve internet history for future generations.
4 AutismSundae 2021-06-24
Stop harrassing "Freeman12393", He has done nothing wrong and was defending the wiki from 4chan raiders and hackers so You have no right to bully Him! -- Supercoolguy1234 (talk) 18:38, 16 June 2021 (UTC)
he made a sockpuppet to bitch, using one of his former steam aliases and still types like a literal r-tard
lol