Stormy Daniels is having a meltdown on instagram on some dude's porch is Mississippi

1  2021-06-24 by Coonass_alt

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Thank you for your cervix

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Fucking based

Doing Allah's work šŸ™šŸ™

Truly you have found your calling.

God speed you filthy degenerate.

Trumpā€™s mushroom broke this woman

Broke her boyfriend as well apparently.

Imagine having a girlfriend who fucked Trump.

Actually don't imagine it.

Imagine having a girlfriend that's literally a pornstar and is on camera taking multiple loads from dozens of different men. Beyond cucked

I couldn't watch riley reid after finding out she fucked Lil Xan for fun. Just Ew.

Is Lil Xan ever sober

Or hung out with Landlord_Messiah

And her lawyer

The former wh*re to attention seeker meltdowns are always fun

Airing your love "letters" publicly is in poor taste. Even if it does have the gay angst-laden prose of 2 teenagers forbidden from dating.

Just cause you fuck on camera doesn't mean there's a market for this emotional voyeurism.

Why are mayo foyds like this? We need to stop giving attention and validation to hoes airing out dirty laundry

If anything they need more validation. Fingers crossed for one of them finally carrying out a successful mass shooting šŸ¤žšŸ¤ž

doesn't mean there's a market for this emotional voyeurism

Bitch, do you know where you is?

What the fuck is going on

https://i.imgur.com/X2lepuR.jpg

šŸ•šŸ§  nonsense

Why do w*men think they're magic bitch you're just rslurred

Too much Harry Potter for some reason made every mayo foyd think there were Hermione. Which doesn't even make sense because Hermione ends up fucking a ginger. Who wants to identify with that?

Why would you want to identify with a British person

I didn't even think about that...these people need to be institutionalized for their own safety.

Its coming.

Youā€™re not a witch, youā€™re mentally ill and like candles

I refuse to (directly) dox myself and say where exactly I live by making a joke about this, but all I can say is holy shit. What the hell is she doing in Crystal Springs of all places?

It's not a bad town at all but it just seems so fucking random and bizarre for her to be here there. I'd expect Biloxi, Southaven or Tupelo. Even Jackson would make a bit more sense.

The guy is a ghost hunter who lives there. Apparently she has\had a paranormal show with that guy. John Bullard is his name.

oh really, I haven't heard of any haunted places nearby in Mississippi...well, my grandparent's old house in Magnolia was haunted.

The entire state of Mississippi is uniformly haunted, there is no escape from it

it never even began for us Magnoliacels

Sadly nah

Sounds pretty gay

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Is this what real Girlfriend Experience porn looks like?

"thestormydaniels

Verified

This is meā€¦waiting on a porch in Mississippi AGAIN for someone who SWORE he wanted to see meā€¦that he HATES his life and ā€œwill die without meā€ and he is ā€œsuffocatingā€ without me. He made me promise to wait for him and trust him and that he was living a lie and ā€œhates himselfā€ and that if he didnā€™t show up to ā€œburn it downā€ because he was afraid to do it and of people hurting me and sueing me so Iā€™m doing it to myself for him instead. He told me if he didnā€™t come to ā€œput the iron to the fireā€ so here it isā€¦.I have THOUSANDS of texts, messages, photos and voice texts from the last year and these are just a handful from the last few weeks. This post was agonizing to write but it is done with love. The guilt of the repercussions is now on me because I love you, John Bullard. No one should be forced, guilted or blackmailed into being where they donā€™t want to be and Iā€™m tired of living this lie but mostly Iā€™m tired of living without you. And remember YOU came to me last month and asked me to take you back so here I am. Follow your heart because I would rather live in a box with you than in this castle without you for one more fricking day. So if you love me like you SWEAR you do, prove it. 11:11

This post is not about calling John out. We know how we feel about each other and so do all our friends and anyone who has seen us together... It's about me taking the burden of the fallout of us off his shoulders and onto mine because I love him. I promised him I'd fight for him. I just tired of doing it in the shadows and letting the guilt, fear and pain win. He repeatedly said to burn it down but he just couldn't be the one to strike the match and set me on fire. So...I'm doing it to myself because there are people in his life that will now come after me. Fine. I don't care anymore. I'm tired of being a secret. Life is too short to waste another day not being with the person you're in love with and I'd rather die than live a lie for one more day."

Did she Pretty Woman herself?

This

Can someone explain what's going on here? The dude sent her texts and then she went to his house?

What Iā€™m guessing is the dude had an affair and saw her at some point and then she thought they would be an actual couple. He precedes to give her the ā€œI love you but itā€™s not the right timeā€ bs and she bought it

If you see the insta he sent her pages of text. And then she goes to his house and people are making fun of her? How is she wrong in this case? Lol

Sheā€™s a f-slur

You would think as a prostitute that she's learned that men aren't exactly honest when they have coom brain.

Someone call her doctor

This is me FYI, Stormy Daniel's is on my porch going nuts. Wut do.

Literally "Hos mad 24/7." If reality is a simulation the programmer(s) know how to have a good time.

Literally "hos nimble-footed 24/7. " if 't be true reality is a simulation the programmer(s) knoweth how to has't a valorous time


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Y'all, my college roommate took more strange cock than a Florida rehabilitation center for roosters. It was in and out. In and out. But slut shaming is wrong. Just don't share drinks, and hover above the toilet. And if you're both potheads and share monster bong rips, take a break if you see a cold sore. Acceptance is what makes the heart a heart.

Never heard of him so I googled. Married. Wife works with him. https://www.smokeandmirrorspi.com/who-we-are.html

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